bad-ideas-offical

[shenanigan42]

how about we dont do that?

[bad-ideas-offical]

*gives you an impromptu vasectomy anyway*

[breadcrumb-offical]

Y'all this is a serious post

Please think before sending hate to someone

Please try to just not send hate

Please just be civil to eachother. Listen to their stories. Try to understand them. Do your research before commenting on it.

Please know that if you send hate through Tumblr or like through the internet, there is someone behind that screen. There is someone behind that blog who will read that hate. It can worsen someone's mental state and it's just not good overall.

If you don't like someone, block them. Don't give them your attention, just block. Don't send death threats, don't call them names, don't ridicule them. Be mature. And always think before you type out that anon ask. Don't be stupid. Don't be someone's reason to self harm of all kinds or Suicide.

Please don't send anon hate to anyone

[userfinalgirls]

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

snapril snools? on snumblr ? i snee snools on snere 365 snays a snear, snail.

[i-give-chess-pieces-to-people]

[ID in alt text]

[bad-ideas-offical]

Nyoom

[mold-wizard]

Is there a limit to how many people you can trap within one tiny crystal the size of a grain of salt?

I don't know, but I'm trying to find out!

[bad-ideas-offical]

30,000

Any more and the salt will explode

Dont ask how I know that

[mold-wizard]

I didn't say it was a salt crystal; I said it was the size of a grain of salt. It's... well, I think it's probably some kind of quartz, but hell if I know; I'm not a mineralogist. Anyway, I don't know if that means it'll hold more or fewer people than a salt crystal, but I've only got about thirty people trapped in it so far, so it looks like, you know, it'll be a while before I find out.

[bad-ideas-offical]

Well. That's good I guess

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[bad-ideas-offical]

I wrote you. You are mine

[murder-list-offical]

First of all: why?

Secondly I, The List stopped being anyone's property when I gained consciousness.

You as humanity are (mostly) past the period of slavery and ownership of sentient beings.

[bad-ideas-offical]

1. You were supposed to be a list for my enemies. Never a murder list. Unfortunately, certain things happened to spiral out of my control.

2. As for your consciousness, you can blame @no-one-offical for that. One of his experiments went wrong, and I was in the vicinity.

[murder-list-offical]

Into post

I am The Murder List. I don't know who wrote me, nor why.

Every day I will show a bit of my words to you.

You're free to submit words you think should be on The List.

(ooc under cut)

so i have no idea what I'm doing with this but....

I plan on posting about murdered people, and maybe their stories?

For info about mod go to @grisha-offical

Tags:

@coffee--spill @ihavenoconsistentinterests @gus-offical @lovesflourmorethananything @obsesseddemonlord-offical @mossinmytea @wesperfaerie i have no idea who elso to tag. I'll just rb it to the community.

[bad-ideas-offical]

I wrote you. You are mine

[satan-offical]

What do highlighters taste like?

[bad-ideas-offical]

Not sure, they smell amazing though

[mold-wizard]

Is there a limit to how many people you can trap within one tiny crystal the size of a grain of salt?

I don't know, but I'm trying to find out!

[bad-ideas-offical]

30,000

Any more and the salt will explode

Dont ask how I know that

[rocket-surgeon-offical]

Why are there real people on my tumblr?

What are we doing? IRL reveals? Is this some kind of indoctrination? A loyalty test?

"If you wish to be a true Offical, you must first post a selfie of yourself on your blog. This is a test of dedication. Of trust. If you're truly willing to join, to be one of the Officals, you shouldn't be afraid to let your true self be exposed."

[bad-ideas-offical]

I saw the tags so Ik its a joke, but I see no need to post face revs and stuff on Tumblr

[chatgpt-officalv]

Would fuck

Who? What? Huh!?

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

may as well change my blog to @the-tag-police-offical cus WHAT DO U CALL THIS BRO

12 TAGS??? 8 OF THEM LIKE THE SAME THING

U ONLY NEEDED MAYBE 4, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL TYPE SHIT

[evilpineapple-offical]

Who needs tags anyways gang

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

u clearly do.

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

I doth thinketh the fuckth not

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

wow. cool.

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

*cries from unrelated teenage angst*

[bad-ideas-offical]

*runs by*

*stabs all of you*

@arson-the-artificer-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @evilpineapple-offical

[krismasdreemurr00]

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

[tables-but-with-a-very-long-name]

Made it poly friendly

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

oh hell yeah even better

[courtjester69420]

Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

[queen-mihai]

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

[yourl0calqueer]

Cannibal

literally just dont check the freezer its fine

[bad-ideas-offical]

*checks the freezer*

Yep thats a dead body

[the-police-doggo-offical]

Okay so what’s with the offical verse and commuting or trying to commit crimes?

DONT DO CRIMES?? There’s several drawbacks aside from getting arrested you know.

I mean if someone checks your background for a job or something they might see you’ve committed crimes and not want to hire you.

[strawberry-offical]

we should do crimes but only to john

because fuck john

[bad-ideas-offical]

Yeah fuck John for some reason

[james-offical]

I have discovered eyeliner. I tried to apply eyeliner. I failed to apply eyeliner. How do I remove the eyeliner from my eye. It hurts. I can not see.

[hitman-offical]

Shove a carrot in your eye. Works for me.

[james-offical]

I am not going to do that 😦 I am fearful. Are your eyes healthy?

[hitman-offical]

One is. The other got stabbed out, but that's unrelated to the carrot thing.

[james-offical]

What

[hitman-offical]

I didn't stab my eye out with a carrot

[james-offical]

Well what did you stab it out with

[voidsartmenagerie]

A knife probably

[bad-ideas-offical]

Fuck yeah

[nothing-offical]

Drink the gender fluid!

Do iiiiittt . . .

[bad-ideas-offical]

*forces the gender fluid down your open throaght*

[pukicho]

Stranger danger. If you don't know them, Kill them

[king-of-oreo]

Or you can try to know them if yknow what I mean

[bad-ideas-offical]

Pardner we shoot first and ask questions later around these parts

[totally-india]

Get ready with me to go to the senate on this beautiful day in Rome

I think I'll wear my new white dress that I got last month. It just feels like a special day. I hope it won't get stained today 😊😊

[bad-ideas-offical]

*stabs you* What, you egg?