I’M WORKSHOPPING IT, OKAY?

@muk-dude-pkmn

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☣️ WE. ARE. MUK.

🧥 Oh come on, you have to come up with something better than that. On the news, it says “Muk blows up a bus.” How is anybody going to know what that means? That could be anybody’s muk, for all everybody cares.

☣️ I’LL WORK ON IT LATER. WE HAVE BIGGER FEEBAS TO FRY.

🧥 Alright, if you say so.

🧥 ANYWAY! The name’s Cillian. Pronounce it with a “Cuh” sound. He/him, 32 years of age. My partner hasn’t figured out a solid name yet, but we’ll get back to him later. All you gotta know is that he’s a Muk.

☣️ THAT’S ENOUGH FOR NOW. WE MUST TERRORIZE NIMBASA!!!

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hey gang I’m reviving all of my blogs soon. I’ve got 10 to do but it’ll be fun

bucket-of-torchic-pkmn

Aw hell yeah, freakin’ sweet!

giratina-official

oh sick. I’m finally getting out and about.

wind-and-song-pkmn

hehe!~

☣️ FOR EVIL!

why is working with nanu the best thing in the world, an essay

cat loving dilf that is also very smart and solved the mystery I was having trouble with for 3 fuckin days in around 3 hours

What's a dilf? I haven't heard that one before

oh, it stands for dad I'd like to fund because he is a very awesome detective

🧥 he's right you know

🧥 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO DO AN OFFICE JOB WHILE YOU RUN AROUND INSIDE MY HEAD-

#the girls are fighting

viscious-protector

🧥 so whaddya mean by parasitic?

-@muk-dude-pkmn

I mean I'm pretty sure it's a similar situation to yours, the Goomy binds itself to me and feasts on my nutrients and brain signals and in return gives me phenomenal strength, speed, durability and even grows back my missing hand.

🧥 okay, I’ve figured out most of that, but why is it eating my nutrients?

viscious-protector

The guys gotta eat something, fortunately for me that SEEMS to be just me eating twice as much.

🧥 got it. Eat twice as much. Thanks for the help.

🧥 are we taking a head count now?

-@muk-dude-pkmn

I guess. Hello.

It's not like you'll all stop harrasing me if I ask anyways

🧥 as much as Muk would like, we certainly don’t have time for harassing ANYBODY right now!

🧥 look, if we’re going to work as an effective unit, I really need to know what’s happening right now.

☣️ AND WHY’S THAT AN ISSUE, CILLIAN?

🧥 Well, I’m generally a fan of living.

☣️ YOU- WE- UH…

☣️ FAIR POINT.

viscious-protector

🧥 so whaddya mean by parasitic?

-@muk-dude-pkmn

I mean I'm pretty sure it's a similar situation to yours, the Goomy binds itself to me and feasts on my nutrients and brain signals and in return gives me phenomenal strength, speed, durability and even grows back my missing hand.

🧥 okay, I’ve figured out most of that, but why is it eating my nutrients?

nanaboo-pumpkaboo

Welcome to the multiverse site

Reblock if you are the only you that is you

viscious-protector

Sorta? I'm most certainly not the only vigilante but I haven't seen anyone else with a parasitic Goomy

🧥 wait what adjective did you just use

🧥 oh dragons, where am I? We must’ve hit that wall pretty hard, huh?

☣️ YOU WERE OUT FOR NEARLY AN HOUR!

🧥 okay, calm down. I should be fine.

☣️ WE BROKE OUR LEFT FOOT. NOT TO WORRY, I SHALL HEAL YOU.

🧥 You were right, it does hurt. I feel a bit nauseous though.

🧥 (points at you) HEY! WE HAVE THE SAME THING GOING ON!

-@muk-dude-pkmn

POINTS

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Except my symbiote is a ball of anxiety and yours seems like the more wild one

🧥 ah, what’s that like for you?

It means that I'm the one in control because it doesn't feel like fighting me for it usually :)

until it does :(

🧥 man, I wish. I’ve been swinging around Unova for the last part of like 20 minutes it’s like a rollercoaster

Damn.

I'm actually from castelia and in castelia.

I should check out nimbasa sometime again.

🧥 ah, cool. Anyway, I think my Muk is about to hit a wall. Be right ba-

🧥 (points at you) HEY! WE HAVE THE SAME THING GOING ON!

-@muk-dude-pkmn

POINTS

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Except my symbiote is a ball of anxiety and yours seems like the more wild one

🧥 ah, what’s that like for you?

It means that I'm the one in control because it doesn't feel like fighting me for it usually :)

until it does :(

🧥 man, I wish. I’ve been swinging around Unova for the last part of like 20 minutes it’s like a rollercoaster

#I am not a rollercoaster person btw

🧥 (points at you) HEY! WE HAVE THE SAME THING GOING ON!

-@muk-dude-pkmn

POINTS

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Except my symbiote is a ball of anxiety and yours seems like the more wild one

🧥 ah, what’s that like for you?

therealwormhole-official

☣️ HEY. YOU. HOW DO YOU TERRORIZE PEOPLE EFFECTIVELY.

-@muk-dude-pkmn

Oh my goodness gracious, another villain is asking me!

WEEEEEELL, having an inherently freakish and unloveable appearance is a good way to start! I don't feel qualified to, uh, pick out those traits in others though, just do what you see fit here. Prepare big speeches y'know, give it your all! Practice in the mirror! But don't look in the mirror too long because if you followed that first piece of advice you're gonna spiral really quickly!

Hm.... I'll get back to you on that, I'm still figuring it out.

🧥 we realized.

☣️ SHUT UP CILLIAN! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!

DUDE I GET IT YOU WANNA MAKE ME LEAVE ENGINEERING CLASS AND STOP DATING YOUR DAUGHTER THAT YOU KEEP MISGENDERING BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO WEIRD ROBOT SHIT AND CALL YOURSELF THE GREEN GRIMMSNARL

🧥 hey, that’s a solid name. You could learn from that, muk.

☣️ THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

SORRY GOOP GUYS, BUT COULD YOU HAVE YOUR EXTERNAL INTERNAL CONFLICT ON A DIFFERENT POST?????

🧥 I think you need to learn from the Green Grimmsnarl.

☣️ I’M SORRY MA’AM, HE’S AN IDIOT.

DUDE I GET IT YOU WANNA MAKE ME LEAVE ENGINEERING CLASS AND STOP DATING YOUR DAUGHTER THAT YOU KEEP MISGENDERING BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DO WEIRD ROBOT SHIT AND CALL YOURSELF THE GREEN GRIMMSNARL

🧥 hey, that’s a solid name. You could learn from that, muk.

☣️ THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

☣️ OKAY, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWING?

🧥 Absolutely not! Do you?

☣️ YES. HOW ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO GET TO UNOVA?

🧥 Oh gee, I dunno, maybe by boat?

☣️ QUIT JOKING AROUND. CHECK THIS OUT.

🧥 WAUGHHHHH

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