one of the best feelings tbh
bruh it stresses me out. Fleshwife gotta calm me down like a spooked horse
sheepfilms
will byers stan first human second
Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day

shark vs the universe
d e v o n
occasionally subtle

roma★
we're not kids anymore.
hello vonnie
almost home
todays bird
Peter Solarz

@theartofmadeline

Origami Around
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

JVL
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#extradirty
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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@muppetwife
one of the best feelings tbh
bruh it stresses me out. Fleshwife gotta calm me down like a spooked horse
favorite genre of joke. starting a collection
Hey what if there was saw but for cats?
the more things change the more they stay the same
Pretty sure I’ve said “come out you bitch I’ll maul you” word for word
🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
Snretty snure I’ve snaid “snome out bitch I’ll snaul you” snord for snord
worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves
Muppetchild (designation: 2 of 5) reports that a lady does not sip from a faucet directly, one must catch the water droplets with their paw and lap it demurely from there
Look, i just think some people deserve to be made of felt and have button eyes
Finally some quality content in my portfolio
saying "the age of 30 is in demand" near an elf and she looks at you with abject disgust
Me if i was a giant mechanical crab that ate cars. (I'm separating the parts so i can eat the ones i like first)
my angel wings just burst from my back in public and sprayed blood everywhere and a small child called me a homosexual