someone please PLEASE tell me why I've fallen for luigi. of all animated characters, WHY him???
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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someone please PLEASE tell me why I've fallen for luigi. of all animated characters, WHY him???
I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks
not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore
choosing how many !s to put at the end of the sentence and how many 3s to put in a <3
dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you
Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs
Hello! I’m not sure if your taking requests or not, but I saw your post asking for requests for the new Mario Movie. So here I am lol. Could you do something like, Luigi took his s/o to meet his family for the first time?
Meeting Luigi’s Family
GN! S/O
I really didn’t know much ab his family besides that short scene so I only included his parents and the two uncles. They weren’t too hard to get the personalities semi right.
To say that you are nervous would simply be an understatement, and even the soft squeeze of your hand from your boyfriend couldn’t make that change. You were walking up into the apartment complex, and while, yes, you were nervous, you were also bubbling over with excitement. You were finally getting to meet your partner’s parents. You’d long since wondered what they were like from the stories Luigi told you.
His stories of his mother were fond, and mostly the same of his father, except when he would tell you about how sometimes he doesn’t notice how some comments hurt Mario, or sometimes even himself. You figured that over all, they were nice people you could get along with. He’d already told you that his uncles would be at dinner and everything, so you were well prepared.
But the pressure of all of those eyes going to be on you really made you nervous.
He was nervous too, he couldn’t lie. He didn’t feel that there was any reason to, but still felt an aching fear that for some reason they wouldn’t accept you. He brushed that aside and unlocked the apartment door, leading you inside.
“Heyo, I’m home!” He called, soon greeted with a similar greeting back.
His mother came around from the table, meeting you halfway as she smiled, “oh you must be Y/N, come, come dear. Sit down.” She ushered you to a seat, Luigi sitting down beside you.
“Is Mario coming?” You whispered to Luigi, seeing an empty seat that you figured was meant for him.
“He should be. I know he was talking to Peach about something before we left though so maybe he got caught up.” He whispered back.
“Hey, what are you two whispering about? Join our conversation!” One of the uncles joked, you smiled politely and nodded, leaning in closer to show interest.
“So tell me about yourself, Y/N. What do you do for a living? I’ve heard a lot of things about you from Luigi, but I don’t think I remember him telling me about what you do.” His mother asked.
“Oh well, I used to work in sales. I was a sales manager for a few local shops around here, but now I’m actually the princess’s assistant. Which might sound super fancy, but really I just take care of a few things regarding sales and money in the kingdom and occasionally accompany her with things.” You explained, trying to keep it short to not bore everybody or talk too much.
“Oh so you must be good with numbers, you should do my taxes!” The uncle with glasses and curly black hair laughed, hitting the table with his hand. You chuckled nervously, just nodding.
“They’re just pulling your leg sweetheart, you don’t have to do their taxes.” Luigi’s mother interrupts them, shaking her head. You only nod, a little confused, but also slightly overwhelmed.
Softly, Luigi places a hand in your leg, looking to you to ask if you’re okay. You just nod, a genuine smile on your face. You liked them. They had a lot of energy, and you were taken aback at first, sure, but they were fun, albeit a little loud. You didn’t mind much though.
After dinner, you saw Luigi’s dad pull him off to the side and talk to him and soon they hugged. You smiled as Luigi came back over to you and pulled you into a tight bear hug.
“He said he likes you.” He whispered. You nodded, feeling relieved. “And mom definitely likes you. Seems like my uncles do too.”
Fred on a rainy day (Blurb) (REPOST)
Posted APRIL 08, 2021
Reposted APRIL 16, 2023
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“Y/n!” you hear Fred call from the bedroom. You didn’t answer him though, you were sitting on the window sill in the living room, too focused on the rain outside.
It was a peaceful morning, but Fred’s shouting was ruining it.
“Y/n!” he called again, now hitting the bed. “What do you want?!” you screamed, all you wanted was a peaceful rainy day. “The other Y/n, the one who’s nice,” he grunted and rolled out of bed.
WALKING IN ON LUIGI AND HES MOANING THE READERS NAME 🧎
Roommate AU for this
GN! Reader
Wattpad ass sounding terms Bc I didn’t wanna make it fem reader. ( I say “hole” 😭)
Warnings: blowjob, creampie. Toe curling smut. NSFW of course.
Catching Him
Luigi x reader
You came home early for once, knowing that you’d beat all your roommates home and would get some alone time was exciting. It’s the little things, you’d thought, that were so important. And this is one of those.
But when you look ahead at the house, one of your roommates was home. You silently prayed he didn’t have a girl over, though he never has before, maybe he did when you weren’t home. That could keep you from noticing, you supposed.
As you enter the house, it was silent. You breathed a breathe of pure relief as you relaxed. It must just be him that’s here.
You went back towards his room, hoping to greet him, maybe play Sonic All Star Racing with him, like you did so often. Or maybe to go grab a late lunch if he hadn’t yet ate, it was only 1:30.
But when you crept up to the door, you heard wet sounds and whimpers. The only voice you could hear was his, but the bed creaked so much you figured he must have somebody here. You didn’t know why your feet weren’t moving away, why you weren’t leaving the house.
You felt a twinge of pain, after all, you’d liked Luigi for a while now. If he had another girl over, that must mean he has a relationship, he’s not the type to fuck for no reason. You finally gained the strength to walk away when you heard it.
“F-fuck… fuck Y/N. Just like that.” A creak of the bed followed, “I’m gonna—“ then a loud cry, followed by choked sobs. Your eyes were as wide as they could possibly get, breathing hitched in your throat. You listened, wondering if you should run away and go somewhere else, or if you should ask to come in.
You breathed in before knocking on the door. You heard the soft whimpers halt, then scrambling. “Y-yes? Who is it?”
“Y/N.” You nervously said, and when you did you heard him drop something.
“Shit.” You heard him whisper, before finally the door opened, his clothes lazily thrown on as he stood in front of you. His face was red, his breathing heavy, but he tried so hard to play it cool.
And as he looked at you, he couldn’t tell if he was relieved it was you, not Mario, or if he should be horrified because you’d heard too much. Your reaction would make or break rather it being you is a blessing or a curse.
“I heard you.” You said, though regret soaked through your skin as you watched his eyes widen and he looked as if he wanted to slam the door and hide.
“You did? U-uh what did you hear?” An unnecessary question. He knew you knew.
“My name… you said my name when you…” you went silent before breathing and starting back again. “You said my name and I want to know why. Do you want me?”
Though your wording felt… odd, you hoped he understood.
“Well. Yes. I do.” He replied quickly in awkward pacing.
“In a relationship or… otherwi—?”
“Everything.” He interrupted. “In everything.”
You stood in silence for a second, thinking before you eventually nod and pull him down towards you, inches away you ask a simple question, “can I kiss you?” He nods slowly, so you respond by closing the gap.
Your lips collide a bit awkwardly, before falling into a rhythm of soft movement. Both of your hands went from being on either side of his face, down to tracing along his sides. A soft sound like a moan came from his throat as you backed him up slowly until his back hit a wall.
Your mouth met his neck, teeth digging down into his skin. “I must ask you to be sure, you want this? You want to have sex with me?” You bluntly ask. He nods.
“Say it out loud please.”
“Yes. I want to.”
You attached your mouth back to the skin on his neck, searching for a soft spot that’d getting him going. “Hmm I wish you hadn’t put this clothing back on.” You giggled as you tugged at the shirt for show. He seemed like he was about to apologize as if he’d done something wrong before you cut him off.
“Oh well, it’ll be like unwrapping a gift. It’s better to get to unwrap you myself, slowly pulling off your shirt and revealing what’s underneath. It’ll be exciting, since I’ve never seen you like that before.” You smirk against the skin on his neck before pushing yourself backwards. You focus your attention on the bottom hem of his shirt, scrunching it up in your palm before using your fingers to pull it up. Your other hand drawing circles upwards along his exposed stomach as you revealed it.
You slowly look up to meet his gaze, his eyes were locked on you, but his lip was between his teeth. One of his palms was arched against the wall, fingernails pushed against it as if to try and grab the wall. You felt your stomach do a barrel roll as you looked up at him. You bent down to your knees once you pulled the shirt all the way off, kissing along his chest to the bottom of his stomach where the shorts restricted your access as you went. You bit down lightly and sucked roughly on a patch of skin just bellow his belly button, leaving a dark purple hickey, then another just below it to the right. Another right above the waistband of his shorts, then your hand played with the drawstrings for a moment.
You look up, and when your eyes met his line of sight, you raised your eyebrows and gestured downwards. He nods. You nod back before turning your attention to the waistband of the shorts again. You pull then down slowly, before finally letting them just drop to the floor. Then there was the next obstacle: his boxers.
You kissed his thighs just below the end of his boxers, then trailed up, pushing the fabric up to give yourself more room. Leaving hickeys there too. Then you finally took off his boxers.
You looked up at him one more time for permission to touch him, before reaching out to grab him. He was hard as hell, 7 inches. Not very thick, but not thin either. He turned his head away, not being able to watch, so you simply tapped his thigh to bring back his attention.
