CALL ME ISHMAEL !

fat guy who likes fat tits | 21 | shredded lettuce (sub topping)

[muffintopped]

CALL ME ISHMAEL

22M (He/Him)

knight, guard dog, and teenage pervert extraordinaire. yes i am sexualizing what i was two years ago time is unceasing

sexual igor. a gooner goon. your rapist's trusty assistant

poly & i got a guy, and he's the only one i like. unless you're a girl about it then we can talk

fat but not a gainer (but i dont mind if you like how fat i am), intending to get fatter strongfat style

masochist and voyeur; sadist and still a voyeur. they call me tom the way im peeping. fuckin mommies while theyre sleeping. i could go on

mama's boy in a horror movie way

if you are horny enough about any insecurity you can conquer it.

INTO:

feedism, weight gain & fat* - PRIMARILY: accidental wg, wg denial, cnc wg, & unhealthy wg (like heavy breathing, limited mobility, and ESPECIALLY weakness & laziness)

fat women. who are bigger than me and soft. or even hard

being a disgusting little animal for women

impact & breath play, boot play--only recieving for women

hurting women. in a feminist way

women hurting me. in a misogynist way

forcefemming, bimboification style

forcefem in all its forms, including detrans and forcetrans. but i am very uncomfortable with bioessentialist or transmisogynistic themes. you will have tits against your will BUT feminism must prevail

hucow stuff, especially MILKINGGGG i <3 titties

littledomming/teendomming, in a 'cesty way

fat women again. you don't have to be bigger than me i can be bigger i can do whatever you want

*this is a big one, this is most consistently what i reblog.

TURN-OFFS (no hate, just not my thing):

death feedism (specifically the death/heart disease/pain part. but i <3 death feedists u r safe on my blog)

forcemascing/detransing girls. makes me sad. i also don't super care for forcemascing boys anymore which is funny bc thats how ive made a name for myself on here

unrealistic gain/blueberry/in that vein

subbing for men, i prefer women in general

excessive/graphic slob, scat, fart

and okay. fine. FINE. i'll piss on you but you have to clean it up after.

i will blog about fat activism on here too, i'm not tagging it, and that's non-negotiable. trans people encouraged & i would love mutuals just to talk to <3 (i am so fucking bad at messaging back tho. i must be real)

i say the term "fat bitch" with the same reverence and respect that other people do when they talk about first responders on 9/11

[guttedcut]

people always talk about someone getting fucked stupid but what about a top going stupid while fucking someone? their brain shuts off and they just become a horny mutt with the only goal of getting off as hard as they can, breeding their sub. incoherent whimpers and moans of pure lust and desire. just a thought

[predatoryolderlesbian]

yeah, hi, that's me

[valtsv]

i think the body takes its most erotic form when it betrays and destroys itself to the point that it calls into question the accuracy of defining it as "yours" and i have no psychological problems or complicated relationships with personhood also

[flora-bigs]

whats the deal with weed making you horny and making sex amazing and also making you want to eat until your stomach hurts. feedist ass drug

[bloopityart]

Puppy pudge

[fatlesbianjoyer]

gainers admitting how afraid they are of how fat, dependent, and food addicted they’re getting, while continuing to stuff their face

[fatlesbianjoyer]

“everything is getting so difficult”, “I didn’t mean to get this big”, “I don’t think I can stop”, “I’m scared I’m too far gone”, “please don’t let me get any fatter” = dirty talk

[boobs-still-coming]

[gauntletknight]

The "aww cute agere girls" leaving people's bodies when the perma-middle shows up

[gauntletknight]

Loving the perma-little is easy. She's sweet, outgoing, ever-affectionate, perhaps not the smartest but always eager to learn and take in new things, just happy to be around and loved.

The perma-middle on the other hand can be obstinate, moody, frustrating, uncooperative, smarter than her little sister but exponentially more argumentative. Nonetheless you must love her just as much – if not more as she will have fewer places which will offer her the love she so clearly needs. Even if that means forcing it on her (she'll like it even if she's going to try and hide it), you have to love the perma-middle today. Ok?

[hunysckle]

fat bottoms are built for taking it from behind <3<3<3 like the way our bodies jiggle? our soft asses and tummies bouncing in time with each thrust? back rolls becoming more defined and plentiful as we deepen our arch? don't even get me started on thighjobs

[hed184]

[temptresstitania]

you're welcome. thank me. ❂

outfit i wore 2 a night swim/play party.

[puppydolldaph]

i had a fun weekend and i guess this counts for tummy tuesday? i was also caned, spanked, and hurt in other ways, hope yall like my noises! i hope this doesnt get nuked, i censored the offending bits

featuring the amazing @mercury-magus 💘

[miquellakind]

i’ve noticed that you’ve started to increase your holy damage negation. is there any reason for that at all

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[fawnduu]

REALLY GOOD finished sketch page is up on Patreon...

but watch out if you are lactose intolerant 🐄🥛

[ahabthetaco]

Been thinking about side effects during recovery from a transformation

Like an office manager to a hucow farm, who was sent to see the new venture, as their office was put in charge of finances and the like, who ignoring many of the warnings from the employees there about getting close to the equipment, got herself stuck in an automated milker while everyone went to lunch or the shift was changing. So she was in there for a good hour. Well at least new safety rules can be written up!

when they finally got to her, she was a busty, milk leaking mess who was so horny and huge that the results had her outperforming many of the other hucows!

Doctors said it would take quite a few months for her to return to a more normal state, well, normal as she could be now. She did grow a foot taller, and her bust size grew to H cups, her poor designer suit nothing but tattered pieces after her body expanded l. Not even her pants where safe as her hips ripped thru them, and her thighs finished what was left. Combined that with a swinging cow tail and cow ears, she looked the happiest she ever been stuck getting milked!

Took a month to really get everything calmed down, she spent days getting milked by a machine, and using what ever toys she would get (and destroy with so much use), and getting back her thoughts. Normally to become a hucow requires immense training to keep your mind intact from the pleasure, training she skipped

But she was finally able to return to work, still a foot tall, but many of the curves slimmed down, well, as much as it could be. Her chest had gone down F cups, and her pants size atleast down 4 sizes. She was back in a suit, tailor made to fit around just how big she was, even with an extra loose fit it didn't leave much to the imagination, she was still tall, huge, and above all

Milky and horny.

it was much less then when she first became, the machine had to give her so many supplements as it thought something was terribly wrong with the hucow, so it created quite the problem. But now she at least only had to take a milking break every 4 hours, or a bunch of smaller ones once an hour to keep them from getting too heavy.

What was more of a problem was the udderlying issue of really wanting to moo and fuck, thankfully some company handed breaks let her deal with the issue. Though, she has been finding herself needing to watch videos to really reach climax, and some naughty ideas appear in her head of what would really help with her lust...

Just a couple more months and most of the side effects should go away, she'll just be bigger, but at least the cow thoughts and lust should go away. In the meantime, she really needs help with all the lust

Perhaps she needs a dedicated assistant... I heard she may be hiring

And who knows, maybe it'll come with a promotion to "lover" if you do a good enough job~

[acerby]

Handler and hound dynamic on a budget: Just push your girl around in a shopping cart while she is high.

Maybe give her a paintball gun

[czi-mor]

the tool is sharp. its name is speed. tears through the aisles, hungry, empty. ah fuck. it has one of the shitty wheels that wobbles and gets stuck. shit. fuck.