Murder Ballet

Hockey sideblog, because why not, and this way I can at least find the stuff I found notable at some point.

[acewendigo13]

Nicke is doing just fine with Brynäs we have NOTHING to worry about!

[murder-ballet]

kind of want to scream but also not

[pemguims]

sports has everything you could possibly want honestly. found family. forced family. divorced family. enemies to lovers. lovers to strangers. good overcoming evil. evil winning it all. broken dreams. dreams come true. and most importantly. bloody face injuries. who said that

[whyyoumad]

"Ovechkin said his goal for next season is to pass the skating test and make the roster at 40 years old.'

[murder-ballet]

Sasha, no

[dvar-trek]

what the fuck do you mean nicke is going back to Sweden to play? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS DC HOUSE IS ON THE MARKET?????

[murder-ballet]

welp i guess i am into swedish hockey now

at least it's in the right time zone

[sashayed]

i'm gonna say something and you can't get mad ok

[thornescratch]

Oh God, the Old Men are doing Yaoi at center ice.

[murder-ballet]

#Oh man the narratives. They sure do narrate.

@thornescratch, I want you to know I will use these tags as part of my everyday vocabulary from now on

[murder-ballet]

lmao at people having two wildly different reactions to Backy and Ovi sharing a Moment after the record-breaking goal, namely, "yeah that's a them thing" and "don't mind me I am just going to walk into the river and never coming back"

stay wild, caps fans

[sergeifyodorov]

Like, you'd think teams would be able to do something about ovi standing at the spot at this point. It's been 19 years and he's as gray as a wolf. That old man's hips gave out 3 years ago and he's still gonna put up 30, half of which are gonna be from the top of the circle on the power play. Top of the circle power play goal from Ovechkin. Sun rose in the east today i'm guessing? Oh, and it's gonna set in the west, too, I bet. Entire hockey players have been born trained and drafted in that time and we still don't know what to do about that fuckass yellow skatelaces refrigerator-sized piece of dubiously sourced Russian beef just standing in his little spot with his little stick in the air. But that's just how it be on this bitch of an earth

[sergeifyodorov]

Happy 895th goal from the top of the circle on the power play to all who celebrate

[anzekopistar]

Babe wake up, the NHL is posting old man yaoi on main

[mothrasmash-blog]

☠️

[hockaye]

Ovi: scores

Entire caps bench:

[thornescratch]

THIS HURTS MY FEELINGS.

[thornescratch]

We were trying to spread out the puppies that were being shown so that everyone got some love, but when it came to Nicky, we gave him one that... didn't quite... want to walk. And so, one of the girls that works at WolfTrap, that's the organization's team cat. His name is Arthur. And, we're like, "Oh, just put Arthur with him!" He, like, walks on a leash normally so the cat is like, domesticated and trained to be on a leash, so we're like, "oh, it's perfect. Just give Nicky the cat."

Taryn Bray explains how Nicklas Backstrom ended up walking a cat at last year's Caps Canine Night.

[thornescratch]

It's going to be hilarious when we find out that Nicklas Backstrom only said he was stepping away from hockey because he wanted to concentrate fully on destroying the 2023 Gavle Goat.

[chirpsandgoals]

Mood.

[murder-ballet]

great, thanks for trading away my favourite russian with the cat

[thornescratch]

Who is walking who.