Carbon's Evil Lair

🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 27/she/her you can call me carbon, welcome to my lair. don't trip on anything because it might explode. I reblog whatever I find funny

[mrsterlingeverything]

Okay

[byjove]

the justification when law enforcement kills someone for no particular reason always boils down to “we got really really scared, you should feel bad for us because we were sososo scared” ok. piss yourself or scream or something. why is killing someone the only option

[s0fich]

[s0fich]

happy in his blankeyy

[humiliationvictim]

Tacoma Washington fucking sucks

[humiliationvictim]

Humiliated again…

[humiliationvictim]

[jupitermayyy]

Blood haze

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[arastir]

GTA Minthara 🕸 I had A LOT of requests to draw Minthara and I gladly obeyed. I love this woman so much. It was a very fun trend to draw and I hope I'm not too late with the second piece (I'm so slow artist, sorry)

[imnotverybright]

god i would kill to see the stuff baru could cook up in excel. 20 interlinked sheets, if you change 1 number, everything changes. if you type in the wrong box, a bomb blows up half the world. graphs and charts galore. she's creating macros you can't even conceptualize.

[semataryyyy]

i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do

[bczk]

Some quick sketch of Minthara from BG3

[elfstrogenized]

Well yeah, I *am* constantly stressed out 24/7 but cmon, stress hasn't killed anyone!

My advisor leans in and whispers in my ear

I have been informed that I'm fucked.

[elfstrogenized]

This is a vent post about me if you tag this as some white boy I will kill you on sight

[humiliationvictim]

i do not have a humiliation fetish i really dont like it at all. its something that i dont like happening to me

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[theycallmebrick]

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

[windyvalleyzone]

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

[diabloii]

no more puppy girls or puppy boys or cat girls or cat boys you have to start picking new animals and be adults heres an acceptable list of pickings

• velociraptor woman

• mantis woman

• boar woman

• oyster man

• seagull man

• humpback whale man idk why im putting all the men at the ocean

[real-language-facts]

fuck marry kill rhymezone merriam-webster urban dictionary

fuck all of them marry none of them kill everything alive