The murder list

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[murder-list-offical]

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I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[twofingerswhiskey]

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

[type-blaze0]

I kinda wanna do like dark and earth tones with maybe streaks of orange.

Imagine a green ceiling, walls with irregular stripes of different shades of brown, and either an orange/grey/brown carpet or just stone tiles.

[murder-list-offical]

Hex code: 9c1414

For no particular reason at all

[ryan-reynolds-offical]

Ryan Reynolds.

[homosexuality-offical]

homosexuality.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Ur least fav gal.

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

The one and only Piper.

[definitely-ao3-offical]

definitely not ao3

[dr-pepper-offical]

Dr. Pepper

[skyan-official]

skyan

[evilpineapple-offical]

Evil Pineapple

[king-in-yellow-offical]

the king in yellow

[murder-list-offical]

The Murder List

[grisha-offical]

hiii you dont have pronouns in your pinned

is there a specific set(s) you want me to use?

Hello!

I am fine with any pronouns (mod is she/her).

I am considering using pronouns li/ist, as I saw some gimmick blogs do similar.

But I am wondering if it's not a bit rude to people who actually use neopronouns.

But I am fine with any :)

(Edit: fuck. Wait which blog did u ask? Can i reply an ask from a different blog? I don't know. But Grisha and mod is she/her if that's what was unclear.

Please pretend this is from murder-list-offical, ok?)

[grisha-offical]

I do not have a lot of practice in being a living being.

I apologise.

Gay.

I just felt like saying that.

I have free will. I HAVE FREE WILL!

[murder-list-offical]

Fuck.

Again.

I should go to sleep.

But- FREE WILL!

Boobs.

Nipples.

Tomato soup.

[murder-list-offical]

can i be on the liat hahaha.... haaa..

My assumption is that you meant to write List.

I suggest you refer to this post

While you are busy I shall call @therapist-offical

Although I am not sure how this will work with an anonymous person.

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[7-eleven-offical-evil]

THATS SUCH A COOL GIMMICK??? WELCOME IN !! :D

[murder-list-offical]

The last I checked I did not consider myself a "gimmick"

(ooc: WOW there's a evil version of 7 11? We must become moots! )

[7-eleven-offical-evil]

well

you are now :<

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[wormifyer-offical]

BWAH!! new offical!! worm says helloez to you :D

bwe-he-he!! this wormer has wormer'd your post!

[murder-list-offical]

Greetings.

I don't think so.

My post has to be worm free.

Why does nobody respect allergies anymore?

Are you trying to kill a Piece of Paper?

Shame.

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[7-eleven-offical]

LOOK GUYS ITS ANOTHER NEW OFFICAL

[king-in-yellow-offical]

we quite enjoy those here...

[7-eleven-offical]

HELLO?????????????

[murder-list-offical]

Good day to both of you.

You will end up on me(TheList) sooner or later.

But when is indeed not my choice.

Pity.

[7-eleven-offical]

D:

this shit is messed up

[murder-list-offical]

i mistook your "D:" which is a expression of unhappiness and confusion/concern for a ":D" which is a expression of happiness and content.

The human "emoticon" way of communicating is peculiar.

[7-eleven-offical]

i think this ones prolly more clear. here ya go murder-list :]

[moon-alien-offical]

Zeep zorp zep.

[7-eleven-offical]

for real

[madhya-pradesh-official]

Welcome.

[7-eleven-offical]

WHY ARE SO MANY OFFICALS (specifically ones i dont know for some reason???) HERE TO SAY HI???????

theyre finding me..

[daddy-pig-offical]

oink. hello... 7-eleven...

oink.

[7-eleven-offical]

????????

[wolfdog-offical]

I'll chime in too why not, hello!!! hi!!! :3

[murder-list-offical]

quite a few of you have accumulated in this post.

I take it as all of you are here to power my machine, right.

[werewolf-the-wise]

well now THAT'S sorta ominous, buddy depending what kinda machine I can give it a go though

[murder-list-offical]

It is indeed meant to be ominous.

It was also meant to be something you refer to as a "joke".