“Watch. I want you to see yourself getting treated so well.” You smiled softly, before sticking your tongue out to kitten lick at the tip. He groaned, his body jolting slightly. His hand covers your mouth, before you bring your hand up to pull it off his mouth.
“Let me hear you. Our roommates won’t be home for a few hours.”
You pull his hips forward and slip him into your mouth. He gasps, his hands shooting out to your shoulders to hold on and ground himself. He curls over himself, back arching as you move your mouth off with a pop, before moving back down. You sucked in, your mouth tightening around him. He groaned again, before a soft stream of whimpers began to leave his mouth.
He was sensitive already from touching himself, your mouth amplified the feeling, proving to be a much better stimulate than his own hand. His hands grabbed at your hair, tangling in hands in as his whimpers and groans converted to moans.
“F-fuck…. Shittttttt. I’m not gonna last m… hmmm— much longer. Ahh.” A sharp whistle of air as he sucks in suddenly. You bob your head with your tongue pushed up against his shaft, one of his hands pushes slightly against toe hand, the other in his own hair.
His legs begin to shake uncontrollably, his body jolting suddenly.
“I’m gonna— oh god, I’m cumming.” He practically shouts, eyes screwing shut. His hand comes down to cover his eyes, palm spread out against his face.
“Go ahead.” He lets go at your words, and you pull your mouth off before he can. Cum sprays and covers your chest, neck, and mouth.
When he opens his eyes, he sees the sight of you covered in his sperm. His eyes roll back into his head as his knees almost buckle at the sight.
“Please oh god, please.” He whispers, looking up at the ceiling then back down at you, you who has yet to wipe off the cum. Instead waiting until his eyes met yours again before you took a finger, scooping up a bit of cum, and putting it on your tongue. You swallowed it, before smirking and deciding to follow up to his statement with a question.
“Please what?”
“Oh I didn’t mean—“
“No. Is there something else you want?” You ask, voice stern and steady.
“I want to be inside you. If that’s okay… I know I haven’t taken you on a date yet so if you don’t wan—“ you place a finger over his lips to quiet him before you pulling away and slipped off your shirt, then your pants. He watched in awe, eyes exploring your body hastily.
You pulled down your underwear, aligning your aching hole over his length. Sliding down the shaft until his balls hit your skin. By now you had switched around so he was holding you up against the wall. You realized quickly you could no longer find the bearings to push yourself up, the wall or his shoulders was no use, nothing you did got enough movement.
You look to him for a moment before he nods knowingly and lifts up your hips, dropping you back down. You gasped at how strong he is, arms wrapping around his shoulders and neck. You let out a soft moan as he moves you up and down, you doing your best to help in the movement.
You grit your teeth as he dives his head down, kissing at your neck. Then came small bites, sucks, licks. Hickeys began to form in his wake.
“Fuck.” You breathed. “Doing so good.”
He hums in reply, hands gripping your hips and pulling you up, pushing you back down while he pistons his hips up into you.
“I’m sorry… I’m too sensitive from before, I can’t hold it in. Im gonna cum. Im sorry.” He choked out sobs, his hips stuttering, his legs shaking as he pushed you harder against the wall as if to find balance and keep himself holding you steady.
“It’s okay, I’m close too.”
“I’ll try to fight it a little…. long… longer.” He groans against your neck, biting at a sensitive spot below your ear he’d managed to find. You tensed at it. He was doing his best to speed up your climax so he could cum with you.
He angled his hips a little differently, hitting a good spot in you that turned your moans to nearly screams, your hands pushing against his back.
“Oh shit I’m gonna cum, Luigi.”
“Shit, I pull out right?” He asks urgently.
“You can… Ugh— cum in me if you want.”
“Really?” He rushes out.
“Yes, fuck— do it.”
He lets out a loud cry as he can no longer push back his climax. His orgasm washes over him as yours finally does too. After a few seconds of holding you there, he sets you down on your feet. Both his and your legs shaking as you both stood there, an awkward air returning.
“I’ll run a bath.” He whispers, his hand running down along your hair as he pulls you into a hug. “And I’ll ask you to be my partner officially once we’re cleaned up.”
More? Yes more. I will never shut up
BOWSER?? that’s my first time drawing him and gah damn
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.
^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one
FUUUUUUUCK THE SY-YSTEM
Here are some mario movie doodles bc I'm still not over it haha
I too, would love to attribute to the modern Zelink aus plz
You cant look me in the eye and tell me Luigi didn’t get burned from that sewer lid
I just watched the mario movie today and I'm totally normal about them I promise