Mundo Crayzer

HELLO THERE MY DARLINGS! Little Mundo's here :d Hufflepuff | Ze/hir | Fangirl | Multifandom | Latin | Loves OCs | Demi&Pan | ESPŊ | Venezuelan | Very friendly, I swear. Ask anyone. PLS HELP ME GET FOOD INTO MY HOME BY COMMISSIONING ME! :D You'll get the plus of my eternal gratitude! :* and hugs too. So many hugs, you have no idea. GO HERE TO KNOW MORE: https://goo.gl/eiCuFa

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[swan2swan]

We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

[sniperct]

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo

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[heymeowmao]

🍁 🔥 🍁

[ibijau]

inspired by this ficlet by @words-writ-in-starlight

Nie Huaisang, with his Great Revenge taken care of, does one last thing for his brother gives him his body through the same ritual that Mo Xuanyu used for Wei Wuxian

Nobody liked that :D

[tonystarkstan]

why would you write when you can just think about writing instead?

[robertphilip]

being younger than your fave characters and then eventually becoming older than them is such a weird feeling

[phantasmalbeans]

Day 13: Regret.

Danny, that’s not very reassuring. 

[angstymdzsthoughts]

Soulmates!AU in which you're born with a faint soulmark, resembling the color and shape of a scar which fills with color when you're in the presence of your soulmate for the first time. And turns completely black when the soulmate dies.

LWJ's soulmark fills with blood red when the disciples arrive to CR so his soulmate must be between them. WWX's turns sky blue and he's ecstatic and then mortified that his sm would be a Lan considering their 3000rules lifestyle!

JC and NHS tease him about it but WWX doesn't really mind because he's actually really happy that he'll have a whole year to find out who his sm is. They're not the only ones whose soulmarks are sparkling with color after all, as it often happens when several new ppl from different regions convert on a single place.

In the meantime tho, one LWJ caught WWX's eye but LWJ himself is too busy trying to find his own sm to be bothered with such a shameless troublemaker boy.

But that's not the point, no. They probably find out eventually, or something. What matters here is that not only you know your soulmate is dying by the slowly or faster pace in which your mark turns black, but you can /feel/ your sm dying.

So imaging LWJ, on his knees, upper body bare, waiting for the whipping to start after the 33elders fiasco, when the first hit arrives and he falls to the floor, silently convulsing from pain at first but then not even the strong and stoic Hanguang-Jun can stop the whimpers and screams reaping from his lips at such an excruciating pain.

The elders are all bemused, because that one sole whip would have hurt, yes, but not as much as to guarant such a display of pain and horror.

LWJ can admit that the feeling of being thorn apart piece by piece is, indeed, excruciating, but nothing is more painful than watching the mark on his forearm slowly (slowly, so slowly, /too dang slowly/) turn a deep unyielding black while knowing WWX is dying somewhere in the most painful of ways and he can do absolutely nothing about it.

Now, as a mercy not-so-quite-fluff, imaging LWJ's mark turning red once again when he arrives to the Mo Village and /knows/ WWX is BACK but he still choose to run away instead to go meet him.

And now I'm thinking that maybe WWX never quiet found out who his sm was (oblivious idiot as he is) and LWJ is all like "figure it out yourself" even if he has known since before WWX left CR that first time.

Life is pain and I'm living it quiet well, thanks.

[angstymdzsthoughts]

This is not quite as sad as it should, I think, but let's share just in case..

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JFM loved his wife. He really did. And YZY knew it and reciprocated. She was still the fierce Violent Spider and he was still the calm and patient, quite docile, Sect Leader Jiang. They lived well and happy, as happy as they could be.

JFM had a sworn brother, his right hand and servant WCZ. This man had a wife he loved as well. They both were JFM's best friends. But everything was well. YZY wasn't jealous at all because she knew her husband loved her and to think that WCZ and CSSR could love anyone but each other was ridiculous. Same as JFM loving anyone but YZY. So everything was well. They were important for her husband and she could appreciate both friends's personalities. Calm, kind servant WCZ, loud, warm rough cultivator CSSR. Everything was fine.

