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I'm Emily buy me pizza

[muppetsfromspace]

HEY YOU FOLLOWING THIS BLOG

http://dracomalfroyo.tumblr.com/

HERES WHERE I BLOG NOW! 

[dorkstrider-blog]

i’d like to think in a sort of apocalyptic situation i’d be a real hardass and take some motherfuckers out and be a ruthless leader but in reality i’d probably take some cheese crackers and hide in a tree and wait to die

[muppetsfromspace]

my new blog is now

http://mrstomriddle.tumblr.com/

[muppetsfromspace]

Screw it

I'm going to delete this blog and start blogging only from my sideblog dracomalfroyo.tumblr.com

[mac-the-turtle1234]

at school people think I’m quiet and reserved but when I’m not a school I’m going into my kitchen dancing looking through the fridge violently humming the spice girls

[scudworthy]

ways people have tried to pronounce panini at work within the last 2 weeks:

panny

panuni

penne

paninny

panina

pnnnnnn

panty

chipotle:

chipotel

chipootle

chipotly

chernobyl

chepot

chepoodle

chipsodle

[taktophoto]

[google-tradutor]

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

I just accidentally broke into a supermarket

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

the door was open so i went in and started filling up my basket and this security guard started screaming at me and trying to set off the alarm and apparently they don’t open for another hour but idk why he thought i was thief bc i was trying to use the self checkout why would a thief pay for stuff smh

[aidn]

i want this post by lzbth.tumblr.com to survive forevber

[princeofmints]

I’M PISSING MYSELF BECAUSE DANNY HAS LIKE A DOUBLE SIDED BACKPACK OR SOME SHIT

WHY DOES HE HAVE STRAPS ON BOTH SIDES

DOES HE KEEP THOSE THERE IN CASE HE GETS LONELY AND WANTS TO CARRY SOMEONE WITH HIM OR?????

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

what

[simsgonewrong]

[forever90s]

[forever90s]

[flip56000]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

my aunt just asked me if i heard about the “shark thing" and i was confused and asked her what she meant and she said that last week there was a huge tornado in some US city and a bunch of sharks got caught in it and went flying into peoples houses and destroyed a bunch of things and i’m sobbing because she thought sharknado was a real thing

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

everything i know i learnt from the streets

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us