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Melissa/22/DC Psych-Taylor Swift-Parks and Rec-Wonder Woman-Random Shit Basically

[dyke-fruit]

villanelle’s dyke ass outfit

[the-anxious-aspie]

[sugarmint-dreams]

missing those city nights…

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HD on my instagram

my shop

[foxantoine]

me about my will to live

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE A SLUT WHEN QUARANTINE ENDS

[peqchykeen]

How dare you hide this in the tags

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[lafavoritaedios]

my brain can do this kind of stuff but ask me what i did yesterday and my mind is blank

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

lmao crabs…. they just go snip

[hotvampireadjacent]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

thats his decision and i respect it

[myothertardisisonthemun]

the ocean is amazing

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

[filmsoundtracks-moved]

[swsequelsalt]

[adumbdryer]

[felinetay]

i really can’t imagine what it must be like to be taylor’s ex. she comes to your 26th circus themed birthday party dressed as a tiger and you’re dressed up as a trapeze artist because the costume is cute and let’s be real, you’re the star of this party and no one steals a show like a graceful, daring trapeze artist braving the treacherous tightrope while thousands watch. so it’s a great birthday party, a great night, a great relationship, until it isn’t, and taylor releases the lead single from her 4th album, we are never ever getting back together and, now, on the RED tour, taylor turns her closing performance of her arena tour into a massive circus-themed number and she’s dressed as the fucking ringmaster while she sings about how you’re pretty much an asshole and exhaustingly annoying for thinking you could ever get back together, and this circus themed party performance may seem confusingly random to audiences but you know it’s her special way of personally saying “fuck you” to you on a massive production budget, therefore ruining circuses for you forever, along with every nice memory you had of that birthday party and probably your entire 26th year of life. in conclusion, no one is more deliciously petty than taylor swift, no one, not a single soul

[goldenageofsomethingblue-deacti]

It just occurred to me that she was “walking a tightrope” during Treacherous on the Red tour. 👀

[goldenageofsomethingblue-deacti]

THIS PERFORMANCE WAS A WONDERLAND-THEMED CIRCUS / CIRCUS-THEMED WONDERLAND 🙈

[missmitchieg]

And a circus ain’t a love story, and now we’re both sorry :)

[thisistheglamorous-deactivated2]

[antique-scarecrow]

this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

Me tryna express my feelings:

I feel like....but like....it’s like....so like....idk like....it’s like....not like....but like....ok

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[anyawen]

The teenager was asked to write a short scene or draw a short comic using a comedic trope from a list on a handout in their HS American Lit class. They chose to do the comic …

[brightlightsneverblindme]

I’m jealous of Taylor Swift because she knows what Taylor Swift is up to.

[morerevenge]

Villanelle calling Eve her Ex when they havent even kiss its such a chaotic gay energy