who can a monster blame for being red

El, 21, they

[rizadyke]

People loooove complex characters until they’re women

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[nadianotapplicable]

we're the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn, and also the daughters of the men who wanted some freaky witch pussayyyyy 😛🧙🏻‍♀️

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[hollanovulation]

god… december 2025 canadian government tax funded hockey yaoi induced psychosis i will never forget you <333333

[makomoriz]

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

[eatsoylentgreen]

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[bettedavisgf]

[weirdgirlvampire]

Ilya at the hospital: is he ok are you ok is he dead did he die did he die shane are you ok shane tell me shane

Shane, high as a kite: ✨😍💝❤️‍🔥🥰💕❤️🥰✨💅💕🥰🥰✨✨✨✨ ILYAAAAAAAAA 😍🥰😍💝❤️💝✨🥰😍😍✨💝✨🥰💝💝💝

[icecreamsandwichofficial]

Rose Landry highest self esteem of all time. she has mediocre sex a couple times with a guy who seems not all that into it and goes "hm. Well, I'M definitely not the problem. the only possible answer is that he is Gay."

impeccable reasoning, no notes.

[covenlesswitches]

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

[chainsaw-headache]

i love 'bumfuck' as an intensifier

Middle of bumfuck nowhere....... cus Yeah we're really lost... anal sex style 😞

[jakeperalta]

how it feels being anti-ai and interacting with literally anyone in the real world outside of tumblr

[riverlarking]

how it feels to become too feminist for things you were previously fine with

[bleachersgirl]

[july-19th-club]

it's a historic townhouse! new orleans famously floods and its gravesites suffer all kinds of turbulence! they literally did a whole documentary about this; they carbon dated the remains and they'd been there since at least the nineteen twenties, if not earlier. the running theory was that the neighborhood was built on an existing unmarked gravesite, or perhaps that the original owner ran a mortuary (because of the cremation oven). the vampire thing is a shtick. you don't have to like him or his music or his annoying habit of roping respected journalists into his over-the-top antics (although personally i think it's all delicious and his cover of concrete blonde's 'bloodletting' that they used in the doc is a must listen) but...you really think a man born in 1986 did this? be serious

[rylandsgrace]

Ethan Hawke for CBS Sunday Morning

[fuckedelf]

I don’t like making toys no more

[fuckedelf]

I just wanna fuckkk