When WWX was born, he was born as a servant. When he was raised, he was raised to serve, just as his father had been. He was a good kid, he was a good servant. JFM was kind enough and loved WCZ enough to never discourage his children's friendship with WWX. It was ok, he himself had took his own personal servant as his sworn brother and everything was fine. He was hoping that WWX would become the same for JC, after all. If there was someone he would trust his son with was the son of his best friend.

WWX had a loving family. His mother was loud and obnoxious and his father was proper and kind. He was loved, he truly was. And he loved them in kind.

CSSR was a free soul, tho. She had accepted to stay on LP for the born of her son but WWX was already old enough to walk on his own so she decided it was time for her to go. To travel. To meet the world and night-hunt around and help ppl.

WCZ knew this day would come. He knew his wife, he knew she couldn't stay on a single place for too long. She would feel caged otherwise and a free bird like her should never had their wings cut. She was made for the open skies.

But WZC had responsibilities, he was a Sect Leader's right hand, second in command. He couldn't just leave like that. So they made a deal, because they loved each other very much, so she could go explore the world for a few months and then come back to his husband and son's side, at least for a bit. Just so she could see WWX grow. Just so she could reunite with his husband and hug him and made him laugh. So everything was fine.

Tiny itty WWX would wait on the docks besides his father the day his mother was set to arrive, already old enough to try to be still and proper, as his servant status demanded, but still too young to hardly manage it, almost vibrating out of his skin at the mere thought he was gonna see his mother again that day, fidgeting anstily and giggling from time to time, always breaking property and running to the boat and onto his mother's strong embrace as soon as she was on sight. Everything was fine.

JC sometimes made him company in the waiting, specially when they got a bit older and JC could leave the main house more freely. He would feel a bit jealous at how carefree WWX can be and how loving and affectionate his mother was. He wanted his own parents to be as doting and caring as them, but a noble's property and status stop them to show excessive affection as much as they indeed loved him. But it was fine, CSSR was amazing and affectionate enough for both of them. She was funny and strong and amazing and would tell silly jokes she would loudly laugh at even if some weren't funny at all, and she could kill a bunch of monsters all on her own and she would sneak snacks and bring them trinkets and tokens and stories of her adventures, so it's ok. Some ppl are just that way. JC is lucky to have all he has in life.

So WWX is still young and he's waiting on the docks because his mother's last letter said she was arriving home as soon as her night-hunt was over which meant just two to three days and it was time now! And so he waited. All day long, until his father went to fetch him telling him that maybe tomorrow was the day and he had duties now. WWX waited the next day as well, duties be damned. But his mother didn't arrive. "Maybe she got delayed again," his father tells him. "She will probably arrive before her letter telling us as such as it always happens," because it's true, it's not the first time it happens. Everything is fine.

The next day she doesn't arrive. Nor the next one. Nor the next after that. Now even WCZ is worried. JFM approves of a search party leaded by his own right man. He would even go himself if his Sect Leader duties didn't call on him so near an important conference.

"I'll come back soon" WCZ tells his son. "With your mother in tow. I promise." WWX believes him. He has no reason to not do so anyway.

And so he waits. Days and nights. Waiting for her parents's boat to show itself on the horizon, to reach the dock and hug him, and kiss him, and almost crush his ribs with how strong CSSR's hugs are.

And so he waits and waits and waits until he can't wait anymore because he has "duties" and training and studies, like all of that mattered more than his parents arriving to him. So, as easily as breathing air, nothing was ok and anything was fine.

Part of me wants WCZ to be back with only a red ribbon, a bit torn, still bloody, to gift his son as the last token he would ever have of her mother. And another part of me just wants WWX to wait for parents that will never come back to him.

What I know for sure is that JC stopped wishing his parents were like WWX's.

