Swooping is bad.

[cutetanuki-chan]

I have unfinished griddlehark

and also this one 

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[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

One of my favorite genres of post

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

[vanilla-kitty]

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS

Verdict: DENIED

[kalichnikov]

They were cooking with this interpretation actually

[aflo]

the dmv said fuck out of here with that weeb shit

[kazraza]

i fucking love buzzfeed unsolved

[felinec0re]

[altieracunningham-archived-deac]

[myrini]

The Voice of Reason

Josephine Montilyet x Solas | Romance, Pre-Relationship | General | 1293 words

For @thevikingwoman, who requested a Solas x Josephine piece based off of this wonderful Josephine piece by @jubberry. Also for @dadrunkwriting. 

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She has fallen asleep at her desk again. 

Solas hovers by the door and stares across her office. Josephine’s arms are crossed across her desk, her head lolling against them. Her eyes are closed, and she breathes steadily, a single lock of hair fluttering across her face, moved by her breath. Her candles have dwindled down to stubs and only embers remain in the hearth. 

He sighs, shaking his head. Since the Inquisition took up residence in Skyhold, Josephine’s fatigue has chased her with each passing day. She has never complained, never even said a word, but the dark circles beneath her eyes and her uncharacteristic sluggishness with words have been unmistakable. She is wearing herself thin—only her stubborn graciousness will never allow her to admit it. 

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[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

“hey bro” “yeah bro?” “i wanna live in ur socks” “hahah, why bro?” “so i can be with you every step of the way” “…oh m y god… bro :’)”

[ladyalouette]

Elena Fisher

[strawberrymishka]

“someone’s gonna need to be taken to the hospital”

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

[theycallmedanismiles]

DISGUSTANG

[chlmera]

oh my god?

[adistraughtthought]

[ask-the-speaker]

[spockasmr]

[le-dreadmau5]

Ok so Dallas, Texas now has a Trans Pride Mural dedicated to Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera and I’m living for it

[catchymemes]

[lovedripdrop]

Wild

[fueledbysatan-deactivated201904]

i wanted this to never end

[avvocarlo]

me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time

[down-with-capitalism]

Zelda sweetie, you’ve hardly touched your Doritos. What’s got you so butthurt?

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[jaywasablindpirate]

LOOK AT THE LITTLE DUDE