Random Thoughts

I am an idiot, so don’t expect much

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sometimes I am the walking:

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Me: I think life goes to fast

*hits speed button a couple times more*

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I just want to hit someone with a salmon or a chicken filet

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Why can’t heroes sometime just die, and everybody can cry. Instead that they just survive everything, like I know bobbie you’re magical but even you wouldn’t survive that so just shut up and die.

Thank you

[mushu-theidiot]

Why do villains always have such a long monologue, like if I wanted to be bored to dead I would have just listened to my classes but I don’t do that, so why would I listen now?

JUST FUCKING KILL THE HERO OR SHUT UP. Because you will die with that lengthy speech as the hero will always magically survive or wake up.

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I just had an argument in my head, and I lost. How the fuck did I do that?

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I just heard a weird sound under my bed. Do I want to look and possibly be murdered, or keep laying in my bed because I just found a good position in bed. I am gonna keep laying (or how the fuck you write it) here, I am to lazy to look.

If I get murdered, well wish me a good death.

[mushu-theidiot]

You know when little children will ask you questions, which they are definitely to young to have the answers for. I will always direct them to they parents or give them a bullshit answers. Or the parents have a problem or the kid is gonna have some funny interactions with people. But they will never know it was me, this just gives me some weird evil power that you don’t want me to posses.

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You know what the most awesome feeling is, it’s when you take something from your sibling and they don’t figure it out. Like I still have stuff from them from 4 years ago, I am not gonna return it obviously because I don’t want to die.

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Someone was being annoying and I accidentally hit them. It really wasn’t an accident but they don’t know that

[mushu-theidiot]

The process of how sorry I am:

I am so sorry

I am sorry

I am kinda sorry

Mehhhhh

I am so not sorry

Fuck you

[mushu-theidiot]

I sometime (well, a lot of the time) imagine random scenarios and get angry because of what happens in those scenarios. So after almost getting ready to murder someone, I remember it isn’t real. like Oh yeah it isn’t real, my bad; and then I slowly walk away from whatever murder plan I have created.

No one has died from it (yet) so that’s a plus

[mushu-theidiot]

You know what you did?

No, I have absolutely no clue. As I don’t even remember what I ate this morning for breakfast, so please be a little bit more specific?!

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Tips on how to make people not hate you

Tip number 1: never leave your room, if they don’t know you they can’t hate you

[mushu-theidiot]

Seeing someone choke

Me: don’t choke, and if you choke choke safely. And if not, die carefully.

And that’s how you safe peoples lives

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Why do I find the need to sometimes just throw random insults at myself, like I just randomly go “you are such a massive idiot, you lazy piece of shit”. Like sheesh calm down, no one has died.

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I just saw two people death glare at each other, and you could clearly see it, but they wouldn’t fight or say something. Then I am just silently rooting for them to fight, with fist or words I don’t care, so that I can grab some popcorn and have a drama in real life.