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A deep sight left Jacks mouth, her lively chattering aside, at least she was polite and willing to help him. “ Black Maria is busy …”, he repeated, tired eyes on the small woman now perched on his shoulder. Feathers as colorful as a rainbow, she definitely was a sight to behold. He wondered where Maria - and apparently Cerues - found people like this. Feeling somewhat defeated by this rather awful, he let out another sight and made a mental note to contact Maria the next time he was planing to see her.

“ Do you know when she will be finished ?” Hopefully her meeting would soon come to an end. Even with no one else around, except for the chirpy bird, would he prefer to get out of this establishment as soon as possible.

“ I will wait here until Maria’s meeting has ended, Tippi. If you need to, you can stay and continue with your duties but please do not bother me “, explained the disaster carefully, but  determined. Even if the slow movement of her feet was starting to feel quite pleasant, he was here on behalf of the Beasts and not for his own enjoyment.

     When Jack sighed and repeated Tippi’s words, that Maria-san was busy, Tippi smiled with closed eyes and nodded her head with great vigor, nearly vibrating on his shoulder --- which might actually feel good to him... or at least assist with working out this knock in his muscles!

      “I do not know when she will be done,”  cheerfully answered Tippi, re-opening her eyes and lightly dancing across his shoulders, kneading his flesh with her hummingbird feet.  “But you are welcome to stay as long as you need to. All Beasts are welcome here, any hour of any day.   --- Oh! Oh my goodness!”  she gasped!

     “My goodness! Jack-sama, your shoulders are so tense! You’ve got a knot the size of Kuri right here!” she exclaimed, hopping off his shoulders and hovering in front of his face, leaning in close with her bright jewel eyes impossibly round and excited. Her wings fluttered too fast for the eye to see, and caused her long red hair to shiver without wind. Tippi was entirely innocently oblivious to any sort of discomfort Jack may have felt in that moment with her crashing into his personal space.

     “You really must be new to here! Do you never come to the Red Light District? If you did, you wouldn’t be so tense! You know, Queen-sama comes a lot! Like a lot! He loves the girls here! And a few of the Headliners and a ton of others and they aren’t so tense! I think maybe you should spend an afternoon or a few here! I’m not so good, but some of the others who work here sure would know how to help! I can go get them right now! It’ll occupy your time while you wait for Maria-san!”

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vice-admiral-vergo​:

A nod given as acknowledgement of her hospitality, hands reached out to take the cup, warmth spreading from the drink into the cup and into his gloves, the familiar feeling of heat transfer because of the temperature gradient. He liked physics.

A cautious sip was taken, while the Beasts and Donquixote Family were business partners, those odds could change in the matter of seconds, and he was alone in the middle of their territory. Acting like he felt he was at home or belonged there would be a sign of a fool.

“ I was told to come here until further business was to be discussed. Tea is more than enough, but if you want to make today special, tell me the story of how you ended up here. ”

     “Oh! I woke up here!”  answered Tippi with a laugh, surprised that he wanted to talk about her. She covered her mouth with her hand to hide her big smile and little giggle. Lowering it, she continued, “I’m sorry, sir --- it’s just that usually clients want to talk about how their day went, and how they ended up here in Wano, if they’re foreigners. It’s not really my place to talk about me.”

     “Business, though... You must have to talk to Maria-san about something,” surmised Tippi, her smile lighting up again, and her eyes taking on a twinkle. “Why don’t you sit down and make yourself comfortable? Maria-san is working with some of the girls right now. Are you a Beast...?? What’s your name? Are you not from here, either?”

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     “I am so sorry to keep you waiting, sir!”  chirped Tippi, coming out from behind a curtain that led further into the establishment with a small tray, holding a single cup of tea for the large man in sunglasses. She didn’t know if he was actually a client or not --- but it never hurt to be hospitable!

    She sat down the tray on a small table and held up the cup of tea for him to take.

     “Has anyone come out to help you yet? How can we make today special for you?”

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     “You don’t look like a client. Are you here with someone?” asked Tippi, tightening the sash around her middle and closing her outrageously bright kimono around her.  “Or are you looking for Maria-san?”

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     Start call for rainbow girl energy tea-crazed rookie entertainer in the Red Light district Tippi.

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The red light district, a place ruled by the very capable hands of Black Maria where most members of the beast came seeking various sorts of entertainment. The exception being Jack the Drought, who would go as far as saying that he hated this area of Onigashima and usually avoided it at all costs. Usually wasn’t today however ….

A matter needed to be discussed with Black Maria and unforunatly no one was availabe to go for him. Cursing himself that he had not simply called her, Jack turned his attention back towards the young woman who had managed to removed his fur coat carefully and swiftly before he had a chance to complain. Bird wings … since the characteristic horns were missing, did he assume that it was not a SMILE fruit.

“ I came here to speak with Black Maria … who are you ?”, he asked somewhat impatient, one eye watching the talons which was now slowly wandering over his skin. “ I don’t think my personal problems concern you …” He wasn’t moving away from her however

     “Well of course your personal problems don’t concern me yet, Jack-sama! We’ve only just met!”  answered Tippi through her giggling, kneading his shoulder with her feet. She had stopped hovering in the air, standing on his shoulder now with her wings held close to herself, shimmering blues and greens, reds and pinks shining all the way to her own shoulders where her human body resumed. A long violet tail feather peeked out the end of her kimono.

     “I’m Tippi !  I’m new here. Maria-san is with a few of the other girls right now; it might be a little bit. Would you like some tea? I can make ya tea! Cereus-san taught me how to do it this past week! I’m getting pretty good at it!”

     Jack was not a usual visitor to their cozy little corner of Wano --- Tippi wanted him to feel as at home as possible! (And make him a regular client, if she could!)

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@seraphiixa​ said:

{ tippi could have a nice conversation with him one day while pouring him tea, rubbing his giant ass shoulders, and just generally being nice to him (for money)

His shoulders are very big so she would be busy for quite some time I would love to see that tho. How much does it cost ?

     “Tsk!”  Tippi tutted before her arms vanished --- replaced with rainbow colored wings that were too fast to see. In her colorful Hybrid form, long taloned legs hidden by her bright kimono, Tippi flew up up up to speak to him eye to eye --- those Calamity boys were always so big!  What’s Kaido-sama feeding them!?

      “Going rate for one of Kaido-sama’s best looking fellas? First hour on the house. Just twenty beli every hour after that --- I’m new and not very good,” she said with a wink, like she was letting him in on a little secret of hers while she reached for his coat, taking it off without his permission and immediately using both taloned feet to rub a single part of his giant shoulders --- very careful not to scratch him up, though her talons were mostly for decoration. Customers around here could get rough sometimes. All in good fun!

     “Oh my! You have such a knot right here! You must sit down --- let me work this out for you! What’s got you so stressed, honey bunch?”

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moondeluge​:

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      “ Aww~ The little bird~ How are you? Come to hide in my hair again, hmm? ”

      “Yes!”  answered Tippi in a chirp, popping out of Maria’s hair and leaning over her forehead to look down at her, one hand holding onto a horn.  “If you want, I can transform into my Zoan form and sit real still and you can wear me as a decoration all day! It’ll be pretty!”

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     Tippi has a bad habit of accidentally drinking too much caffeine in the form of energy tea. She likes the way it feels when it elevates her heart-rate. It is an addiction that is very bad for her health. She has passed out and required medical help in the past because of it.

     One caffeine drink can get her through a workday easily; two set her to swinging off the ceiling fans, and three puts her on the floor.

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      Tippi has very few actionable skills that would benefit her in any way outside of being an entertainer in the Red Light district. Her greatest gifts are being able to talk to anyone, to make anyone feel like the most important person in the world, and to make people feel good about themselves. People generally like talking to Tippi. She has a disarmingly charming smile, a very girlish and pretty face, and is an approachable presence. She isn’t so devastatingly beautiful that she is unapproachable, and she has a down-to-earth and comforting demeanor. For a nice conversation with a good girl who wants to hear all about your day, call Tippi.

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     She’s had three cans of energy tea and she feels GREAT.

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