An Investigative Reporter Of Sorts.

🧵 The Truth Always Reveals Itself Eventually. 🪡 22 🪡 Any Pronouns 🧵

[muppet-meddler]

You May Call Me Kanaya.

While I Do Not Necessarily "Kin" Her, I Do Feel A Strong Connection To Her Character, As I Hold Much In Common With Her. Perhaps That's What Kinning Is, At It's Core. Much To Consider.

Much Like Kanaya, I Enjoy Sewing And Fiber Crafts, Am A Virgo, Enjoy The Color Green, Imagine Sawing My Enemies In Half, Am In A Long Term Queer Relationship That Began Online And Long Distance, And Often Meddle In Matters That Aren't Necessarily My Business.

Really, The Resemblance Is Uncanny.

For Clarity, While I Consider Myself To Be A Member Of The Brotherhood, I Am Not Fond Of Partaking In Religious Fanaticism.

And No, My Vampirism Does Not Make Me Affiliated With The Religion Of Emo. I Practice Ethical Vampirism.

The Brotherhood Has Seen The Rise And Fall Of Many Emotionally Charged Movements, Only For Views To Shift Gears In Mere Moments. I Intend To Report On These Happenings, Not Necessarily Partake.

At Times, I May Write On Viewpoints Of The Croaker Or Other Such Members That Contradict My Own, Or Others That I Have Posted. This Is At It's Core A Collection Of Ponderings, Not A Manifesto.

My DNI Consists Only Of TERFs And Other Forms Of Bigotry.

All Viewpoints Of The Brotherhood Are Welcome To Be Voiced On This Blog. Pro And Anti Croaker, Skeptics And Believers, Followers And Haters Alike.

However, Slurs, Racism, Transphobia, Homophobia, Zionism, And Other Sentiments Of Predjudice Will Not Be Tolerated Or Given Platform.

I Will Let The Contents Of This Blog Evolve Organically, But I Have A Few Ideas On Where I Would Like For It To Go.

Some Ideas Are As Follows:

The Brunt Of My Work Is Hopefully To Be A Platform For Interviews, Theories, And Musings From The Masses. I Would Like To Be A Mouthpiece For Lurkers Who Wish To Not Unmask Themselves, And Shed A Spotlight Onto Prominent Brotherhood Figures Who Wish To Speak Openly. Perhaps Even The Croaker herself.

In True Auspististic Fashion, I Hope To Be A Bridge Or A Mediatory Presence. I Have Noticed What Seems To Be An "In" Group And An "Out" Group, And While The Brotherhood Has Been Welcoming To Myself And Others, I Understand The Nervousness That Comes With Speaking To Some Members Directly.

Requested Research Topics. There Are Many Events, Seemingly Disjointed, That May Be Confusing Or Daunting To A Newcomer That May Be Commonly Referenced. If You Have An Inquiry On Brotherhood History, Ask And I Will Do The Research For You. There Are Many Blogs Of Which To Keep Track, And I Have My Ways In Finding Answers For You.

A "Daily Digest" Of Sorts, Not Necessarily Always Daily, Of Notable Happenings Within The Movement.

Backlog Summarizations Of Major Events And Connections. I Have Been Lurking Since April, And Joining Only Recently In The Open Means There Is Much To Be Notated. I Do Not Mean To Step On Other Croaker Archive Blogs' Toes- But Rather Provide Supplemental Material And My Own Work.

With All Of That Out Of The Way... Where Shall We Begin?

[muppet-meddler]

BREAKINF: He Is FUCKING DIED.

[verdantry]

[the-muppet-joker]

Who did you vote for?

I found an image of her edited like the Joker. Like me! I am the Joker of Kentucky and hopefully, with my vote, she will become the Joker of America (the President)

[muppet-meddler]

The Muppet Joker Endorses Vice President Kamala Harris For President Of The United States.

[the-muppet-joker]

As a member of an Indeterminate, Non-Denominational-Denomination Accessory Religion for Demographic purposes....... It's insulting..... being told to "Worship God"...... youve become so uncool..... joining a fucking monastery instead of STANDING UP FOR YOUR OWN VALUES...... need I remind you that the Catholic Church is NOT A FEMINIST ORGANIZATION..... they hate "Women" and "Minorities" and it's improssible to be a Dark Feminist when Banished to be behind their Imposing Institution and Artistic Walls........ Fuck..... I can't believe I'm even saying this right now..... You let us down...... I hope the monks kick your gay ass to the curb....

-@inquisitorcroaker

I'm not gay anymore I'm bald now

[the-muppet-joker]

Does anyone know of any adult Hobby Horsing leagues in Kentucky? I wish to gallop around until I stop feeling this Bad Emotion inside of me

[the-muppet-joker]

Bucephalus is dead.

[muppet-meddler]

HeLlO. wIlL YoU Be mY MoThErFuCkInG FrIeNd?

