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The 2018 All Star Game Dunk Contest, Was The Worst And Most Boring Ever!

The 2018 All Star Game Dunk Contest, Was The Worst And Most Boring Ever!

Could the 2018 All Star Game dunk contest be any more boring?

2018 All Star Game dunk contest was nothing but a bunch of weak ass dunks, that were just copied from previous dunkers like Larry Nance and Vince Carter. I understand this approach was cool in the previous dunk contests, but now it’s just played out. Back in the day, when Michael Jordan jumped from the free throw line, and that dunk…

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Kanye West Takes Aggression Out On Senior Citizens At Local YMCA!

Kanye West Takes Aggression Out On Senior Citizens At Local YMCA!

Kanye West can’t hang with athletes so he goes to the Y to destroy senior citizens…

Kanye West has a lot of built up stress from getting followed by paparazzi each and every day. In order to relieve some stress, he decided that going to the gym would be very therapeutic. He also said that just doing any old workout would not be good enough for him, he needs to feel like the man, and he needs to…

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Vlad Yudin Has Heart Attack When He Finds Out Bodybuilders Are On Steroids!

Vlad Yudin Has Heart Attack When He Finds Out Bodybuilders Are On Steroids!

Vlad Yudin, the producer of Generation Iron almost died after a heart attack last week…

Vlad Yudin has shot and produced Generation Iron, and Generation Iron 2 in the last few years. We definitely love the moves Vlad Yudin has created and are big fans of it. Even though we did a review on Generation Iron 2that was not so hot. That said, it was brought to our attention that Vlad Yudin had no clue…

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Trae Young Signs $300M Deal With Rogaine To Be A Hair Model, Unbelievable...

Trae Young Signs $300M Deal With Rogaine To Be A Hair Model, Unbelievable…

It’s no secret that Trae Young has a weird ass haircut.

Trae Young has weird hair, and one can’t help it but think, that this dude is just plain and simple going bald. It’s a shame that he is going bald at such a young age, but also, it’s kind of stupid for him to have that weird ass haircut trying to cover it up. He might be the first college basketball player in history that has a comb over as…

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Bodybuilding Tips From Scientific Research Are Finally Exposed! You Have To Read This!

Bodybuilding Tips From Scientific Research Are Finally Exposed! You Have To Read This!

Bodybuilding tips are usually given by steroid infested bodybuilders. Today, we let science tell you what works!

Bodybuilding tips are all over the internet. Bodybuilding tips are all over magazines, and bodybuilding tips are all over Youtube. More and more people are starting to work out, but they are simply mislead by bad information and simply bodybuilding tips are just wrong, and are just…

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Lamelo Ball Comes From A Family Of Retards, And Is A Retard Himself!

Lamelo Ball Comes From A Family Of Retards, And Is A Retard Himself!

Lamelo Ball hails from a family of retarded individuals and it’s only getting worse…

Lamelo Ball is very well known for having a retarded dad (Lavar Ball) who doesn’t know how to shut up. That is common knowledge by know. Lamelo Ball’s dad thinks he can beat Michael Jordan 1 on 1, so you know he’s just as dumber than the average Trump voter. See the video below…

Now that we are clear that his dad…

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Is Tanning Bad For You? Surprising Scientific Answers From Experts!

Is Tanning Bad For You? Surprising Scientific Answers From Experts!

So is tanning bad for you? Take a wild guess!

Hell NO bro, tanning is not bad for you! How can being jacked and tanned be bad for you? Don’t you think every girl in the world looks better with a nice tan? So how is tanning supposed to be bad for you? Tanning is the best thing that has ever happened to humanity. The more tanned you are, the hotter chicks you can get! That is a fact, just ask Pauly…

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Colin Kaepernick Gets A Job Flipping Burgers At McDonalds. Guess His Salary?

Colin Kaepernick Gets A Job Flipping Burgers At McDonalds. Guess His Salary?

Colin Kaepernick is not out of a job like everyone thinks! He was spotted in Iowa flipping burgers at a local McDonald’s.

Colin Kaepernick has been spotted flipping burgers and working at a McDonald’s drive-thru last week in Iowa. This was right in the heart of Trump country, where every single customer he serves is a dusty white Trump voter. Why did Colin Kaepernick do this? Well for starters,…

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Gracyanne Barbosa Is A Broke Stripper That Bangs For Money!

