Friends {Sentence Starters}
"Oh, God, ask them what they want."
"Why does anyone have to be naked?"
"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"If you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?"
"Then, please, give me money so I can buy a computer."
"They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him?"
"Can you take care of ____ just for today?"
"I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets."
"If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside."
"I thought it'd be great, you know? Have some time alone with my thoughts."
"If you don't mind, would you please just go back home?"
"You fell asleep. There was no kangaroo."
"I am here to take care of you. What do you need? Anything."
"Okay, I love you, is that so wrong?"
"Turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think."
"Kick me in the stomach, why don't you?"
"_____ ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him/her. Do you think that was wrong?"
"You've got waaaay too much free time."
"You don't put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths!"
"Sometimes, after you sleep with someone, you have to kill a fish."
"We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here."
"I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals."
"Okay, just don't go swimming right after you eat."
"You don't like the game, because you suck at it."
"Have I been living with ____ too long or did that all just make sense?"
"I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck."
"Oh my God, this is the longest that anyone has not spoken EVER."
"Look at that, look at that, it's still there!"
"You're not gonna try and make me join a cult are you?"
"Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything."
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