the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
This is copied and pasted from this oneshots book.
This contains smut.
Jack Skellington x Afab reader
MINORS DNI.
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I walked through the forest, my weight crushing the bone-dry leaves scattered under my feet. My hood, over my head, concealed my recently cut hair, the fabric of my hoodie gently being pushed by the breeze. I stopped, casting a glance around my surrounding area before continuing to trudge through the forest.
I started to wonder, how long had I been walking for now? A few hours? A few days? A few weeks? Where even was I at this point?
.....Did I just hear footsteps?
I'd halted in my tracks, looking around. "Hello?" I whispered, looking around.
No response. Strange...
I continued walking.
As I walked, I came to the realization that the trees were thinning out, the ground thickening under my feet as I progressed deeper into the woods. The crunch of the leaves under my boots had came to an abrupt halt. Before I knew it, I laid eyes on a circle of trees, each with a door corresponding to a holiday. I was unaware. I made my choice, and I approached one of the thick trees, the barren with a jack-o-lantern door, and I reached for the doorknob.
I hesitated. After all, I was taught for my entire life to be wary of the mysterious and unknown. Anything, anything could be behind that door. Just the inside of a tree? A serial killer? A whole different dimension?
I turned the knob.
All that anticipation, and what I saw is... an inky darkness. That was upsetting. As I turned to leave, I was startled as a few leaves that had appeared out of thin air started to swirl around me, surprising me. A magnetic energy forced me to halt my footsteps, despite my attempts to resist the pull - and then I fell through the door.
As I awakened, I found myself on a hill of some sort. I stood and dusted my hoodie and jeans off, glancing at my surrounding area before noticing a relatively small town in the distance. Without hesitation, I made my way towards the town, already regretting my previous decision.
As I walked through the streets, thanks to my keen senses and definitely not because some people smelled like they were walking corpses, I took notice that nobody here seemed human. They all seemed to be some sort of... monster. I spotted a vampire, a demon, a sea monster that lives in the sewers, a scarecrow just jumped into the fountain, w h a t ?
I hadn't realized that I was by the fountain until just now. There's a lot of "monsters" gatherd around this fountain. Why are they singing? I didn't have a clue what was going on. Is this a cult? Am I in a cult now? I finally forced my ears to tune into what the monsters were singing.
❝This is Halloween,❞ They were singing.
Am I having a fever dream?
Something was coming out of the fountain.
I stood a little straighter, watching whoever or whatever it was that was rising from the fountain. He was gaunt, a very slender fellow. He was much skinnier than anyone I've ever seen in my life, not even my health nut friends. Why is he so skinny?
I snapped back to reality, peering at the skeleton who had just emerged from the still-flowing fountain. His moon-hollow eyes were gaunt, sinking into my soul as I observed him. His coattails of his pinstripe suit gently flowed in the breeze, giving him more of an elegant atmosphere.
Oh damn, he's kinda hot.
As he stepped down, I quickly noticed that a small gaggle of admirers had started to crowd him. He looked uncomfortable, even overstimulated. I know what a guy looks like when he's overwhelmed.
Without a second thought, I'd stepped between the admirers and the skeleton man, stopping their uncomfortable advances. "Hey, hey, hey. Give the big man his space, yeah? I'm sure he's tired out from that whole performance, and I'm sure he needs a bit of time to recover before performing that stunt again."
The small crowd that had gathered dispersed, leaving the skeleton and I alone. Well, for the most part. I quickly turned to face him, to ask if he was alright, but he quickly interrupted before I could speak a single word.
〝Thank you, kind stranger. My subjects are a bit enthusiastic around this time of year, if you know what I mean,〞 The skeleton man praised, a big, goofy grin breaking across his face. 〝If there's anything I can do for you, anything at all, I'll be sure to grant it.〞
"Anything?" I breathed, my mind running wild with vivid fantasies... I quickly snapped back to reality, clearing my throat. "I mean, you- It's really no problem, I just hate seeing people overwhelmed."
〝Yes, of course! Anything.〞
"Well, in that case, can I buy you a drink?" I immediately noticed the surprise in his expression, his eye sockets widening. 〝Oh! Oh my!〞 He chuckled, a big ole dopey grin breaking across his face once again. 〝That's a bit forward, don't you think?〞 "It's not forward if I'm trying to get to know you more." I shot some finger guns at him awkwardly.
