“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS“ bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

[astrogothbabe-deactivated201701]

[multifariousfae-blog]

Ok I lied...

I miss this blog and my new blog has 100% spam bot followers, so I’m coming back here.  

[multifariousfae-blog]

YO BABES! IM DELETING THIS TIRED SHIT.

msg me for my new one, bye!

[multifariousfae-blog]

YO BABES! IM DELETING THIS TIRED SHIT.

msg me for my new one, bye!

[mermaids-luv]

[funnelcloudd]

GREAT octopus TEN OUT OF TEN shiny

[lioness-alana]

This is a first edition holographic octopus. This is worth a lot of money.

[thehotgirlproject]

@portableairport

[lainathewitch]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is looking pretty good right now

[stayingwoke]

Well, lookie here even Trump is plagiarizing the Obamas.

Donald is out there stealing tweets.  Damn son.

[mybeautifulmultitudes]

😳😄😄

[myinfinitelove21]

Like what even is 2016???

[kerryrenaissance]

It’s a chapter in the history book that will read like a long shitpost.

[byeimoved-deactivated20170105]

fun depression things nobody ever talks about:

your perception of time gets all fucked up. did you shower today morning or was that yesterday? how did you feel last week? have you been depressed for a year or two years?

nobody fucking knows. time is a mystery

[litwltch]

[multifariousfae-blog]

Another day another snapchat selfie 🐶

[rubyandmoon-blog]

[strange-gods]

his voice cracks like old stone in deep places, and his sounding raises up the worthy

[routavirta]

Bloody spectacular work as always

[ephilog]

I don’t know about you but I’m so sick of that omnipresent association of sports/fitness with weight loss as the ultimate goal.

(PS: I’m not sure how efficient punching people is for building muscle mass but I’m afraid she’s had a lot of opportunities so I guess four pounds is probably realistic?)

[eskiworks]

I wish… I WISH I could somehow reblog this HARDER and with MORE LOVE.  Sorry to put more non-art stuff in my main tumblr here, but goddamn I feel this so hard.  I’ve been hitting the gym with the goal of making a good habit, so that when winter comes around and the inevitable S.A.D. creeps back into my life, I’m more likely to get some exercise as a coping mechanism just out of habit.  I’m also weightlifting because I want to get strong (like ox, you might say). 

I do not care if I lose weight, I’m not keeping track of my pounds, and if I stay chubby but get stronger I will be just as fucking happy.  So glad I found this comic, and so glad I found your art Ephi!  New watcher ahoy!  <3

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[theeeprotagonist]

IMAN IS 60?!?!!???!?

[thee-culture]

They all look the same age…27

[aenramsden]

I want to see a fanfic where Harry hatches a basilisk.

I want to see a fanfic where he looks up “magical snakes” as soon as he gets to Hogwarts because that thing at the zoo always bugged him, and so the Trio works out that it’s a basilisk immediately after the first petrification in Second Year. But they don’t know how it’s getting around or where it is or anything, so Harry is just like WELP SET A BASILISK TO FIND A BASILISK while Hermione and Ron are like HARRY NO.

I want to see a fanfic where Harry sticks a chicken egg under a toad and makes all these plans about how he’ll talk to his huge deadly snake and get it eye-blinkers and shit so it doesn’t kill people and make sure it’s not too aggressive, and somehow it never occurs to his twelve-year old brain that the chicken egg has a total volume of about four tablespoons and he is not going to get the giant King of Serpents he is expecting.

I want to see a fanfic where it finally breaks out of the shell and Harry finds himself with a bb!basilisk too smol to even have the murder-eyes yet, who can only petrify someone for about half an hour before the effect wears off. She eats spiders and gets tired very easily and demands that he wear a hood she can curl up in and sleep.

(She is also the same vivid green as his eyes and already hideously venomous, but doesn’t like using her fangs because she says they get cold and give her brain freeze when she unsheathes them.)

I just… I really want Harry with a haughty, demanding, arrogant danger noodle who has an overinflated sense of her own importance, views Hedwig as a TERRIFYING MENACE because she isn’t big enough to eat owls yet and keeps up a steady stream of insults hissed in Harry’s ear whenever she’s near someone who has a Dark Mark (which she can sense at close range). And who is basically useless as a familiar because she refuses to slither across anything other than sun-warmed stones or Harry, hasn’t got a very powerful gaze yet and doesn’t like biting people.

(Except snake-arm-people. She finds snake-arm-people confusing and annoying, and would probably make an exception on the no-biting thing where they’re concerned.)

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon