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[catasters]

[catgirl-kaiju]

<- TOILET THEY CAN

BUT! NOT

CATS 🚫 GET OUT!!

🚫 PAST

HERE!

KEEP

CLOSED!

[valklynightyrie]

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[factorielle]

It’s December 10th now and I’m putting this in my queue for next year.

[saruteku]

It is indeed December 10th

[legendaryjarcollection]

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

[mumblesplash]

[loserrrrrrrr-boo-deactivated202]

Why does everyone think that when they get superpowers they have to either be a villain or a hero or use their powers for some cause. FUCK THAT. I’m using my telekinesis to get chores done. I’m using my water breathing abilities to dress as a creepy mermaid and scare the fuck out of surfers. Man, I don’t have time to develop a moral code or goal. My powers will be used to spice up my life and the lives of everyone around me in minor ways whether y’all like it or not. 

[swan2swan]

Hey, OP, I know you’re busy spicing up your life, but your aunt called: apparently your uncle was supposed to come home after dropping you off near the wrestling arena, but he hasn’t even called, do you know where he is?

[eclogues]

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

[garnetrena]

Pearl ghostwrote this

[eclogues]

mr krab daughter??

[trash-fire-uwu]

no the rock

[eclogues]

dwayne????

[imsoofuckingsad]

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[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

[dammitradar]

[vethyourhalflingmother]

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

[fromwolfsandgods]

Chaotic good

[swordshapedleaves]

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

[dracogotgame]

Always reblog for malicious compliance

[skywalkerapologist]

like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.

[rcmclachlan]

#if you’re 17 and you came here in 2017 i’m sorry to tell you that YOU are the sadsack in this scenario #i’m like the chernobyl grandma that won’t leave but you saw the reactor melt and THEN you MOVED here (x)

[truestoriesaboutme]

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

[stalker-among-the-stars]

I’m ready for anything. Black Metal Britney Spears, competitive knitting Britney Spears, cave explorer Britney Spears, full-time mom Britney Spears, anything

[skiplo-wave]

Brittany doing everything a la Barbie is perfectly fine

[kvetchcore]

i get y'all’s spirit and I agree that we should support whatever art she makes now that she has the freedom to make what she wants; but i’m pretty sure that’s not the point of the post. perhaps think less “off-beat production that i can consume” and more she is likely going to say something on social media, or in an interview, or a video, that is going to make people uncomfortable. She is going to show symptoms of her trauma and mental illness and people are going to use that as an excuse to demonize her once more. It is incredibly and painfully difficult to resocialize yourself when you have been deeply socially traumatized, and even more so when you have a burning spotlight on you. It’s not “stan this celebrity’s career” it’s “protect mentally ill people from systemic abuse even when their symptoms make you uncomfortable”

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

tumblr is a website where you can see posts like “gender roles are a social construct and they’re not real” and “the stock market is just astrology for men” followed by “he is my boy girlfriend” reblogged by the same person in a span of two minutes. like how do you not see the irony of it all 

[roach-works]

OP it’s actually very simple. gender isn’t real except for when it’s funny.

[radicalcatgirlanarchy]

the bugs bunny rule of gender, if you will

[witch-without-gender]

Side note I think OP is gender crit. I might be wrong but it seems that way

[nerd-on-duty]

Here’s some clarification from OP

And here’s some of OP’s posts from the past 5+ years

Now if Tumblr could just get their heads out of their asses and realize not everyone on here exists solely in an American/Western European context and that therefore many of us have totally different perspectives, that’d be real neat.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[wivernryder]

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

[hotmolasses]

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day.  They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office.  The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.

[valtsv]

someone: wow, you don’t look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (20 years ago) and really doesn’t want anyone to know about it:

[valtsv]

someone: wow, you don’t look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (200 years ago) and thinks that’s the funniest thing they’ve ever heard:

[valtsv]

someone: wow, you don’t look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (2000 years ago) and is getting really tired of hearing it:

[valtsv]

plot twist: they’re all the same vampire

[valtsv]

they’re onto us boys

[missingvibrance]

[geniusoflove]

some of you are really in highschool

[virgils-eyeshadow]

op some of my mutuals are in middle school how does this make you feel

[geniusoflove]

you guys need to get off of here for real its not good for you

[itswalky]

The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived.

[itswalky]

Actually, Google tells me George Jetson’s birthday is August 27, which means his parents are going to get successfully nasty this year’s Thankgiving Weekend.

Mark your calendars.  

[sailor-moon-rest-deactivated202]

before tumblr existed did people tell these kinds of discoveries to a trusted friend or did they keep it all inside

[bodyglitter]

remember when guys genuinely got mad at girls for using the dog filter on snap and called them hoes

[gordonm99]

They are

[bodyglitter]

ik ur not talking with an anime icon

These are skdhusjauxusn

[gojurt]

i was looking at it on mobile and was extremely confused because i was reading that he had an anime profile picture but i couldnt tell what anime it was that would have this guy in it because to me the profile picture looked a bit like this