trashland

the land of the trash

[hgedits]

We can take you anywhere you want to go. How about New Mexico? Isn't that where you're going? To visit Carol Sturka? We could get you there by nightfall. We can even transport your car. We know how much it means to you.

[thememedaddy]

[exuberantocean]

Nothing like going to bed. Yay I get blanket time!

[exuberantocean]

Nothing sadder than wake up time. What do you mean I need to leave the kingdom of warms?

[important-cat-pics]

[footlongdingledong]

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

[queerspacepunk]

"came back wrong" but it's from a nap

[becuzitisbitter]

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

[ladyananas]

2 sentence horror story

[pansyfemme]

being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

[drops-of-universe]

they should invent a me that feels motivated to do things

[bramble-berries]

the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

[captain-cargoshorts]

do you get upset when a field isn't ready for harvest at all times? your seeds are doing mysterious things in the dirt. but you have to leave them hidden in the dirt or they won't grow

[titsay]

[roarodi]

🫢 okie

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[striders]

get sniffed

[hansoeii]

crowley!

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

friend: i heard you got super glue on your fingers, are you okay?

me: 👌