That was the firm end of the casual friendship that we could have had.
Multiple drinks and an intense discussion about turtles later, I found myself caged between his arms, pinned onto a wall, his grave-cold mouth molding against my own almost perfectly. In an Herculean effort, I pulled myself from the kiss, a soft whimper escaping my damp lips. "Jack, we shouldn't..." Yet the words died on my tongue as his mouth found my neck, kissing and sucking on the sensitive skin.
Fucking hell. A breathy moan had escaped my lips, his teeth marking a dark spot on my neck that would definitely be a bitch to hide tomorrow. Soft whimpers escaped my mouth as I hopelessly tried to keep myself from making more noise.
〝You're doing so well, Pumpkin.〞 the skeleton murmured against my neck, kissing the area of his love bite. "W-wait, Jack." At my nervous stuttering, the pumpkin king paused, pulling his round head up to look me in the eyes. "I... i don't think... please be gentle with me?"
The pumpkin king's sockets softened as he ran his cold hands over my sides, his voice gentling as to not frighten me. 〝Of course, darling. If I'm being completely honest, I've never done this with anyone before.〞This surprised me. "Really?" 〝Mhm.〞
Jack grabbed my hips, carefully lifting me into his arms. Within a few minutes, he had me pinned onto his bed. I had no idea how he got here so fast, but that didn't matter as one of his hands found its way under my shirt, his hand fondling my breasts. A needy moan escaped my mouth as his fingers found my nipples, plucking and rolling the sensitive buds "Fuuck... ngh.."
〝Shhh, it's alright...〞 His mouth found mine once again, his free hand trailing down to find the waistband of my pants, slipping underneath so his fingers could hover over the damp spot on my underwear. His fingers pressed down, drawing a gasp from my mouth. 〝You needed this so badly, didn't you?〞 He murmured against my lips, biting down on my lower lip before soothing the sting with his tongue.
Unable to resist, his long, lanky fingers moved the fabric of my damp underwear before allowing two of his fingers to part my glistening petals, plunging into the hot, silken depths of my core. It felt like heaven. The pumpkin king was amazing with his fingers, his digits pumping into my sweet spot in a steady rhythm that had me seeing stars. I could feel the way my hips jerked and bucked against his hand, my body instinctively seeking out more of that delicious, toe-curling sensation.
As his fingers pumped in and out of my most intimate places, all thoughts in my mind ceased, my pleasure combined with the fact that I was still drunk helping to ease the passage of time as his fingers remained pumping into me in that steady, driving rhythm. But before I knew it, I found myself wanting more.
Startling both him and myself, I captured his lips in a kiss that betrayed my clear desire. The pumpkin king eagerly returned the passionate kiss, his tongue dancing with mine in a display of lust.
I was so close already, I needed-!
I was undone.
I could feel my hips bucking against his hand, my fists gripping the sheets as his kiss swallowed my cries of pleasure, silencing my cries of rapture as the evidence of my pleasure spilled all over his hand and coating his fingers. The pumpkin king, the adventurous man he is, pulled his fingers out of my still-quivering sex to bring them up to his mouth. The skeleton started to clean up his fingers with his tongue, making sure to get every last drop from his soaked fingers.
〝Amazing job,〞He praised, using his other hand to brush a stray hair from my sweat soaked brow as my chest rose and fell with each shaky breath. I groaned in response, feeling the exhaustion already taking over. Jack chuckled and pulled the blanket over me before laying next to me, watching over me from the moment my eyelids started to droop, to the moment everything suddenly cut to black.
☽ Memory becomes absolute garbage. Like “why am I in the kitchen?” garbage. “What was I saying?” garbage. Their brain is running on buffering screens and regret.
☽ Fine motor skills? Ha. They’re dropping everything. Pens. Phones. Entire moral compass. They’re basically a malfunctioning claw machine.
☽ Hallucinations creep in. That jacket on the chair? Suddenly a person. That noise? Definitely doom. Everything becomes mildly haunted.
☽ Time gets weird. Five minutes feel like a year. A full hour disappears and they swear they blinked wrong.
