well well.. guess who’s back from saving china, i mean south korea!! it’s ya bicc boi aka big daddy mushu on the stage~ i figured i’ve been missing out on a lot so i decided to run a marathon on the first three episodes on the royal survival, seems like there’s a load of beautiful girls who are trying to make their dreams country.. hummmmm this is me when i first saw so jisub tryna put these girls down!! like are you serious you big balonga?? we get it that you’re some big kind of c e o but you ain’t tryna play the role of big daddy.. THAT’S MY ROLE!@#^%$^
see that big ol’ fat angry mean statue right here? that’s so jiseob.. jisub.. geez sub, whatever you say his goddamn name!! ffs
i’m the big dragon here! anyways let’s start.. with ma big opinions for a small lizard.. (don’t call me that!!) i’m a dragon.
ahn hyojin (elly) - trainee for one year, three months
wOOW look at this beaut-i’m at loss for words at her talent but she apparently seems to be a scandalous girl? issues with texting bUT YA KNOW WHAT?? i like this girl cause she gives me the vibe she likes to be who she is and don’t give a f*ck. i think she’s pretty badass and gives me the vibe that she’s just not like your ordinary idol. she’s an all-rounder, i’ve grown fond of elly! her rapping flow entices me, she spits dragon fire when she raps. ooo~~
jegal seoyoung - trainee for eight months
she has these cute cheeks and this girl has a lot of cuteness to her.. she seems like she could go on variety but there should be more to her personality than just looking.. cute? i think she gives me that natural kind-of vibe you wouldn’t find elsewhere, like she’s a down-to-earth girl and not just trying to show off. she’s who she is and she does her best at being naturally cute but would i say she’s more of a vocalist or dancer? she’s a decent dancer but not like jazz (HOT MAMA CAN WORK THOSE HIPS, THEY dON’T LIE LIKE SHAKIRA OH MA LORDE!!) i mean.. jazz dances really well cause ya’know, jazz! but her voice doesn’t captivate me like jihyun or dawon would.
jo eunae (bekah) - trainee for nine months
ooo this girl is different!! she’s a cali girl and that’s cool, you stay cool like the cool weather in cali! she seems to be a strong candidate. man i think jisub’s bringing these girls down with their confidence but i like how strong and fierce eunae is. i’m curious what else what she can bring in the potluck! too many girls in this show are so quiet that i’m starting to fall asleep in my tomb.. liek the time my ancestors were nagging to me about how i don’t clean the pagoda and stuff. need more girls that are lively like eunae, yeah!! btw you rock that eyeliner girl #slay
jung soojung - trainee for one year
i think she’s the youngest but she seems to have the most mature vibe from the girls, she’s pretty bland and boring though. i think she was a lot better on the mgas than now, seems like she’s just pulling through. she’s got a great voice, not going to lie and she can dance just fine but there’s something off about her. the ice princess isn’t doing so well.. so far. she shone brighter a year ago but it seems like these girls are have the extreme limelight than she is hMMM WORK ON YA VIBE GIRL, YOU NEED TO SING MORE THAN JUST BALLADS! ffs
kim seolhyun - trainee for one year
she’s.. on this show oh waOW WHAT A HOT MAMA! i think she was on a dating scandal with somebody named.. bacon? oh yeah i remember bacon, that old greasy bacon be doin’ something with this rare beauty named seolhyun. she’s really different from the other girls, she’s really good at what she does and is versatile but there’s something i was expecting more from miss seolhyun. i can’t say i’m too impressed but i’m not disappointed either. i think i have to see more from her, she has almost the same vibes from the mgas and bIGGG DADDDY NEEDS MORE FROM YA LIKE.. werk that body girl. seolhyun works out yee, you can tell. she’s got the bod, the face, and the visuals. hot damn
kim yubin - trainee for three years
she’s another rapper.. what happened to the other rappers? i feel like there should’ve been more rappers but there’s only like 2.. or 3? THERE’S SO MANY VOCALIST IN THIS SHOW AND they’re mostly quiet personalities hOLY HELL?? i heard she’s been in many scandals.. damn these rappers don’t joke mang. they’re pretty headass, so cool!! suspicious and scandalous just makes everything interesting. she has the personality of queen b, but i think i’ve expected more from yubin than you know.. what she does cause she is a triple threat for a reason. at least, from what i’ve heard? am i missing out on something? ALSO I’M DIGGING THAT TAN GIRL YOU GOOO!!
lee jieun (jazz) - trainee for two years, four months
SNDFOISNFOISDNF!@#$%#^% SO JISUB YOU COW HOW DID THE BEST DANCER OF THE SHOW GET ELIMINATED? she’s one of royal’s gemstones!! are you flippin’ serious you whoohaA? i’m so mad!! this girl doesn’t deserve to be treated like this. seriously, she was complimented so much and only to be eliminated and walk away? i’M CRYING ON MY TOMBSTONE, i can’t take this no not my heart.. JAZZ WHY?!
lee jihyun - trainee for three years
wow.. jisub are you saying jihyun is predictable? okay um.. hold on, give her voice some praise more than you’re putting her down. she’s been loyal to royal and you’re just going to treat her out like that? come on man.. you’re not fair towards these girls at all. you sleep on some of these girls and you neeDA STOP THAT. istg mnet’s new cow is you!! jihyun has amazing technique and beautiful vocal prowess. it looks like if she was to ever debut, she’d be the leader despite how you say she’s predictable with her performances. okay, for three years you’ve had her, why don’t you cherish her more? >>
lee soohyun - trainee for two years
she’s definitely cute but her looks apparently don’t match your regular idol type.. i think that’s the sweetest thing about her, she’s unique and not just some plastic surgery butchered-beauty. i’m glad she’s the way she is, she’s a sweethEART AHH YOU REMIND ME OF MULAN WHEN SHE WAS A LITTLE GIRL!! my heart is melted she’s too sweet *sniffle sniffle* her voice sounds lovely too!
manoban lalisa (lisa) - trainee for eight months
jisub says that this girl doesn’t have all-rounded abilities and that she doesn’t do what she does precisely.. well he’s wrong, i think she’s one of the most hard-working girls out there and she deserves more credit than what gee-sub gives her. lisa, you deserve to shine bright for who and what you are!! keep up that charisma girl, you’re more than just a pretty face as he says! if she was put in a girl group, she’d have the greatest variety personality.. like she just appeals the audience so much.
nam dawon - trainee for one year
oo.. another quiet girl? she seems really quiet but like.. she’s just there? i wish i got to see more of her. not gonna lie but she has a pretty voice but like soojung, she just seems too quiet beyond belief. she’s shy and there’s nothing wrong with that bUT I WISH THESE VOCALISTS were a little more out there!! like.. she’s a sweetheart but we need spicy fire on the show. i love her technique, she seems like a very strong singer.
park chaeyoung - trainee for eight months
i’d have to say that rose is like a rose, beautiful and one of my favourite flowers! i remember the days scrollin’ through her instagram and twitter (okay i’m kind of a stalker) AND SHE HAD THIS BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIR THAT WAS LIKE A FIREY BREATHING DRAGON! rose has earned her place as one of my favourites. i can’t wait for her to play the guitar and sing! her voice is unique and what’s even more awesome is she’s from australia! ooo dat accent got me like #waowgirl
yang jiwon - trainee for three years
she’s been training for so long and hasn’t debuted yet? was she in trc’s dungeon for the longest time ever? i’m not going to label these girls as “backstabbers” but some of them have been training so long with high hopes and dreams, only to be let-down by their company. yo this girl is one of the hottest, along with seolhyun. she might not be the best vocalist, but i can’t put ma finger on it, she’s has something special about her! we’ll just have to see it!
stay tuned for more mushu reviews for episode.. 4! I’M OUT AND REMEMBER THIS SO JISUB, GET ROSE, SOOHYUN, ELLY, JIHYUN OR ANYONE ELSE I LOVE OUT OF THE SHOW, YOUS THE nEW COW OF MNET!! ya stupid piece of cow!!
WELL.. i’m back on the internet after china was in danger and crickee tried to destroy me again.. anyways, i see that i’ve been missing out on a lot such as the royal survival show!! does anyone wanna tell me what’s going on? i’m so late on this show (these gIRLS ARE ALL SO PRETTY HOLY COW) but jisub is something else... stay tuned for bIG DADDY MUSHU REVIEWS!!
wow seriously looks like i’ve been missing out on a lot..
@yourbigdaddy: these results got me like.. stop holding iT UP NU UH I AIN't tryna piss on mulan tonight NOOOOO!! stop with the commercial breaks NDFOISNFODI; #mnetpls stop feeding shindong
@yourbigdaddy: MGAS TONIGHT HUH!! big daddy licky ticky ricky’s team has my vote, yo do you see this team.. they’re so good looking..
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@yourbigdaddy: #3020 man this girl is bombbb her hair is FAB HOLY WOW SHE IS AMAZING WOW she has my eye right now.. hmm also #3004!! but u-go-girl #3018 HAHA
mushu-oppa! who are your favourite singers in the competition?
hello there young grey face..!! my favourite include kimjonghyun for males because his voice is so touching, it makes me want to cryand tear up because you can tell he’s singing his soul out. his voice range issuper awesome too!!
there’s kim jiyeon, she’s a cutie pie.. super adorable andthat girl has so much potential, i hope she knows that.. but i get this feelingshe’s super shy.
byun baekhyun will never be off from my list, tell me greyface—how often do you hear the name bacon around? especially when his vocalsare crispy and juicy.. like bacon itself. god damn!!
let’s not forget wendy,that girl can sing yo yo. she’s also a great writer and can rearrange songs, ilove me some original pieces!!
i like the rappers and dancers this season though.. hm, better than the singers~
Wendyshon: @yourbigdaddy Wow! That’s really nice of you, Mr Mushu. ..and Oh God… No one’s going to let me live the U-Go-Girl down huh? I’ll do my best to make you a proud dragon, good sir ^_^
@yourbigdaddy: @wendyshon aww look at this sweet little girl!! why are you sweeter than crickee!! no one is because it's legendary, more legendary than me.. and must i say i'm an old dragon.... you've already made me so proud!! I'M CRYING FOR YOU..
( tw: big daddy dragon talking about homophobia, discrimination, lgbt stuffs, etc.!1 )
hmm.. hmm.. so mushu, your big daddy dragon just went stalking on a few other netizen’s websites. let’s see what we have here.. and bam!! YOU CALL THIS FAIR?! YOU CALL THIS COOL YOUNG AND HIP?! THIS AIN’T FAIR!!!!!!!! just because a boy loves another boy don’t mean you should discriminate!! just because someone ain’t full korea don’t mean you should discriminate!! will all of you look at yourselves?? you ain’t perfect, nu-uh. you ain’t perfect, young, and hip like this young dragon like myself.. okay, but really i’m like about 1,000+ years old. i’m older than you young people, even you ceos1!111!! i’m looking at all of you from mulan’s temple.. don’t give me this.
( @rkbyunbaek, @luhanrk )
apparently one of my favourite mga members is “dating” one of my least favourite mga members. my favourite being byun baekhyun.. sir.. until he got eliminated. you see, i had to hold my tail and myself tOGETHER WHEN I HEARD THAT!! INCLUDING MY RELATIONSHIP, AT LEAST THAT SHIT’S STILL INTACT ( for some reason )!! holy fuck but baekhyun.. mgas.. potential one and only golden vocalist, bacon got eliminated? shame on you mnet’s cow, shame on you and your ancestry line!! as for that boy, luhan—yanno my least favourite, that boy ain’t making it a real thing with baekhyun. ya’ll man, a fellow cricket of mine told me that they’re just extremely close friends. they just like to mess around with each other!! but if they were really together, then let them be!! let them love one another what’s wrogn with that?! what’s wrong with lOVE???? you ugly humans that are scared of two men or two girls or whatever being together because it’s not common norms doesn’t mean they’re not humans, stop treating them like animals. this ain't no 1800's where ya'll be thinkin' loving the same gender is a damn disease!! your hearts a disease for judging em'!! down you go, bessie!!
now do these loser sasengs have anything to do besides dream of themselves being with oppas who ain’t gonna love them because they hearts uGLY? YOU HEAR THIS FROM ME, NO ONE GONNA LOVE YA’LL CAUSE YA’LL HEARTS UGLIER YO MAMA AIN’T GONNA LOVE YA AWWW HELL NO!!
thas it mayne!! i’m still a mad lizar—i mean dragon. YOU GOONS AIN’T CALLIN’ ME A LIZARD, DON’T YOU DARe!! I’M STILL MAD AND NEEdA GO FOR A BREATHING FIRE BREAK!! more updates from this best daddy will come out soon~ stayed tuned!!
man.. you feel me here? i just can’t believe mulan made big daddy mushu watch the mgas and i’m running a marathon on it. you hear me? a marathon. ain’t that fun? as if watching it the 420th time was enough. god dang it, mulan. anyways here ya go, this dragon’s opinion on the new contestants and be sure to check out for my favourites!!
#3001 ― im jaebum | royal + sphere hopeful
yoyo!! we got a nice voice here… that acoustic version right here!! man that’s pretty cool like he has such a mellow.. and soothing voice it just makes me wanna fall asleep to it!! no, i’m not a lazy dragon but he gives me this vibe that he’d just have the perfect voice type acoustic songs. did he maybe dedicate this to a girl for who he had in mind? oooh—preach it brotha, you go brotha
wow let me just say…. this girl’s rapping is on fire. she breathes fire better than my.. dragon fire?? from japan? well ain't that pretty cool.... but isn't she really young like? she looks pretty young.. maybe she’s still got a long way to go but hm.. who knows? she has a lot of potential for sure, i feel it.
#3003 – cheng xiao | nova + kt hopeful
don't let this girl's looks fool you!! she may be cute but her rapping is wow. wow.. now that was pretty cool. i don’t have much to say but she’s super cute, reminds me of when mulan was a little girl.. she’s an adorable ray of sunshine. these rappers look interesting so far, more interesting than the singers.
#3004 – kim jonghyun | trc hopeful
do you see this guy right here? man that’s one handsome looking guy right there!! man.. lemme just get my tissue right here. right now. do you see that perfect face? YES. those vocals that just make me want to cry.. it’s like.. that moment when mulan saved china.. i was so proud. I WAS A PROUD BIG DADDY DRAGON!! he has such a beautiful ballad voice. the way he had control over his voice too, he ain't struggling with his notes like he was definitely cut out to be a singer since young. also that piano man.. went so smooth with his voice.
#3005 – lee seunghwan | nova + royal hopeful
are you guys trying to make me emotional here..?? like you trying to break this big daddy’s heart? grand pianos are hard to play, i'll give him that. but it seemed like something seemed weird, a missing touch to the performance? it was pretty emotional though, i'll give him that. the guy looked like he was in deep thought.. hm.. hm... who knows what's going on in his mind?
#3006 – kim seolhyun | nova + sphere hopeful
this girl is beautiful, elegant as a swan. charisma like.. i don't know but she has this aura to her. she feels a lot different than the other contestants. she gives off a different vibe, i can't explain it.. she has great dancing and all. but i’ll just have to see more of you, miss seolhyun.
#3007 – byun baekhyun | kt + royal hopeful
baekhyun—bacon!! i’m starting to like his name alright. his vocals, they’re like something i don’t mind listening to everyday. i mean, he’s not only one great singer but i’m sure he’s a well-rounded vocalist like.. you’d expect his voice type to go in with other types of songs. ballads, jazz, whatever it is but i feel like he has this voice style that suits with almost anything. him and jonghyun have my eyes right now.. hm.. something about their vocals!!
#3008 – lu han | nova hopeful
well, hello fuckboy. look, it’s lu shang. you’re not stealing mulan from me.. no uh yOU AIN’T STEAL HER FROM ME PRETTY BOY!! this kid looks like he’s too pretty for his own good. what the—a flower boy?? wow, you see this justin bieber wannabe right here. yeah no. that ballet ugh.. nice guts trying to demonstrate it boy, but that bboy vibe is definitely better. he should stick to ballet though, he looks like that kind of kid who does ballet to impress any girl.. or thinks he can get any girl. yeah no. he ain’t in my favourites list.
#3009 – kwon yuri | nova + kt hopeful
the way she's dancing to the music idk.. it's like the music is controlling her body?? she flows so smoothly to the music, it's like she's not even controlling her body. she’s a great dancer for sure too, pretty too—i’ll give her that. something about her makes her wanna be put in the “favourite dancers list”?
#3010 – kim jongin | kt + nova hopeful
he's so graceful, dancing through ballet like that. that was a better example than you see--lu shang, i mean that luhan guy over there dancing. this jongin guy doesn’t look like an idiot like luhan, this jongin guy looks like he knows what he’s doing and he’s not dancing, being on the mgas for the wrong reasons. he looks confident in what he does, not cocky like some of the contestants here. nope.
#3011 – ahn hyojin | nova + kt hopeful
looks anxious but.. she looks like she's had experience rapping.. a lot of experience for that. i say she's better than some of the rappers here but that tempo, her spit is like... i don't know gasoline? man i am bad at describing this yo. but elly is a fast rapper and that's pretty good. sometimes it's hard for me to understand fast rapping but she ain't like one of those rappers you know? i like that sarcasm she put with the lyrics, mm does this girl have sass though is the real question? but man, i hope she wasn’t sayin’ f*ck you to the judges.
#3012 – kang heegun | trc + royal hopeful
the moment i heard him rap, my jaw dropped and i accidentally spat out fire.. literally. i have more fire than this heegun guy, okay. uh that's a lot of.. that's a lot of..... i don't know whatchasay it?? a lot of demanding. his rapping is off-beat which makes him diverse in his own way unlike the common speed or slow tempo rapping, i like this guy. kudos and cookies for his different style and choice of rapping. i like diversity, lemme tell you that!! but i hope he ain’t trying to be a g, he ain’t gonna be a good-lookin’ g when he tryna be thug and all that. yeah, no.
#3013 – kim jinwook | nova + royal hopeful
lc9, they aight they aight. buncha pretty boys you say, this jinwook guy be lookin' like that too. but i like that guitar more than him.. though, we'll see. he’s better than that luhan guy. /eyeroll. the tone of the song is mellow, ah what a pretty voice for a pretty boy. yeah, girls make big daddy mushu love sick.
#3014 – lee yeji | trc + nova hopeful
OH MY GOD SHE HAS A B*tch FACE BUT SHE LOOKS SO FIERCe, she’s charismatic and and omg no. you look like you don’t wanna f*ck around with this girl. especially not with her rapping too, like damn. she got cat eyes, i like that about her.
#3015 – kang seulgi | any company hopeful
she's pretty young, i like the drumbeat at first ya.. she looks cute and the choreography is too simple eh man.. i don’t know... pretty much your typical girl group dance. i feel like she can do better, she looks cute though. i'll give her that. there’s gotta be that lit dancing of hers somewhere.. hm..
#3016 – jung soojung | royal + sphere + nova + trc hopeful
a frenchie--? this girl looks like an ice princess. her song of choice was sometimes but brittney spears?? she ain’t gonna shave her head right? oh god no. this girl is pretty, so she best not. i don’t know.. i feel like the song doesn’t fit her.. her smiling throughout the song, something about her seems off. i feel like this isn’t her song, but she does have a nice vocal range and tone to her voice.
#3017 – kim jiyeon | nova + sphere hopeful
THIS GIRL LOOKS SWEETER THAN SUGAR. she looks like she couldn’t hurt a poor innocent soul, she gots em cute cheeks. wow, also her voice is so sweet with this, i’m sure you can assume that she has a nice personality too. one of my favourite female singers right now.
#3018 – son seungwan | any company hopeful
ye i like that guitar she's playing, that girl can strum that girl can sing. i like me acoustic songs, you feel? man.. like i said and i’ll say it again, i’m tired of em’ wanna rip out my eyes ballad singers. the song was pretty cute.. the song a bit sad but i like it was acoustic. that changes a lot things, at least in my opinion. i can feel her emotion in this, through her singing. that last high note though, aye.
#3019 – kim nari | trc + kt hopeful
okay wow, that girl is a++ sexy and a++++ flexible. she moves her body so nicely too and she must have a nice body, a nice smile and pretty face!! i like the concept, sexy and stylish.
#3020 – jeon jiyoon | nova + trc hopeful
let me just say.. i love this girl’s hair colour. that is the best shade of green for a hair colour i’ve seen. nice flow to the rhythm yes.. sorry, i mostly like her hair colour.. THAT HAIR COLOUR THOUGH YES. YAAS YOU SLAY GIRL, YOU SLAY.
#3021 – lee mijoo | any company hopeful
the song is pretty slow.. man, i'm kind of tired of these ballad singers. too many ballads, ya’ll need to sing something else cause these rappers be better. you guys tryna make this hunk of handsome dragon cry?? STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS DRAGON CRY!! you guys best stop making the mgas like an overdramatic asian drama.. but anyways, this mijoo girl.. she’s pretty, yeah.. has a pretty voice? something feels like it’s missing though.
#3022 – park chorong | sphere + trc + nova + royal hopeful
okay thank god.. she ain’t singing another depressing song that makes me wanna be a lizard and end my life!! i like her rapping flow, she ain’t too try hard. ain’t too boring, i could sway my dragon hands to this song and hug this contestant. mm, she’s gotta be one of my favourite female rappers.
so let’s narrow down my favourites ahh lovely!! my favourites right now are—
singers:
female: kim jiyeon, son seungwan
male: kim jonghyun, byun baekhyun
dancers:
female: kim nari
male: kim jongin
rappers:
female: lee yezi, park chorong
male: kang heegun
if anything changes, i'll let you guys know!! next review will be about the death matches~
this is your basic netizen blog but covers up pretty much what is mgas or doesn’t even have to be mgas tbh. this is my first time making a netizen blog and i’m prolly not gonna do this very well but do cope up with me please!! any ideas or requests are freely accepted~ if you don’t like something you see on here, just tell me and i won’t hesitate to take it down. ;; mushu is the faceclaim because why not!! by the way, never call him a lizard ever. he’s a dragon.
mushu is really nice unless you make him cough.. fireballs somehow. this isn’t an official blog from rookies so you’re not required to follow it or anything. this is only for fun!! i thought of using scrolls because it’s mushu.. but let’s just stick with twitter and present day media because it’s way too confusing to name tweets “scrolls” LOL.
but seriously he may be nice just don’t call him a lizard!!
he’s mad at mnet atm though.. dishonor on their cow.
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