Too bad Lotus Pier burned.

[sarah-yyy]

"I've been unintentionally vague in describing you/relating your shenanigans to my work colleagues, and have only just realized (a VERY short amount of time before our joint presence will be required at a formal company event) that they think you are my non-humanoid pet, when you are in fact my fiancé" au -> Wangxian 👌

YOUR MIND \O/

Way too often, someone will hear LWJ say: “I can’t stay, I have to go home to feed Wei Ying.” 

“I won’t join you for drinks. Wei Ying gets sad if I stay out for too long. Hmm? Mn, he does get really excited when he hears me at the door. Yes, it’s always nice to have Wei Ying welcome me home.” 

“Me? I didn’t do much this weekend. It was nice and sunny on Sunday, so I took Wei Ying out for a walk. He does like going to the park a lot.”

[while on the phone with a colleague] “Wei Ying, sweetheart, please get off my lap. I need to grab a file from the study.” (This is followed by the colleague mouthing to other colleagues, “He calls his dog sweetheart, this is too cute.”)

[when he’s staying at work late, and a colleague makes a comment about him not having to go home to feed Wei Ying] “Wei Ying is being punished for getting mud all over our couch.”

[the one time LWJ had one sip of alcohol for a business dinner and wouldn’t shut up about how much he loves Wei Ying] “Yes, he is a pretty boy! Wei Ying is the prettiest boy!” He tears up a little. “I love Wei Ying so much!!!!” It’s LXC who picks him up that night, probably because WWX is out of town, and LWJ is possibly moping a little, which is why he agreed to have even a little bit of alcohol. 

LWJ isn’t doing this on purpose, and he probably wouldn’t even realise until he’s at the function with WWX on his arm, introducing him as “Wei Wuxian, my fiancé”, and all his colleagues are gaping at him going, “How come we never knew you were engaged? Wait, hold up a second - we didn’t even know you were dating someone.” 

LWJ will just blink at them, and say, “I talk about Wei Ying all the time.” And someone will blurt out, “But Wei Ying is your pet???????” 

WWX thinks it’s hilarious. “Well, Lan Zhan is a very responsible owner and takes very good care of me, so I guess you’re not wrong?” 

When they adopt A-Yuan, LWJ starts doing it again, this time deliberately. Every time someone thinks “no, that’s got to be a child, like. a proper human child, for sure”, LWJ will spice it up by mentioning chew toys. WWX still thinks it’s hilarious.

[angstymdzsthoughts]

I LIVE for Lan Jingyi angst. Feed me more pls

I was literally just about to answer your first message and then the second one popped up and I spent a good minute laughing.

[mundocrayzer18]

This is me every single time I'm reading the blog. I'm just chilling around mild angst and then I wish I would have more and then some soulbreaking post is made and I'm left there, dying. This is why genies are so vicious, they always give you exactly what you asked for

[angstymdzsthoughts]

Hi! Since I've been reading all your posts lately, I stumbled with a bunch of JYL killing WWX and it got me thinking... What if JYL was cursed to do so? What if JGY has been playing to her one of his dark songs (because of course he memorized all of them even if he just destroyed the one he was gonna use with NMJ), to "help her" with her baby popping recovery but it's just a suggestive song that makes the listener do what the musician is playing them to do.

So her "mission" was to kill wwx when she was close enough to him (just as a precaution because Jin Zixun was an idiot and very well could fail on his mission) since JGY thought that, if someone was able to be close enough to him to do so, that must be JYL (and maybe JC but he was more difficult to approach than his sister-in-law)

So maybe she goes to him, grieving, in the middle of the siege maybe, carrying his sword in a way to make him understand that he should go back to "the right path" or maybe just grabbing one random knife over there, but she's just trying to save her baby brother, to make him come back to her, to JC, except that as soon as she's close enough to him, this urge to just STAB HIM IN THE HEART overwhelms her and, without even knowing why nor being able to stop/control herself, she does as much.

