[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[howieduet]

Nationality: pussy

[hobisnose]

[hobi-]

[his-shining-tears]

Photographed by :

https://mobile.twitter.com/siiiiii_v6

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair, i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day, no offense to the miracle that is evolution, like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society but put me in the ground 

[paper-mario-wiki]

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You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

[benditlikekorra]

[x] Bonus:

[tomhiddlestonscheekbones]

[sam-captain-wilson]

Please unmute this

[mushyfruitloop]

crop circles

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

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[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

of all the songs I’ve ruined, this is the one I still can’t fucking listen to the original of because my sins haunt me so badly

[clownsaliens]

We have to eat the rich because they’re obsessed with boats for COMPLETELY the wrong reasons

[clownsaliens]

Boats aren’t for having fancy rich people parties on they’re for finding sea monsters and treasure with your good friends and being gay

[obsessioninc]

Just gonna say: There is literally no romance in Thor: Ragnarok. No romance subplots, no kissing. The closest thing to it is when Hulk sees part of a video of Black Widow and it turns him back into Bruce Banner. Besides that? Nothing. It was awesome.

[tini-ballerini]

False there is a clearly defined 3 seconds where its implied that Loki went down on Jeff Goldblum.

[obsessioninc]

This is the only argument to this post that I will accept

[shownusmilitarymilf]

@ pledis if it were not for the distance between us I would have slaughtered you

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

[coyotepack-official]

[stabsinthe-archive]

what if we’re all minecraft creations and the blocks are just really really tiny

[coldbrewblooded]

Atoms

[sunflowercandie]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m newly terrified by the implication that librarians aren’t people and I’ve misjudged what exactly I’m up against