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They/Them. 30s. bi, nb, nd, poly. clearly bad at making decisions. 18+ (DM for the even more 18+ blog)

[mungeondaster]

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the period at the end of @laurasimonsdaughter's post gave me so many worms in my brain that i had to do a reading

[laurasimonsdaughter]

I say this with full sincerity: this is every bit as good as it sounded in my head

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[titsay]

guardian of the forest

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[decomposedmaw]

night at the bus stop

[lleyksie]

brown bear, black bear

[egregore-engine]

a lot of people did not graduate from the very basic lesson of "What is a social construct"

[egregore-engine]

Look. You're not obligated to understand the world around you. But if you don't, you will constantly stumble through the world, bewildered and confused.

[mungeondaster]

They should invent a word for "burnt out because im autistic in a neurotypical world"

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

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[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[autismfox]

Graffiti is modern day cave painting

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[oneheadtoanother]

[oneheadtoanother]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[manaphy]

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

[itssjanedoe]

[orcboxer]

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

[orcboxer]