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jmart meets before the institute au. meet cute? childhood friends? NO!!! uni era where jon keeps on running into martin Fucking Everywhere because martin is busy working in as many odd jobs as possible. jon is haunted but not by any ghost or anything its just martin fucking blackwood with his infinite jobs. everywhere the light touches is where martin blackwood is working some shitty minimum wage job

oatmealdoodles

generational trauma but make it gay

simoondraws

Love language

araneapeixes

I keep forgetting to post this!! My full piece for the Colours of the Gate zine :)) There are some familiar faces in the background, and also some OC cameos lol. This is also available as a print on my inprnt!!

mistandshcdow

a beardsley-wilson forehead smush can be something so personal

nealashitposts

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

janedrewfinally

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

isuggestkillingyourself

tactfulsaboteur

psybomb

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

askmrtorgue

LIST OF PROBLEMS THAT CANNOT BE SOLVED BY PUNCHING

ARM TIRED FROM TOO MUCH PUNCHING

CERTAIN SUDOKU PUZZLES

END OF LIST

gleneth-paltrow-deactivated2018

PROBLEM ONE CAN BE SOLVED BY USING YOUR OTHER ARM?

askmrtorgue

WE ARE IN A BRAVE NEW FRONTIER

jellyfishforest135

Activated them like sleeper agents

adventures-in-instant-ramen

simplyjustfucked

counterpick-me-irl

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

sharkfiinn

content warning !!! seizure

i really really really love the idea of eridians hearing absolutely everything in a human body and being able to predict an episode of something, similarly to how medical alert service dogs can

goodieprocter

I was so taken by the image of 20-30 pebbles activating in unison that I had to draw it immediately

(Featuring Etch, Variolite, Prism, Cheeto, Dandelion, Citrus, and Cantaloupe, by @t3ch-wizard, @ghost-crows, @sharkfiinn, @problematiccheeto, @nacho-business1, @moth-in-a-mason-jar, and @leafnyx respectively (and Kelly, but she’s mine))

#tw seizure #cw seizure #seizure #project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky the eridian #eridians #eridian ocs

thefoulest

simon would sleep like a victorian child i feel like

cowardsexual

rogy :]

mortalityplays

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big