And so WWX dies in front of her, betrayed expression the last emotion his face shows, and JYL is left there, hands still making sure the knife stays deep in WWX's chest, making sure he's truly, completely DEAD, until JC manages to get her apart from their brother's body and she slowly recovers sanity. And the weight of what she just did almost crush her.

All the cultivation world of course celebrate, congratulate her, admire her! The one who managed to kill the Yiling Patriarch!! But JC just can't see her in the eye anymore, can't trust her anymore, can't forgive what she did.

He believes he knows why she did it (WWX was the cause JZX was dead after all) so he didn't ask her. He didn't let her explain herself. They never spoke about that day again, actually. If he had asked tho, she could have only said "I don't know" because she truly doesn't know why she did what she did.

So one ficlet made from this (I think it was mondengel's?) talks about JC fidgeting when he captures WWX in MXY's body and how he got in front of her when she approached his brother and took her with him when he had to leave the room before JL helps WWX escape. She just wanted to apologize. She just wanted to hug her baby brother and ask for forgiveness. She just wanted to cry and cry and rejoice in the fact that he was back! But JC didn't give her enough time for her to get a hold of her feelings to start expressing any of that and then WWX was gone again.

Then more prompts talk about how LWJ keep the Jiang Siblings and WWX apart because he doesn't trust JYL (burning JYL's letters and stuff, leaving WWX thinking his sister still hates him and JYL thinking his brother does so as well) until one day, probably via JL/LJY, they plan a reunion; since JL has seen his mother crying and regretting her actions and just wanted to /talk/ with her brother, and LJY, bless his soul, probably just wants to see LSZ/WWX smile again and he knows the Jiang Siblings Issue TM is pretty much the cause they are so down lately.

SO! THEY MEET! Except LWJ and JC are there because I want them to be there but they could very much not be (in such case maybe WWX discovers LWJ lied to him about the letters and they have the biggest fight ever and WWX just runs away to her sister's side).

So WWX goes to his sister, knowing now that she just wants to talk and that she doesn't hate him at all (or so the letter says) and so when JYL sees his little brother she starts crying because she thought she would NEVER be able to be with him again and WWX goes to her immediately because his sister crying because of him is a huge NOPE!

And so he gets close enough to her to hug her. Close enough for her to kill him. So she grabs the closer weapon she has (probably Sandu if JC is near, most likely JL's if LWJ/JC are not) and STRIKES! because she's cursed. Because the song still has an effect on her. Because it will forever be.

And this time WWX doesn't look shocked or betrayed. He just smiles. Because he knew. Deep down, he knew that his sister hated him and couldn't stand the thought of him being alive while her husband was dead. Who could live with the knowledge that their loved one's killer is still around there being happy and safe when they can't enjoy their own happiness anymore? His last words are probably something like "I'm sorry"

If LWJ is there, he would probably try to kill JYL not gonna lie. I mean, he indeed /knew/ this could happen. He should have insisted more, tried more, being more firm on them not meeting again, ever! If he's not there, the same happens lol (But if he was there he would probably had been able to stop her so now I'm reconsidering and saying he ain't there)

If no one but JL is there, can you imagine how he would feel? That he was pretty much the cause his uncle (who he has learn to love now, even if he wouldn't admit it) was killed once more. That his mother just manipulate him into thinking she just wanted his brother back just to set him straight into a deadly trap?

Can you imagine how JYL would feel when she recovers sanity again and sees what she did, AGAIN?! My bets are she can't handle the guilt and try to kill herself. She doesn't understand a thing, why she did what she did again, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't change anything. It doesn't erase her actions. What is done is done and she just killed her brother! AGAIN!!!!

So yeah, rest in peace WWX, JYL, I guess. What else can be done besides that anyway?

[mundocrayzer18]

I'm having fun with @angstymdzsthoughts 's blog and have been having lots of ideas so I'm so sorry I came from hiatus to just start writing angsty thoughts but this is my life now!