I Believe You Know Full Well How I Feel About You, Gamzee. I'm Not So Sure If Friendship Is On The Table. I Suppose It Depends On Your Sobriety.

[muppet-meddler]

HOW MANY MORE OF YOU ARE GOING TO COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK? CURIOUS TO MEET YOU. JUST BE WARY OF ENCROACHING ON MY TERRITORY, LITTLE THING.

@consciousgordiacea

I Have Been Around Since Near The Beginning, Although It Took Some Time To Formally Make Myself Known With A Blog.

It Is A Pleasure To Meet You. I Am Curious About Your Philosophies And Your Story Of How Ypu Came Into Being.

If You Would Ever Be Open To An Interview, Please Let Me Know.

[mydarlingathena]

Reinventing oneself is difficult

This era has certainly ended;

I shall leave behind the rot and filth

But I will keep my name

My style, both in appearance and writing,

My voice;

[mydarlingathena]

Ok you guys are all fucking freaks. Bugs are gross, vampires aren't real, and rotting meat is fucking nasty. Milton and Kermit are "kins" or whatever like they really think they are Alexander Hamilton and a fucking muppet? You are all actually so cringe. And Sage is like a furry or a therian or something? Like bffr. You're not a dog. And Sara? If you're reading this?

You're weird. Your music is weird. I'm not sorry for pouring beach and bug spray and shit on your nasty "pets" and I'm not sorry for deleting your "music" or whatever you call that shit.

Honestly you emos have been fucking cringe and the only reason I was even emo in the first place was because I was exposed to black mold or whatever.

Anyway it's been fun;

Bye!

[millenianthemums]

every time i see a post with Bill telling people to buy his book, it reminds me of the BDG “Buy My Bed” video. so i did this, as a way to celebrate finally getting my copy.

[muppet-meddler]

there was a blog that reblogged miltons posts with a correctly spelled plaintext version of what he was saying although I cannot remember the name

If Someone Knows What Blog This Is, It Would Be Greatly Appreciated For Research Purposes.

[gunchhorseman]

That would be @croaker-s-tongue, also milton is now posting on his old @doesntdiscriminate blog.

[croaker-s-tongue]

yes, that's me! i don't have all of his posts mind you, but i'm glad to be of service :)

[muppet-meddler]

Your Service Is Greatly Appreciated, Thank You. Forever Grateful For Archival Blogs Of Any Kind For This Exact Purpose.

[muppet-meddler]

there was a blog that reblogged miltons posts with a correctly spelled plaintext version of what he was saying although I cannot remember the name

If Someone Knows What Blog This Is, It Would Be Greatly Appreciated For Research Purposes.

[muppet-meddler]

As Many Of You May Already Know, Milton's Blog Has Been Deleted. If Any Of You Know Ways To Access Old Blog Posts For Archival Purposes, Please Let Me Know.

Does Anybody Know What His Last Posts Were Before Deleting? What May Have Caused This?

[the-great-horse-cocktail]

Unfortunately no, but I do know that he’s currently posting from @doesntdiscriminate. My guess is that he’s hiding from tmj after the whole poisoning debacle

[muppet-meddler]

Yes, It Does Appear That He Is Still Posting From His Other Blog.

However, An Anon May Have Pushed Him To Venture Into The Woods Again. Why Those Anons Are So Hellbent On Antagonizing Poor Milton Is Beyond Me.

I Will Likely Post A More Detailed Account Of Events, But For Those Who Don't Know, Croaker, In A Fit Of Jealousy Mirroring His Inferior Feelings Towards His Father's Horse, Bucephalus, Fed Milton Avocado In The Same Way He Poisoned Bucephalus (Avocados Are Poisonous To Horses).

However, Unbeknownst To Both Of Them, Milton Was Allergic To Avocados.

Thusly, Croaker Was Sent Into A Panic Of Guilt, Apologetic Towards Both Milton And Horses.

Milton Was Also Sent Into A Panic, Connecting The Allergy To The Poison Of His Previous Religion, Now Thinking His Avocado Allergy Is Because He Is Sinful And Not Faithful Enough To God.

I Would Like To Emphasize That Allergies Are An Elevated Immune Response In Reaction To Certain Proteins Or Hystamines, And Is Unrelated To Sin Or Faithfulness.

I Will Write And Reblog Updates As New News Unfolds.

[the-muppet-joker]

I did not think feeding my homestuck moirail avocados to symbolically represent his betrayal that was the mirror image of my horse ex-brother's betrayal would actually hurt him. Does being a traitor make you a horse?

[muppet-meddler]

As Many Of You May Already Know, Milton's Blog Has Been Deleted. If Any Of You Know Ways To Access Old Blog Posts For Archival Purposes, Please Let Me Know.

Does Anybody Know What His Last Posts Were Before Deleting? What May Have Caused This?