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[sexynugget]

this is actually the most adorable picture ive ever seen

[multifan00]

Everyone is like remembering EVERYTHING and I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast (usually nothing).

[heartstoppercentral]

aliceosemanart: Heartstopper: American high school AU??? It’s almost Halloween so have some of the new Halloween art from the Yearbook!! 🎃

[freyaatp]

scenes/moments i NEED in heartstopper s2:

"stop saying hanky panky"

charlie walking in on taoelle making out at tara's party

charlie telling harry to "have a nice life"

tao opening the door and elle seeing him shirtless 😭

"i need an alcoholic drink...a croissant, then."

THE TEACHERS 💓💓

"why don't you just borrow makeup from the girls?" (did not think of that)

"so what if it was? you jealous?" "...im not gay" IM SORRY ITS JUST SO FUNNY

darcy calling tara jonesy <3

"my dad is french" "SINCE WHEN????" "since...his birth?"

darcy's face when she says it's alcohol time 😭

"do you want a lick of my ice cream?" *oh*

"nicks so in love with you it's unbearable to watch sometimes"

[topsyturvy-turtely]

I HAVE 221 FOLLOWERS

[multifan00]

Everybody is like going around on halloween and my mum is like: nah u need to cook dinner cuz ur brother is not at home and I won’t do it. And u just think, why let me have fun scaring kids or going for a walk in the dark

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[genuine-possum]

@thedragonemperess I'm gonna hate scrolling past this but do your thing

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

spell of way too many followers activate

[gothiccharmschool]

Yes. Do the thing.

[tinywastakensstuff]

THIS. SHERLOCK YOU LITTLE-

[multifan00]

Speaking the truth

[bedeliaswhore]

Sherlock at a crime scene he isn’t allowed to enter:

[an-enby-nerd-deactivated2025021]

-John walks into 221B and immediately ducks as a cup shatters against the wall behind his head and is pulled behind a table by Ms Hudson-

John: what the hell!?! Are we under attack or something?

Ms Hudson: no, it’s worse. It’s Sherlock and Mycroft’s mother’s birthday…

John: so…?

Ms Hudson: they’re each trying to see who will get her the better gift, and you know how competitive they can be, John…

John: oh, dear god…

-somewhat muffled screaming and crashing sounds coming from the next room-

Sherlock: i will hit you with this violin, I swear to god I’ll do it Mycroft!

Mycroft: just try it, little brother! Go ahead and see what happens!

Sherlock: what? Are you gonna have me tranquilized and taken to a CIA black site again?!?

John (from the next room): AGAIN?!?

Mycroft: *swings at Sherlock with his umbrella*

Mycroft: oh, don’t think that I’m above using government resources to get you back, “BROTHER, DEAR”!!!

Sherlock: *screams and pounces on Mycroft, knocking them both to the ground as they continue to viciously flail their arms at one another*

-meanwhile, elsewhere-

One of Moriarty’s henchmen: sir, why aren’t we attacking them if we have these cameras in their flat?

Moriarty: *holding a bag of popcorn while watching the monitors intently*

Moriarty: shhh… it’s getting even better now that they’ve gotten ahold of the fencing swords…

[seashellronan]

no offence but i think a lot of us me included don’t actually want romantic love as badly as we think and really are just lonely and crave a closeness and intimacy that feels out of reach in friendships because of society’s emphasis on marriage and the nuclear family so we project that into the never ending search for a perfect love and a soulmate when really we all just want to mean something to someone

[funny-history]

[arroz-con-yolo]

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

[wagnetic]

I’ve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.

[leonardnimoy]

reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside