What did we do to deserve Bill Nye
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What did we do to deserve Bill Nye
There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.
*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up
“samurai wakes up in the present day”
this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close
Samurai Jack (2001-2017)
Can i get a step by step on how to do this?
So far for me it’s been something like:
1. Become aware of how and when you tearing yourself down.
2. Now that you can catch yourself doing it. Offer counters to the negative self talk. A really useful thing I read was to talk to yourself almost the way you would child. Gentle and patient. Even when they fuck up.
3. Take time to celebrate your small accomplishments. You’ve been attacking yourself for every little mistake. Apply that same fervor to the positive things in your life. Did the dishes even though you didn’t want to? Fuck yeah! Got up and took shower? YES!!! You are taking positive steps to feeling better. Celebrate it.
4. Make lists of things you’re good at/ like about yourself. The first time I did this the only two things in my list we’re that I liked my hair and I had good friends. It was start.
5. Don’t beat yourself up if you screw up steps 1-4. It’s counter productive. When I catch myself calling my self stupid for some mistake or other my response now is,“We don’t talk to ourselves like that anymore. What’s something constructive that could actually help solve the problem.”
Most of the time that seems to work. Not always. But more and more Everytime.
I hope any of that made sense.
oh my goodness there are instructions!!
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when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church
I’m sitting on the toilet.
THIS MAKES ME FUCKIN LOSE IT EVERY FUCKING TIME
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this calligraphy channel is amazing because their cats constantly try to interfere, like these cats are just laser focused on annihilating every project the person tries to do
you can certainly enjoy these without sound but the sound effects are killing me
A lesbian’s guide to avoiding TIMs on dating sites/when looking for a girlfriend
Watch out for…
Deep/falsetto voices
Broad shoulders
No curves
Flat chests/obviously stuffed bras
VERY hairy bodies (not body hair shaming, but men typically have more body hair than women.)
Flat butts
Look at his hands. Spend some time looking at real women’s hands, you’ll see the difference
Tall bodies (men are usually taller than women)
Longer and thicker bones than women, check femur length
Big heads
Male facial structure
Male mannerisms
Now let’s say he gets you in a bedroom. This can be dangerous, so do your best to tell if he’s a real woman or not beforehand! When he gets naked, it should become more clear. If his dick is still, ahem, intact then it’s time to execute program Get the Hell Out of There. If he tries raping you, kick him in the genitals, claw at his eyes, scream for help, etc.
If his dick has been turned inside out already, here’s how to tell it isn’t real:
Look for hair near the anus. Women can have this too, but the hair is super curly and doesn’t look at all feminine
Look for wrinkles where the outer labia would be on a woman. I’ve seen false vaginas online, and they almost always have those wrinkles that have been left behind from the scrotum
Look for natural lubrication. False vaginas cannot lubricate themselves when aroused
False vaginas are typically placed in a different location than a real vagina, look at post-op photos and you’ll notice it
The inner labia/vulva will look..off. I’m not sure how to explain it, but look up photos of real vaginas and false vaginas and you’ll see the difference
Hopefully you don’t get that far with him. If he tricks you into sex, you might be able to charge him with deceptive rape.
Good luck girls! <3
oh my GODDDDDD THIS IS DISGUSTING
STOP SAYING MEN!!! THEY ARE WOMEN YOU DUMBASS
omggg how can you call yourself a feminist when you wont accept females into society like wtf
Look, I don’t give a shit if you’re uncomfortable fucking trans women, but your list of advice?
I’m gonna be honest, I’m a cis woman and I tick a lot of these fucking boxes.
Imagine being a real life lesbian/bi woman (as I am) and going on a date with a girl you like. You met through a dating app and it’s your first time seeing her in person. You go for a meal and the whole time she’s looking at you shifty eyed, analyzing your features. Otherwise things seem fine… so you get to the bedroom. She’s taken off your pants and is now scrutinizing the hairs and wrinkles of your vagina. Suddenly, she pulls back, stands up, points an accusatory finger and says “you’re a male, aren’t you?? I can tell! You tried to fucking deceptively rape me!!” and then runs out of whatever abode you’re currently in and calls the police.
