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the prince of purpee, oregon

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma

hey uncle what do i do when a pretty guy in a dress asks me abt my identity

(He found out)

kosmogrl

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

hotpinkandsparkly

tyrannosaurus-rex

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

tyrannosaurus-rex

Wtf is a grungler

tyrannosaurus-rex

Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????

mlembug

for OP's sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet

enki2

orpheuslament

dont know how to say this without sounding like one of those "people are too soft these days" motherfuckers but some of you are incapable of interacting with anything that does not coddle you & makes you feel Good about your own Goodness. if you know what i mean

orpheuslament

also i said it in the tags but i feel it needs reiterating: watching tv is not activism. fighting over fictional stories is not activism. attacking people for not interacting with fictional stories in a way you deem Acceptable is not activism. you are being annoying & i personally dont want to play toys with you anymore

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

sapphic-and-stupid

Picture of her from the USA Today

teaboot

I would let her kill me for sport

energyprison

I have to make the bed but hes in the way

energyprison

Be sealed for all time

sycamorality

just opened a chest to see it was 90% filled with bones and immediately went "woah bones. they buried some guy in here" and then took all the bones as i've done every other time

danfeleth

I thought you meant chest as in the bodypart and was like of course there are bones there lol

sycamorality

i would not take bones from a human chest

airprime7

I know this is minecraft and there was probably 1 bone per slot, but I'm imagining irl opening a treasure chest and finding it filled almost overflowing with bones and going "they buried a guy in there" as if that many bones weren't much too many for a human body to contain.

(Doesn't help I'm imagining it as 85% femurs)

sycamorality

you can never be sure if its minecraft or real life

sycamorality

you can never be sure if its minecraft or real life especially not when i only tagged the original post with my talk tag and not my game tag

ufo-encounter

*flies past*

katisconfused

I assumed the "chests" were coffins. Like the op was rolling up to the graveyard like "wow there sure are a lot of people storing their Bone Chests here unsecured, i guess more for me!