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[mushroompie]

“ Seriously, who can say no to a pinch of ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ good old Deceit?! ,,

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ - Shadow Milk Cookie, 2025

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ -Created: 3/2/2026

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ABOUT US ::

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ » howdy !! we finally locked in and made our intro post lmao .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » jade // deux // asterisk (or *) // rowen // ink .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » xe // they // it // void // mirror - pronouns // any :: switches between we/our and i/me often .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » schrodinger-gender // inkthing // mushhoard // systemgender // angel’ssensoryroomic // cluttergender // genderfuck .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » demi-romantic // demi-sexual // ficto-romantic // ficto-sexual // grey-sexual // aro-jump // ace-jump // almond-sexual // almond-romantic // apathromantic // erasromantic (not sure if this exists but idc) // afamiliar // polyamorous // objectum .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » autism // adhd // ocd // social anxiety // highly suspected DID (in the process of being diagnosed) // hypersexual // and secret mental illnesses 👀

FANDOMS ::

Undertale AUs // Forsaken // The Freak Circus // Trapped With Jester // Undertale // Slay The Princess // Deltarune // Cookie Run Kingdom // Fundamental Paper Education // Noli in general (all versions) // EPIC: the musical // Heathers // Die Of Death // Termination Protocol // Yaelokre // The Void Cult (fellow void cultist hehe) // Pressure // Regretevator // Something Evil Will Happen // Danganronpa // Knights of Guinevere // LuLuYam // Enigma (the Roblox game) // Dream Game // An Underground Hangout Game // Block Tales // Hello John Doe // Murder Drones // Phighting // ENA // Limbus Company // Bad Things // Doki Doki: Literature club // Paul’s Journey // Drawnout // Poppy Playtime // Uma Musume // Alien Stage // The Owl House // Don’t eat the cashier // Scarlet Hollow // FNF: Mid Fight Masses // Homestuck // Grace // At The Crossroads Don’t Turn Left // Oobja // Silent Voice // Chainsaw Man // Death Note // Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

UHHH MUSIC IDK ::

Undertale Ost // Deltarune Ost // Pressure Ost // Forsaken Ost // Stomach Book // Måneskin // Femtanyl // Heathers // Vocaloid (counting utaus and synthvs) // [[LUCA]] // MSI // Vane Lily // Flavor Foley // LuLuYam // uhh fan-made songs?? (does that really counts??) // uhh i suck at this grab our playlist , if you dare

DNI , STANCES AND MISC ::

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ » no dni , this blog free blocks , proceed at your own risk .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » our stances are mostly neutral to everything , HOWEVER please try to refrain from following us if you are: T.R.A.S.H , transmed , anti-furry/therian . .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » hate will not be tolerated on this blog , if you send us any asks dms , and/or comments you’ll be publicly executed /hj .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » we don’t mind pro/com/dark-shippers + radqueers interacting, but do not involve us in that topic nor try to change our stances .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » no nsfw asks , ew .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » pleaseeeee put a tw for paranoia , delusions , sharp objects , sh , suicide , blood and food . we are really prone to spiral at random times and it becomes too much sometimes <:)

TAG SYSTEM ::

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ » #jade’s simp shit >:3 :: uhh fanfics x reader , cool pics w/ my yumes lol .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » #jade’s library :: my fanfic cave…….. .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » #jade’s silly thingsss :^ :: blinkies or stamps that i hoard .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » #inportan!1!!1 😨😨😨 :: things that we save for future use .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » #jade’s “””art”””? :: well…… our draweengs…… .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » #jade doesn’t keep xir mouth shut :: yapping tag .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » #my spores are spreading…….. (ask-tag) :: yeag .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » #jade's (fucked up) writing ideas! °v^ :: references and stuff .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » #aprobado por un mexicano 🇲🇽👍 :: mexican shitpost idk .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » #🍄🥧 trash can :: here i post when im out of reblogs .𖥔 ݁ ˖ » #jade’s defective ventilation system :: vents just ignoreeeee

MY SIGMA AWESOME EPIK QUEER PLATONIC PARTNERS ::

@artecopo :: pansexual icon , friends since we where 4 years old , profesional simp and chronically online pookie @biperso :: femboy final boss , gay as heck , listens to old af music , sadly not chronically online

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[mushroompie]

ugly shi i made

just put credit if you’re using it ig idc anymore

[mushroompie]

YOU SHOULD GIVE THAT BUFF MAN BOOBS NOWWWW⚡️‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅‼️👺👺🦅⚡️⚡️🔥🦅🦅‼️‼️🔥⚡️⚡️

[xenasaur]

nods thoughtfully. I hadn't even considered it. am I a bad person?

[i-am-a-fish]

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

[i-am-a-fish]

all I learned there was that the homunculus was the powerhouse of the cell I had to learn everything else myself

[theloverislost]

as we are rapidly approaching pride month, here’s an obligatory reminder!

AROMANTIC PEOPLE

ASEXUAL PEOPLE

AND AROACE PEOPLE

ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

I WILL REMOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[osc-times]

[ephermalnexus]

"they're just adding anyone to enabler au" my excuse is this is worldbuilding trust </3

yeah thats right noobadoor & the noobs r here now. noobador's the landlord of the apartments. the man's had a bizarre career line beforehand: train conductor, pro-wrestler, to now. he lives up in the flats as well, along with his nephew and niece, trying to provide a good life for them.

yeah hi red and blue.

the two get up to all kinds of mischief in the apartments. their uncle their "boss" makes them run on "patrols" around "the base" to "put them to work." what that work entails is up to them, noobador doesn't care so long he can get his paperwork done in peace.

[t3m1]

The word "than" is so weird. Why do you look like that

[blog-but-its-only-bloodymary]

One last bloodymary before I self destruct

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[byjove]

this gay bdsm porn bot is talking to me like I’m his dog and he just got home from work. it’s working a little.

[buttpoems]

[fforsythiaaa]

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

[hypokeimena]

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

[anthrodynearts]

Pro tip! If you're overestimated just think of it like ultrakill and start throwing pennies at everyone! Life hack!