I feel like all the batkids have stolen Bruce's credit/debit/(whatever it is in English) card in order to annoy him/make him mad. Except... well, he's glad they do so. That's basicly a love language of his.
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Dick!Robin: I stole your (Idk) card and bought myself the most expansive thing I could find! *presents a fairly expansive comic book*
Dick!Robin, now confused: yeah, thanks..?
Damian: I bought a cat tree for Alfred (the cat)
*gestures at a cat tree the size of a truck, complete with something that looks vaguely like a training course.*
Bruce, kinda impressed: that's good, I like the colour you picked.
Jason, not fully back home and angry at Bruce: I used your money to pay for my house
Bruce feeling glad, but in the most monotone voice: how did you get that?
Jason, thinking he cracked the secret to angering him: a magician never reveals his secrets.
Cass, pointing at a white statue of her:
Bruce, touched and actually emotional: where did you get that? It looks great, we'll put it in the garden.
Tim, playing a game on a suspiciously expansive looking gaming set-up that wasn't there before: hey boss.
Bruce, mentally noting down the game: morning sweetheart.
Duke, feeling kind off bad: Bruce, I might've bought something with you money.
Bruce: that's okay, sunshine, what did you get yourself?
Duke, somehow feeling worse about what he did: just something little.
Stephanie, after buying the ugliest piece of Spoiler merch she could find: sooo bossman, whatcha think?
Bruce, wearing a too-small purple t-shirt with a slightly tilted Spoiler logo: it's too small and you really could've gotten a better quality one with my money.
Stephanie: will do next time!
Bruce, waving a good bye as she skips away: you do that, sweety
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