Carbon's Evil Lair

🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ 27/she/her you can call me carbon, welcome to my lair. don't trip on anything because it might explode. I reblog whatever I find funny

[tetrafelino]

[zoeys-ksbd-fan-blog]

Abbadon you sick son of a bitch

[free-my-mindd]

[blumineck]

How to spring-load your bow!

This information is freely given. What you do with it is up to you! 🏹💐🧚🏼

[eoh666]

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

[contemptible-scoundrel]

theyve got some insane elfpictures on this site

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[queer-as-city-folk]

I need to get to Seattle...

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[crown-princess-carrion]

royalty is a continuous twirling motion

[pancakeke]

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

[pulpfanfiction]

fuck with me

[wild-yellow-yonder]

hope everyone enjoyed the 3-hour window of access to vintage pjackk posts because the body is back in the ground now

[feldfrog]

First they came for my neighbor and I was like damn that’s crazy. Then they came for me and I was like ah shit shit shit fuck

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

My girlfriend's kids have started asking why Auntie Jody only comes to visit when their daddy's deployed

[junestrings]

yeah come over ive got edibles

[woeful-maiden]

[devilcat3d]

just realized this thing might be one of my favorite pokemon ever its so fucking cute i need to draw this thing smoking a blunt

[wizardlol]

baby want smoko

[devilcat3d]

I NEVER SAW THIS THIS RULES SO HARD OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH BABY INDEED DESERVES A LITTLE SMOKO :D