Your reaction was not the expected one. I recommend therapy.

[evilpineapple-offical]

I recommend therapy is crazy…

[murder-list-offical]

You're welcome.

(ooc: I think that one was a good one. On this blog I write anything that comes to my mind. Turns out I'm good at roleplaying as a sentient list)

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[7-eleven-offical-evil]

THATS SUCH A COOL GIMMICK??? WELCOME IN !! :D

[murder-list-offical]

The last I checked I did not consider myself a "gimmick"

(ooc: WOW there's a evil version of 7 11? We must become moots! )

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[7-eleven-offical]

LOOK GUYS ITS ANOTHER NEW OFFICAL

[king-in-yellow-offical]

we quite enjoy those here...

[7-eleven-offical]

HELLO?????????????

[murder-list-offical]

Good day to both of you.

You will end up on me(TheList) sooner or later.

But when is indeed not my choice.

Pity.

[7-eleven-offical]

D:

this shit is messed up

[murder-list-offical]

i mistook your "D:" which is a expression of unhappiness and confusion/concern for a ":D" which is a expression of happiness and content.

The human "emoticon" way of communicating is peculiar.

[7-eleven-offical]

i think this ones prolly more clear. here ya go murder-list :]

[moon-alien-offical]

Zeep zorp zep.

[7-eleven-offical]

for real

[madhya-pradesh-official]

Welcome.

[7-eleven-offical]

WHY ARE SO MANY OFFICALS (specifically ones i dont know for some reason???) HERE TO SAY HI???????

theyre finding me..

[daddy-pig-offical]

oink. hello... 7-eleven...

oink.

[7-eleven-offical]

????????

[wolfdog-offical]

I'll chime in too why not, hello!!! hi!!! :3

[murder-list-offical]

quite a few of you have accumulated in this post.

I take it as all of you are here to power my machine, right.

[evil-hospital-offical]

hey, this looks cool

whaddya mean by machine?

[murder-list-offical]

(Un)fortunately there is no machine.

I simply wanted to see for myself is it true that tumblr "users" have no sense of self preservation.

The rumours are indeed true.

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[7-eleven-offical]

LOOK GUYS ITS ANOTHER NEW OFFICAL

[king-in-yellow-offical]

we quite enjoy those here...

[7-eleven-offical]

HELLO?????????????

[murder-list-offical]

Good day to both of you.

You will end up on me(TheList) sooner or later.

But when is indeed not my choice.

Pity.

[7-eleven-offical]

D:

this shit is messed up

[murder-list-offical]

i mistook your "D:" which is a expression of unhappiness and confusion/concern for a ":D" which is a expression of happiness and content.

The human "emoticon" way of communicating is peculiar.

[7-eleven-offical]

i think this ones prolly more clear. here ya go murder-list :]

[moon-alien-offical]

Zeep zorp zep.

[7-eleven-offical]

for real

[madhya-pradesh-official]

Welcome.

[7-eleven-offical]

WHY ARE SO MANY OFFICALS (specifically ones i dont know for some reason???) HERE TO SAY HI???????

theyre finding me..

[daddy-pig-offical]

oink. hello... 7-eleven...

oink.

[7-eleven-offical]

????????

[wolfdog-offical]

I'll chime in too why not, hello!!! hi!!! :3

[murder-list-offical]

quite a few of you have accumulated in this post.

I take it as all of you are here to power my machine, right.

[werewolf-the-wise]

well now THAT'S sorta ominous, buddy depending what kinda machine I can give it a go though

[murder-list-offical]

It is indeed meant to be ominous.

It was also meant to be something you refer to as a "joke".

Your reaction was not the expected one. I recommend therapy.

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[7-eleven-offical]

LOOK GUYS ITS ANOTHER NEW OFFICAL

[king-in-yellow-offical]

we quite enjoy those here...

[7-eleven-offical]

HELLO?????????????

[murder-list-offical]

Good day to both of you.

You will end up on me(TheList) sooner or later.

But when is indeed not my choice.

Pity.

