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Hot take: All men think THEY are the real slim shady.

But they’re not. They’re just imitating the actual real slim shady. And they can probably sit down.

#I say this bc I recently had a conversation w a man and im about done #slim shady #eminem #hot take #shitposting #shitpost #kskfk #funny post #the real slim shady #disclaimer:#if you don’t think you’re the real slim shady then this doesnt apply

sunny-therapy

thegoodvybe

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

romiiarts

i will love you forever

samo-lyuba

Regulus + Stars = My favourite conception

murpy-kskfk

If anyones looking for their house to be haunted, my business hours are 2am-4am, promise I'll be really active during these unconventional times of night.

#evolution didn't want me to thrive in a capitalist society #offer still stands #funny post #shit post

falafels

poor riko. growing up totally isolated from ichirou meant he never learned that the correct response to your brother saying “come here” is “no you’re gonna hit me”. and that’s how he got shot

#too funny #deserved a second repost #aftg #riko moriyama

murpy-kskfk

So emotionally repressed I kinda wish my parents would give me something to cry abt :/

murpy-kskfk

I forget I post these things and then I get to scroll through my profile and have a laugh. But no yea I do still wish that

#kskfk #shitpost

I've just found something in my notes app from the other night that I have little to no recollection of writing.

"I live in Laniakea; you cunt"

had to look it up. Laniakea means immeasurable heaven... you cunt.

#I must have some notions about myself #wtf #kskfk #Like I remembered that I wrote something and I went looking for it #and this is what I found #is this... aura?#oh for sure #goat aura #shitposting #funny post #humor #shitpost

I love Summer fan-fic time sososo much,

I haven’t read any in ages because Im tryna get a motherfuckin degree but IT’S JEGULUS TIME BITCHES

#Jegulus #james potter #regulus black #only the brave #only the brave regulus #my fic of choice #marauders #maraders era #kskfk

You take a break from a fandom for all of five minutes, and all of a sudden you have to find out what the hell Hornkus binglefuck is

#the marauders #marauders #hornkus binglefuck #barty crouch jr #from my limited research I hear they are affiliated #the marauders fandom

Is this the summer I finally finish Crimson Rivers?? Is that even wise of me??

#marauders era #marauders fanfiction #crimson rivers #crivers #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #the marauders #third time lucky i guess??#kskfk #not that i don’t like it I just have no attention span

prettyboyneil

I know it’s been said but pipe dream is such a crazy thing to call someone Andrew really said you are an unobtainable fantasy that I foolishly desire and it went right over Neil’s head

#i understand why he had enough and just told neil he would blow him #^^ thats funny

hamrikaa

mi11ieh

Been into black and white drawings lately so I thought I’d draw Andrew 🚬

thememedaddy

Trying to discreetly switch tabs when someone walks behind my laptop; but none of them are safe so I slam the lid shut and jump out the window

#kskfk #shitpost #can't trust none of these bitches #silly post #funny post

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