A Muggles Guide To Living With A Wizard

Shitposting shitposting shitposting *Ask me questions and I shall answer* My name is Dahlia Denbrough and I’m a muggle. So are my mums, Vanessa and Cathrine. My brother Philip on the other hand, is a wizard. I am the main poster for this blog, but occasionally my mums or brother will have something to say. They will also answer any questions if you ask them. (Rp account for my ocs, set in the Harry Potter universe. I’ve always wanted something based from a muggles point of view, so I made a blog about it:)

[skeletal-kitt]

My dash did the best thing

[muggle-shitposting]

I’m

[blog-o-randomness]

HOW DID THE DURSLEYS GET OFF THE HUT ON THE ROCK IF HAGRID AND HARRY TOOK THE BOAT!?!?!

[fanonical]

neville longbottom is braver than any us marine

[theboywho-shitposts]

bold of you to assume neville longbottom isn’t a us marine

[enlightenednaturex]

I’ve been laughing for an hour. Someone help me 😂

[secret-novelisthost18]

Hey

If we’re all in agreement that JKR’s post-franchise tweets mean jack-shit, can we go back to Dudley having a magical child and him knowing fuck-all about the magical world so he’s required to hunt Harry down and ask for help because he’s mellowed out with age (and distance from his bigoted father) and his daughter is the light of his life and “Harry please, I can’t fuck this up now where the hell am I supposed to buy a cauldron?”

[marzipan-lady-art]

I want to share my drawings I did for school, it took me four days of non-stop drawing to finish them - and I’m proud of myself because I felt like I was crossing some boundaries and left hundreds of comfort zones at once. I can say it have made me stronger because since then I cannot survive a day without drawing anything.

The task was to illustrate/show, however we wanted, opposite words. 

Our professor gave us the list, from left to right: sharp - blunt; strong - weak; long - short; fat - thin; dark - light; sexual - asexual; neatness - mess; pretty - ugly; hot - cold; wide - narrow.

I totally forgot to post them - so enjoy some other characters than Bella and L.V.!

[mysharona1987]

[muggle-shitposting]

Y'all can catch me showing up at Hogwarts in Heelys

[prof-kettleburn]

did someone say remus lupin + sirius black?

[brokentoasterrr]

“i’m here, i’m queer and my best friend is a deer”

—sirius black at some point probably

[alexhasahorcrux]

James: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitation! It’s supposed to say “Remus’ birthday”!

Sirius: What does it say?

James: “Remus’ bi”

Sirius: Still works

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Remus: Pads, are you decent?

Sirius: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants, if that’s what you’re asking.

[nasias-stuff]

Sirius: What if we inverted our initials? Birius Slack.

James: Pames Jotter.

Remus: Lemus Rupin.

Lily: Eily Lvans

Peter: Peter Pett…

Peter: This is a stupid game anyway.

[deadsiriuss]

When Harry spares Peter

Harry: I just don’t think my dad would’ve wanted his two best friends to become murderers.

James [in the afterlife]: kill the rat

[nasias-stuff]

Sirius: Can you make a sentence without using the letter ‘A’?

Remus: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? Well, I’m sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Sirius : Remus, whot the fuck.

[elyon-x]

Have a happy Marauder Halloween!

I would bet a thousand galleons that they dressed up like this at least once. Can you guess who they dressed up as?

[alessiajontrunfio]

At least he tried. :)