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[scully]

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Can you tell I’m distracting myself with this while nervously waiting for Sunday?

[theladiesfromhades]

Coming up on The Real Housewives of Hannibal Reunion

Will: Pooooor Dr. Du Maurier. Swallowed whole, suffering inside Hannibal Lecter’s bowels. You didn’t lose yourself. You just crawled so far up his ass you couldn’t be bothered.

Bedelia: Not the first time I’ve lost professional objectivity in a matter where Hannibal is concerned *over dramatic wink-wink*

Will: You’re the Bride of Frankenstein.

Bedelia: We’ve both been his bride. *cut to Will’s Hannigram Wedding Pinterest board and then to Bedelia and Hannibal’s real life wedding rings.* *Bedelia pulls out wedding ring and puts it on. Crowd erupts* *Will pulls back tears with extreme effort*

Will: How did you come away unscathed? I’m covered in scars. I wasn’t wearing the adequate amount of armor.

Bedelia: No. You were naked. *audience gasp*

Will: You lied, Bedelia. You do that a lot. Why do you do that a lot?

Bedelia: You are here visiting an old flame. Is your wife aware of how intimately you and Hannibal know each other? *cut to footage of Molly burning Will’s sweater collection*

Bedelia: I was with him behind the veil. You were always on the other side. *clips from Bedelia and Hannibal’s sex tape*

Will: *sad empath noises* ……. There’s something we should-

Bedelia: You’ll have to make an appointment *drops mic and exits stage left*

Audience:

[nbscully-deactivated20170525]

This isn’t how I intended to say goodbye. I imagined it differently. I didn’t.

[nbscully-deactivated20170525]

Are you, in this very moment, observing or participating?

[thevirtualharem]

Gillian Anderson

[bedannibal-lectaurier]

So I really honestly wrote a bedannibal hair salon au, the first fluffy au I have ever written. 

Imago Salon & Spa

Summary: Hannibal is a master stylist and Bedelia is his favorite client. No one is a cannibal and the worst thing anyone has to worry about is split ends. 

[aliens-scully]

"…Scully?"

[sapphicxena]

merry christmas u butts! here’s a thing I threw 2gether real quick at 1am on christmas eve to thank y’all for being a bunch of cool nice people and accepting me into ur fandom

[sapphicxena]

reblogging bc it is actually northern hemisphere x mas now so happy holidays u guys!! oh yeah and I forgot to tag u last time spookyscullyy bc u gave me the strength 2 actually do this thing

[youboughtmeflowers]

The X-Files - Dailies from Quagmire, the "Conversation on the Rock"

[merlinermys-blog]

You said a strange thing…

[thexfiles]

[mulderthereisnotime]

1993 | 2008

[maelwife]

I wrote down this idea when I was half asleep so I have this paper that just says “sand guardian but it’s mulder”

based off [x]

[wherehaveallthescullysgone-deac]

ithinksomethingpink ifmuldercouldseemenow

Krystal wrote this but I can’t reblog from our other url so i’m copying and pasting because of reasons…..(get the freakin tissues)

The Invasion of the ‘Shoulda, Coulda, Wouldas’ and the ‘What ifs’ of tomorrow

A character imagines their future if...

[scully]

Both Scully’s desperation and the way she tries to bury it deep within herself, only to have it emerge at unlikely moments, are written all over Anderson’s face. And I expected that. She won the Emmy, after all, and this was one of the highpoints for both the Scully character and Anderson’s work as her. What I had forgotten was how drop-dead terrific Duchovny is here, as Mulder’s jokes stop being able to cheer Scully up and he realizes that there’s no way out of the predicament the two are in, that he’s going to lose his best friend, the woman he’s more attached to than anyone on Earth, the arguable love of his life. (Honestly, I wonder how much of this episode’s reputation stems from how forthright it is about how much Scully means to Mulder. The fans love that sort of thing.) Duchovny plays all of this as a man who’s simply unable to fathom that any of this is happening and, thus, plunges himself neck-deep into the one thing he believes in.

Todd VanDerWerff, reviewing Memento Mori. (via allthewayfrombelfast)

[lifeisourcause]

So, Scully smiles this beautiful smile right after she tells Mulder they believe the same thing in the finale and I think that’s really important. It must feel so good to say that and know it’s true, that after all this time of being the skeptic and the believer, of constantly...

[agentkimballcho]

Mulder sass on full blast.

[charlotte-lecter-blog]

scully is all of us.