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#wow i dont watch this show but i sHIP THIS A LOT #I WANT IT

suzumeth

#i love this a lot

sassymajesty

Commander Lexa having trouble keeping her stoic façade.

foreverpissangel

TIDUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

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#lmao

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In the language of tumblr - Dear (easily offended) white tumblr

When black people say things like black girls are slaying, black excellence, beautiful black woman, beautiful black man, black boys are slaying.

This is not how you translate it - Blacks think blacks are better that whites

This is how you translate it - Blacks are appreciating blacks because no one else seems to want to.

Loving ourselves doesn’t immediately mean we hate you. We are trying to help each other, and those who have been brainwashed to actually believe we may not be as good as whites.

Look at it this way. My blog is pro black, in it are pictures of beautiful blacks, beautiful whites, beautiful asians, just plain beautiful people.

But do you know how rare it is to find a non black blog that posts pictures of black people. Maybe one in every hundred posts

We want the same attention you get and if you won’t give it to us we will give it to ourselves.

brittanias

tumblr + dinosaurs

In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run

Me: *minding my own business, looking for tortilla chips*

Me: *finds tortilla chips*

Dude 1 *to Dude 2*: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, MARK.

bopeep

*has never been in a fight in my life* listen. i will beat ur ass

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Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

bewbin

These are genius

bianca-the-huntress

I lost it at number 10

processintegrated

“the worst analogies” are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

beingfacetious

#you say ‘worst analogies’ i say ‘heirs of douglas adams’

machawicket

We read these aloud while slightly drunk in Ireland last summer, and it’s one of my favorite memories. I still can’t pick my favorite, as at lease five of these made me laugh so hard I cried.

#fav

fuckyeahqueenbeyonce

#/dies

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Rush Hour bloopers.

queen-of-quiet-queefs

This is the cutest thing.

jjnora

jackie chan is so innocent

the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language

but he’s a cutie patootie uwu

crystalmethalicious

A child was forced to lay with her dead counterparts and play dead. A five year old little girl had to lay with her lifeless, blood covered family and stop herself from breathing, blinking, moving to keep herself from getting shot. 10 people were shot, 9 were shot to death. People lost their family. Their friends. But this scum gets an excuse? He gets defense for his deplorable actions? He planned this for MONTHS. He shot down a church and said it was racially motivated. He said, “you rape our women. You’re taking over our country. You have to go.” His head was clear. This is not an insanity plea. He was not losing his mind. He planned it for a long time and voiced his opinions. He supported segregation. He openly hated black people. He is a raging racist. This was not caused by some pills. Pills do not make people racist. Pills don’t make people shoot multiple people in a church. Pills do not make you support segregation. Racism isn’t caused by anything but yourself. Get this shit out of my face. This is perpetuating racism. This is white privilege. This is nothing but wrong. Hundreds of black kids are gunned down for nothing but sagging their pants, and he gets off Scott free because it could be these stupid pills? PILLS?! PILLS DO NOT SHOOT INNOCENT PEOPLE. THIS RAGING RACIST DID. “Don’t blame the gun he picked up.” Yeah fucking blame him.