☽ Irritation skyrockets. They get mad at chairs. At air. At gravity. At the audacity of other humans continuing to exist.
☽ Their voice sounds weird. Slow, scratchy, like they swallowed sand.
☽ They walk like a drunk baby giraffe. Walls suddenly jump closer. Floors rise unexpectedly. Coordination said: “I’m out.”
☽ Zoning out becomes a hobby. They stare at random objects like they’re trying to understand quantum mechanics.
☽ Vision blurs in and out. Like someone smeared Vaseline over their eyeballs out of spite.
☽ Their body just hurts. Not a dramatic pain, just the “why does my skeleton feel like it’s buzzing?” pain.
☽ Food cravings go feral. They’d fight someone for a stale cookie.
☽ Terrible choices. They will absolutely say “I’m fine” while making decisions that end in disaster.
☽ Random emotional implosions. Crying because their sock feels wrong? Yes.
☽ Cold hands. Cold feet. Cold heart. (Okay maybe not the last one, but it feels like it.)
You are the most famous superhero around, but no one knows what your powers actually are. All they know is that, whenever you show up, the villain immediately surrenders, no matter how well the fight is going for them so far.
Your party's wizard was extremely apprehensive about entering the Empire's capital, but was convinced to follow you all. A little later, city guards came to arrest her, calling her "Princess"
Gender neutral, (Y/N) and they/them pronouns used.
There is a bit of swearing, so begone if you haven't heard the word "fuck".
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(Y/N) had moved in about a year ago. Sure, it was small and smelled like a weird fucking mix of Halloween candy and meat, but it was their new home. 'New year, new me' as they say.
They had managed to land a job working as a waiter/busboy for an ice cream shop. It was actually pretty fun, despite what their social anxiety kept telling them. However, there was one small issue.
They smelled weird.
Well, according to their coworkers. It's not my fault, they told themselves at the time. I have to scrape gum off of tables. Of course I smell weird.
But despite their insistence that it was because of their job, they got the boot.
Snapping back into reality, their stomach growling angrily reminded them of their situation. They had to eat something. Truth be told, they had been skipping meals for a couple of days, only eating at lunch or dinner. So they weren't surprised when their stomach ached with emptiness.
. . . . !
The smell of burgers drew (Y/N) to a shop they hadn't noticed before. I guess I shut my perception down, they thought to themselves as they entered.
Instantly, they were smacked with a retro vibe. The red seats, the chill music playing in the background - it just gave them good vibes. Nothing seemed off about the building to them.
Coming to the counter (the line was surprisingly short) they eyed the menu in front of them, deciding what to order.
Before they could place their order, they noticed someone coming out of the kitchen, holding a couple of trays laden with burgers and fries.
The man was tall, about 7 feet if not taller. He seemed tired, but still lively. His hair, black. It reminded them of the night. And those eyes....
Realizing they were staring, (Y/N) snapped back to reality again. (Y/N) placed their order. A normal burger (with no onions), with a small fry and a small soda. A simple enough order, (Y/N) thought.... After placing their order and paying, they sat down in a booth to wait for their food.
They checked their phone.
Zero messages.
They needed friends.
As they scrolled through their phone, they were honestly startled when food was placed in front of them. That was fast. They looked up to see the tall noir they had seen earlier smiling at them. His smile seemed almost too natural for the man. But they didn't really care. "Thank you," they mumbled as they picked up their burger.
❝It's no problem, darlin'.❞ the man spoke, his voice smooth and deep. His country accent only served to make him more attractive. He went back to his station, but not before (Y/N) caught a glimpse at his name tag.
"Bob".
What a basic-ass name.
After finishing their food, (Y/N) headed out to find something entertaining to do with what money they had. But little did they know....
They had an admirer.
Bob stood behind the grill, watching them leave from the kitchen window. His grin faltered, watching the gorgeous person leave. Then, his smile returned as he knew, without a doubt that they would come back.
They always come back.
He would have them. Whether they knew it now or not.
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521 words w/o a/n at the start & this.
579 words with a/n at the start & this.
AAAH I'M SORRY I WANTED TO MAKE A BOB ONESHOT BUT I RUSHED IT SO I'M GONNA MAKE A SECOND ONE BFBDBDBFBRB
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