Gracyanne Barbosa Is A Broke Stripper That Bangs For Money!

Gracyanne Barbosa was caught banging for money so she could get a fake ass…

Gracyanne Barbosa was just a normal girl living in a, who knows which fucking country, and had dreams of becoming a lawyer. How cute is that? Well, Gracyanne Barbosa soon ran into “financial troubles” and had to drop out of school. I would have to assume that those financial troubles were just her spending all of her…

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Phil Heath Wins First Place In Masterbation Marathon at Arnold Classic 2018!

Yes it’s true folks! Phil Heath won the masterbation competition at the Arnold Classic 2018!

Phil Heath came to the Arnold Classic hoping to win the bodybuilding contest, but got distracted immediately when he found out that there was a masterbation competition going on as well. Knowing that he is an absolute pro, Phil Heath grabbed his magnifying glass and tweezers, and headed over to the Arnold…

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Sergi Constance Is Nothing But A Steroid Infested Insecure Loser! This Is Why?

Sergi Constance is lying to all of his fans and selling garbage workouts…

Sergi Constance is a “natural” male fitness model and also a men’s physique competitor. Sergi is also an avid and regular steroid user. Sergi Constance makes Rich Piana look like an amateur with the amount of steroids he takes. He also likes to tell his fans that he is all natural, and then sell them some bullshit 90 day…

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Red Meat Is Bad For You, Right? Surprising Facts You Should Know

Why does everyone think that red meat is bad for you?

Red meat is bad for you if you eat crapy meat, just like anything else. Grass fed meat is something that has not been studied at all, and it’s relation to cancer. That said, thinking that “any” red meat is bad for you, is simply stupid. When you eat crap chicken, full of steroids and preservatives, and other processed food, you are eating…

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Phil Heath Has A Mental Condition That Will Cause Him Death One Day!

Phil Heath is the current Mr. Olympia, but what are the reasons for that?

Phil Heath has some serious mental issues if you take a closer look. Before we get into that, we can talk about who Phil Heath is. Without giving you the entire life story of Phil Heath, there are just a couple things you should know that will help explain his mental issues. Phil Heath was a Division 1 basketball player in…

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Ahmad Ashkanani Is An Arnold Classic Midget That Wins Trophies!

Ahmad Ashkanani won the Arnold Classic 2017!

Ahmad Ashkanani is an instant celebrity after winning the Arnold Classic in 2017. Standing at 5ft 3 inches tall, he is officially the king of short man syndrome, also known as Napoleon Complex! Can you imagine being 5ft 3 inches driving around in a Lamborghini full of steroids? Well my friends, Ahmad Ashkanani can!

Ahmad Ashkanani is a little midget…

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Simeon Panda Steroids Debate Ends With Scientific Facts! There Is No Denying This!

Simeon Panda Steroids Debate Finally Ends!

Simeon Panda steroids debate was never really a debate in our eyes. It takes about 1.5 seconds to be able to tell that Simeon Panda is on steroids. Unfortunately in todays world, controversy gets more views on videos, and thats why the Simeon Panda steroidsdebate was started. The guy is obviously on steroids, and doing everything he can to get views on…

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Chest Workout That You Won't Believe! 200 lbs Dumbbells...

Chest Workout That You Won’t Believe! 200 lbs Dumbbells…

Chest workout that is not for the average lifter, thats for sure!

Chest workout tips are searched for on the regular basis by many people these days. People are looking for a chest workout that will get them big quickly, they don’t know where to start, or are just looking for different ways to hit different angles of the chest. That said, Kali Muscle gives you some chest workout tips, by showing…

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Is This Santa Clause A Natural Weight Lifter? Or Is Santa Hiding Something?

You Better Not Run, You Better Not Hide, Santa Clause Is Coming To The GYM!

I’ll tell you what. Big Bad Santa better hope there’s no random drug testing this holiday season. Because it’s more believable that Santa Claus is real than Big Bad Santa crushing 635 on the deadlift without any kind of supplements. This is the Santa Claus that we need though. This is the Santa that America deserves.…

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