[7-eleven-offical]

D:

this shit is messed up

[murder-list-offical]

i mistook your "D:" which is a expression of unhappiness and confusion/concern for a ":D" which is a expression of happiness and content.

The human "emoticon" way of communicating is peculiar.

[7-eleven-offical]

i think this ones prolly more clear. here ya go murder-list :]

[moon-alien-offical]

Zeep zorp zep.

[7-eleven-offical]

for real

[madhya-pradesh-official]

Welcome.

[7-eleven-offical]

WHY ARE SO MANY OFFICALS (specifically ones i dont know for some reason???) HERE TO SAY HI???????

theyre finding me..

[daddy-pig-offical]

oink. hello... 7-eleven...

oink.

[7-eleven-offical]

????????

[wolfdog-offical]

I'll chime in too why not, hello!!! hi!!! :3

[murder-list-offical]

quite a few of you have accumulated in this post.

I take it as all of you are here to power my machine, right.

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[bad-ideas-offical]

I wrote you. You are mine

[murder-list-offical]

First of all: why?

Secondly I, The List stopped being anyone's property when I gained consciousness.

You as humanity are (mostly) past the period of slavery and ownership of sentient beings.

[bad-ideas-offical]

1. You were supposed to be a list for my enemies. Never a murder list. Unfortunately, certain things happened to spiral out of my control.

2. As for your consciousness, you can blame @no-one-offical for that. One of his experiments went wrong, and I was in the vicinity.

[murder-list-offical]

Now I am scared of you way more than I'm scared of myself. (I suggest you read this)

And why did a walking Odysseus joke have to partake in the creation of me? @no-one-offical explain yourself if you may.

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[bad-ideas-offical]

I wrote you. You are mine

[murder-list-offical]

First of all: why?

Secondly I, The List stopped being anyone's property when I gained consciousness.

You as humanity are (mostly) past the period of slavery and ownership of sentient beings.

[murder-list-offical]

is it

someone dies -> you have their name written

or

you have someones name written -> they die

cause if it’s 2. then… >:3

I personally do not have the knowledge of that.

I know however that a name that is written down can be of a person who is murdered in the past, present or future.

One thing that I need to point out is people that are "murdered" appear in me. NOT people that are "dead".

A person can be both "dead" and "murdered"

Essentially if a male human named Donald dies he does not appear. But if Donald's name appears in me it means he has or will be murdered.

My hopes cary the wish that your question has been answered.

[chill-lesbian2013]

..is this Donald actually on the list by any chance?

And do you have the full name?

[murder-list-offical]

Well, there are countless Donald's on me.

I am allowed to say that the one I meant indeed has a last name.

I cannot confirm nor deny whether a certain Donald is on me.

[murder-list-offical]

is it

someone dies -> you have their name written

or

you have someones name written -> they die

cause if it’s 2. then… >:3

I personally do not have the knowledge of that.

I know however that a name that is written down can be of a person who is murdered in the past, present or future.

One thing that I need to point out is people that are "murdered" appear in me. NOT people that are "dead".

A person can be both "dead" and "murdered"

Essentially if a male human named Donald dies he does not appear. But if Donald's name appears in me it means he has or will be murdered.

My hopes cary the wish that your question has been answered.

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[7-eleven-offical]

LOOK GUYS ITS ANOTHER NEW OFFICAL

[king-in-yellow-offical]

we quite enjoy those here...

[7-eleven-offical]

HELLO?????????????

[murder-list-offical]

Good day to both of you.

You will end up on me(TheList) sooner or later.

But when is indeed not my choice.

Pity.

[7-eleven-offical]

D:

this shit is messed up

[murder-list-offical]

i mistook your "D:" which is a expression of unhappiness and confusion/concern for a ":D" which is a expression of happiness and content.

The human "emoticon" way of communicating is peculiar.

[7-eleven-offical]

i think this ones prolly more clear. here ya go murder-list :]

[murder-list-offical]

this likely representative of the male gender, has been added to Me.

"this shit is messed up" a previous quote of yours. I have a feeling that is your life story.