[angstymdzsthoughts]

[1/2] How 'bout an ABO AU where alpha!JZX was in love with omega!WWX, but thanks to WWX's status as a servant's son (and later a demonic cultivator), he couldn't pursue him? After marrying JZX, beta!JYL finally had a taste of how her mother felt in her relationship w/ her father—she would never be her husband's first choice. Resentment took root in her when the realization dawned on her, but she couldn't bring herself to be open about her feelings. She was too kind.

Jiang Yanli hates a part of herself. The part that had been glad when her little brother (her silly, mischievous, always smiling little brother who only wanted her to be happy) died a horrible death. That hideous part of her had been nothing but happy to hear it. Now A-Xuan will love me, it had whispered.

But no. Wei Wuxian was dead and she was alive but that didn’t matter to her husband. Jin Zixuan’s heart may as well have died with her brother.

Perhaps this is a fitting punishment for being so cruel and jealous. To live in a cold, loveless marriage like her mother had. To have the man she loves dream of a dead man.

[mundocrayzer18]

Oh no. But I think you missed the cherry on top! WWX is an Omega so A-Yuan could very easily be his biological son! (whoever father you want to give him but neither LWJ nor JZX. The angst-est alternative being Wen Chao, as we all can agree)

So, what if JZX knew about this and set himself to look for that child. And then he finds him! And gets him into the Jin fam with the pretence that he's his wife's nephew and, as a kindness to her, he's being accepted into the sect, since the child has no fault of his mother's crimes.

But then JZX obviously favored A-Yuan over his own son! Being more demanding on JL's abilities and doting on A-Yuan. Maybe even worse at A-Yuan being better than JL at everything. He's more kind, more calm, more talented, more intelligent. A-Yuan is even more like his aunt than JL is as her own son. JL is too loud, too grumpy, too pretentious. He's a good kid, of course, he's still his mother's son, but the pressure to be the best and never really managing to do it plus his fragile temper does affect his character. He's as much his grandma's grandson as he is his mother's son so..

Anyway, since Lanling is the literal land of the gossip, soon it's obvious that A-Yuan must be JZX's bastard son. Poor Madam Jiang, his husband turned out to be like his father. Poor Madam Jiang, her life turned out to be like her mother's. Poor Young Master Jin, needing to compete with his bastard brother, son of a servant. Son of no other but the Yiling Patriarch!

Well, it's not like she has anything interesting about herself anyway, it's natural her husband will seek love and pleasure from someone else. Also, what kind of sect leader would JL be if he can't even beat that bastard child? What a shame, what a pity...

She doesn't wanna be bitter. She doesn't wanna be her mother. A-Yuan and JL are, anyway, as close as WWX and JC were when they were young. The love each other like brothers even if sometimes JZX's favoritism causes discomfort.

The story is repeating itself so accurately that she can only stay and hope their story doesn't end like her brothers's did.

(I, for once, want to believe it does. Cuz who am I to deny myself some good piece of angst?)

@angstymdzsthoughts

[lianhuawu]

friendly reminder that jin zixuan grew up knowing about his fathers affairs and was probably determined to be a good father and raise his child well but he never got the chance

[twitterlols]

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

how y’all look at the (usually) adult man who impregnated her

[delicioustragedycheesecake]

[charlie-theangel]

@persephone-is-here-omg

[persephone-is-here-omg]

I’m gonna fucking show this to a few people

[angstymdzsthoughts]

how many asks do you have right now? on average? most/least?

I’ve got about 17 in there right now. I got sick enough to avoid answering asks and now they’ve kinda pilled up haha. So of you asked me something a few days ago and it hasn’t been answered you know why. I promise I’ll reach you soon!

[mundocrayzer18]

Omg I'm so sorry but this is so funny because now I know there's over 600 aka just waiting and this is how all started! Aaaaaw

[brad-pitt]

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier.