Small Gay Disaster

Rhi. She/Her. 23. Louisiana. Lesbian.

[achesspiece]

I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items

[foulserpent]

[goodgirlsgettocum]

The two genders:

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.

[classicalphan-deactivated201805]

respect girls with a chubby tummy respect girls with stretch marks respect girls with big thighs respect girls with hairy arms respect girls and their clothing of choice respect girls and their privacy respect girls and their confidence respect girls and their rights respect girls who arent fully transitioned yet respect girls with scars respect girls who like girls respect girls who like both guys and girls respect girls who are asexual

respect girls. dont treat them as objects.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

[miss-mollys-ballet-blog]

Skylar Brandt was supposed to debut as Aurora today but since the season was canceled she debuted her own Rose Adagio.

[wizardmobile]

Ok this is SO COOL because the Rose Adagio is a partnered dance–Aurora does exactly what’s shown in the video, but with the prince there rotating her and holding her waist, both for the attitude balance and the pirouettes. That wobbling you see while she turns? That’s not because she’s off balance (you could literally never do this without absolutely pinpoint perfect balance), that’s from the subtle movement of her foot to rotate herself. She is all the way en pointe, rotating sheerly by veeeery slightly adjusting her foot. You may be looking at this going “I don’t know much about ballet, but this looks pretty amazing.” I know ballet, and let me tell you, this is 100%, absolutely, INSANELY difficult, impressive, and fucking radical. Amazing doesn’t even begin to describe it.

[phoenix-inanis]

ANYONE ELSE REMINDED OF PRINCESS TUTU?!?!

[prismatic-bell]

OH GOOD IT’S NOT JUST ME.

[quantumseahorse]

https://youtu.be/PKKaHJ3Hmng

[prismatic-bell]

Excellent, it has subtitles.

For anybody wondering just how incredible Skylar’s ability is, the character in this clip who’s dancing a pas de deux alone is facing off against a prima ballerina—a master—who’s also benefiting from magical enhancement. AND EVEN SHE THINKS IT CAN’T BE DONE. This show was made with a ton of research and input from real ballerinas and ballet teachers; much of what you see in it, from a technical perspective, is completely accurate, including how the steps are done and how positions are held. So when Kraehe says “she couldn’t be doing that,” that’s the opinion of actual dance professionals. What Princess Tutu is doing—which is what Skylar does in the first video—is supposed to be impossible.

IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE IMPOSSIBLE.

[callmebliss]

Tell a human something is impossible and what you get back is CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[itsaboutspies]

Spies are forever. It's a musical. No idea what it's about though

[omghotmemes]

Terry understands if you feel sad

[angelgone224-deactivated2021030]

Me holding back tears : let’s get this money

[tinivy]

idk if i wanna do line art or not rn so here have a modern royai as i figure out my art style 

[rizadyke]

The way brotherhood just went and dropped that one line abt Roy bring a foster kid and never mentioned it again......like they rly said

[kingofthewilderwest]

#and that his foster mom is a spy#and a Madame#like#there is so much there#and arakawa gave us NOTHING#and I love her for it

[lovestory]

Just saw a tiktok abt how people in their 20s always forget that cereal exists but then one day every 6 months they remember and pour a massive bowl I feel attacked

[forestspoonie]

*gives u a pretty rock* I love you

[crabtempura-deactivated20230720]

Living in Townsville must suck like you even think about the word graffiti and suddenly 3 kindergarteners are pummeling you to death while insulting your mother

[omahdon]

This was very confusing until I realised OP meant Townsville: the fictional hometown of the Powerpuff Girls, as opposed to Townsville: a city in Queensland, Australia.

[bruisepoking-archive]

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

i love america

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

[wilfulwayfarer-deactivated20220]

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

[inkandcayenne]

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

[postmarxed]

We’re not even gonna mention FEMA’s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they’re open?

[darringtonshorthalt]

that last bit isn’t a joke

[dancinbutterfly]

When Corona first hit, you knew it was bad because Waffle House shut down COMPLETELY.

And you can tell it’s still bad because they’ve put Ceiling High Plastic Dividers between every booth and blocked off all but like 2 tables at the counter and after a certain point at night? It’s carry-out only. Period. No exceptions.

Anyone who wants to tell you we are fine? I will post pictures of Waffle House not being fully functional 24/7 and go “no we’re not.”

Because this is a place that stays open with no power and boil water advisories. Ok? When every Waffle House in the country is back to normal - and I mean 💯 normal - only then will we be “through this” and not a moment before.

[breelandwalker]

I literally said, “Oh shit, this is serious,” back in April when I heard all the Waffle Houses were closed. That is in fact a Danger Level Indicator in America, and for some reason people take it seriously for hurricanes, but not for pandemics. #CognitiveDissonance

And I fully agree -

When every Waffle House in the country is back to normal - and I mean 💯 normal - only then will we be “through this” and not a moment before.

[jmfenner91]

I’m on a kick with this style lately. It’s just a lot of fun and relaxing.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

You'll get more chances. At friendships. At relationships. At job/school related progress. At following your dreams. At chasing your passions. It's not now or never. There will always be other chances and other opportunities.