This post is disturbing. Deeply, deeply disturbing.
Alright. I’m pre T, biologically female, let’s see how many of those I check off
- Deep voice? Check (kinda)
- Broad shoulders? BIG check
- No curves? Check
- Naturally flat chest? Check (I got really lucky with that one)
- Very hairy? Very check
- Flat butt? Check
- Rough, calloused, woodworker’s hands? Check
- Tall body? Actually, no (and I hate it)
- Big boned? Who the hell is looking at people’s bones?
- Big head? Check (dunno why that’s a ‘male’ thing tho)
- Square Jaw? Check
- Male mannerisms? Check
Some people are just built like fucking bricks, OP.
A lot of butch women fit the characteristics for some of the above. Don’t let your paranoia get the better of you; it’ll end up destroying any chance you may have at any relationship.
Trans people make up a very tiny percentage of the population- smaller than gay or lesbian folk. Your chance of “accidentally” dating a trans woman are astronomical. Plus trans people transition for themselves, it’s really narcissistic on your end to assume they do so to be sexual predators and “change” your orientation.
Plus what would you do if a straight man who was paranoid about being “turned gay” made a similar list? Would you agree with him or would you hypocritically berate him as a homophobe and a typical sexist male?
You are not ready for a relationship, OP. Sorry to say, but if you basically want your partner to be an extension of yourself to “prove” you’re actually gay and not as a person in and of herself who might just have some of the features on this list even if she was born and raised as a woman, you need to get your shit settled first before you get involved with anyone. No one should unload their entire self-worth onto relationships; you rightly complain when trans people do it but fail to see that you do it too.
I have a flat bum and maleish mannerisms so I guess I’m not a real woman then 🤷♀️
Wow TERFs are more misogynistic than the sexist men they hate
Story time: I’m a trans guy. I have an identical twin. We’re both tall, androgynous, and have naturally deep voices
In high school a rumor was spread that one of us was trans. For years, everyone in school had convinced themselves that my twin was “the trans one”. She rolled with it to keep me safe, and said it felt like a compliment to be mistaken for a trans woman since she looked up to a lot of trans women. That didn’t stop the bullying, but it’s easier to deal with when it’s directed at the wrong person. I’m engaged to a feminine cis guy who is several inches shorter than me. I have 20-30lbs on him and I can dead lift him. He’s more delicate and soft both physically and socially. He cries during sad movies, owns half a million stuffed animals, and clings to my arm when he’s nervous or it’s cold out (oh yeah, also he’s adorable) Whenever the topic of being trans comes up, cis people tend to think he’s the one who is trans. Direct all “what do your parents think?” comments onto him. Completely ignore me. Ask him invasive/transphobic questions about his body. Tell him “you pass so well!” through grit teeth. Like with my sister, I get pretty pissed about this, but there’s not much I can do about it. I have had to argue with cis people to establish the fact I’m trans because they don’t believe me & think I’m joking. they’re like “but he’s - no, she’s trans!” and frantically point fingers at my fiance and sister. Because there’s no way an adult cis woman could be taller than 5′9 and choose to be bare-faced, and an adult cis man could love How To Train Your Dragon 2 with a fiery passion, enough to watch it 3 times in the theatre. Terfs take one look at us and try to convince my sister she’ll never have a uterus or that she’s “appropriating women’s spaces”. Transphobes say my boyfriend will “always be a girl” and call him gendered slurs. They talk over them, block them, and grill them about what genitalia they have online. Completely unknowing that they’re talking to two cisgender people who are gay and gnc. @ young, closeted, scared trans people: any cis person who insists they can somehow “know” your “birth sex” by looking at you because “it’s so obvious!” is full of shit. people come in all shapes and sizes regardless of gender. Not only are they being transphobic, but they’re being homophobic too.
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this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name
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