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Ria | 20 | they/them | and a svt stan

[spader7]

🙏 Papa Emeritus IV 🙏

[dropovers]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

teens gathering at the lake edge acting casual pretending to not be shoplifting water. we can see your buckets

[luxlightly]

The pensive (😔) emoji encompasses such a wide range of emotions, but decidedly not included in that is 'pensive'.

[fumadoresdememes]

[teaboot]

Is he aware that we physically fucking can’t

[sonicrainbooms]

? physically cant what?

[starswallowingsea]

Bend our ankles like that

[sonicrainbooms]

Like what???

[starswallowingsea]

At steep angles! Bones fuse and prevent that if you don’t do it regularly as a kid. It’s the same reason we don’t climb trees like monkeys, whose ankles don’t have the same restrictions we do

Human ankles don’t normally work like that!

[waral]

Iirc someone did an anatomical study and people of slavic descent have shallower hip sockets that allow that movement more easily as well.

[starswallowingsea]

Yes! This was something we talked about in my physical anthropology class, that like, some people physically cannot slav squat just because of their bones and skeletal structure.

[headspace-hotel]

Look until this post started going around I had no idea some people couldn’t do this???

[sensicalabsurdities]

Reblog and tag with whether you can slav squat or not.

[buxina]

[alienpapacy]

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

[ebonykain]

So for people who don’t know, Seattle Aquarium has a breeding program to try and help save the endangered Pacific Giant Octopus.

They take wild octos every year and put them in a conjoined tank that is separated only by a plexi glass wall full of holes big enough for them to put arms through but small enough that their beaks can’t fit through. Each octopus is given food, healthcare, and enrichment, and the opportunity to get to know each other.

As Valentine’s Day approaches the marine biologists that specialize in octos make assessments of their interactions and judge if the two are compatible for mating or if they are still aggressive toward each other.

If the octopuses have been witnessed being friendly and seem interested, the gate is lifted and they have their day of romance.

But octopuses engage in cannibalism in the wild and any smaller octopus is wary of getting eastern by a larger one… So yeah, if they haven’t been friendly the possibility of cannibalism is very high. And as a program designed to help save the species they aren’t going to risk it. So the octopuses are released (not together) back into the wild and the Aquarium sets about finding a new pair to play match-maker with.

As someone who walked by this aquarium to work for almost a decade, I can attest to how huge a Thing this is around here. We’re always sad when the octopus sex show gets cancelled.

[iamthelowercase]

Thank you for the explanation of the conservation program.

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

small gay sports baby

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

[johannas-motivational-insults]

Okay but the funniest part is this has happened multiple times. There are three instances of former Canadian and American national team players who have gotten married:

-Caroline Ouellette and Julie Chu (both former captains)

-Gillian Apps (former alternate captain) and Meghan Duggan (former captain)

-Jayna Hefford (former alternate captain) and Kathleen Kauth

Seriously it’s like tradition at this point. I’m sure there’s a betting pool on who’s going to get married next. God I love the rival lesbian jocks trope.

[blazingspirit]

In case y’all didn’t click that link I need to make sure you see the headline.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

“How many lesbian ice hockey rival weddings can there be? As many as possible we hope.”

[xiaq]

ya’ll better be respecting trans folks or your pronouns are gonna be was/were

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

new threat, just dropped

[guerrillatech]

[archadianskies]

This is the hill i’ve chosen to die on.

[archadianskies]

Thanks @shir0ch4n

[left-reminders]

[volaee]

I feel like he resigned so the story that broke about him stealing tips was entirely buried. Same day. 2/2/2020

Amazon ordered to pay $61.7m fine for withholding drivers’ tips

The company has agreed not to change driver wages without first gaining their informed consent

[paganinpurple]

Please keep in mind that he resigned as CEO, but is becoming the Chief Executive to the Board instead. 

So now he’s the CEO’s boss with all the power and none of the public spotlight

[starejock]

Date a boy with skin! 💕

[cvberitual]

[cute-animals-only]

[meme-xx]

Moon (Feb. 13, 2021)

[sad--little--daisy]

[lovecoreheartcore]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars