I like milkshakes.

[albedobeheading]

SLUR?????

[grimm-jimm]

My man said “boomer” with the hard “R”.

[deathlessmax]

Sup, my Booma

[show-the-show]

[geekandmisandry]

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

[t0mies-b0dy]

S L U R?????

[zodiacgem]

Where can i find these shirts??

[saturdaynight-live]

I found some here!

[sunnyfuneral]

[redwolf17]

Look, I love the fae jokes. Hozier looks like he was pulled from a bog after a 1,500 year nap. His lyrics are poetic and morbid and romantic in a very other worldly way. BUT He’s right. Hozier has talked A LOT about how his music could not, would not exist without decades of innovation and creativity by Black artists. His entire style is based on soul and gospel and blues, WHICH ARE GENRES CREATED BY BLACK PEOPLE.

“My first introduction to music [was] Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Howlin’ Wolf, the music that my dad used to play in the house. From there, I just fell in love with the music coming out of black America. A lot of my folk influences would be coming from Ireland. There is absolutely no rock and roll without blues music. There is no blues music without one of the most horrendous atrocities of human trafficking in the last few centuries. It is, of course, a really difficult subject. Everything that’s popular music swings off the work and the achievements and the legacy of black artistry…”

So while I love the fae bog man jokes, we have to acknowledge the tremendous influence of Black artists. There’s no Hozier without Black music.

[stargazerofgoldenwords]

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[imposterogers]

nick fury, coming in through the fire escape, fresh tuna in hand, taking his eyepatch off: goose you will never guess what those idiots did today

[imposterogers]

goose: meow

nick fury: how’d you know? they were fucking stupid. extra tuna for you tonight.

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[thegoodvybe]

[indiespace-blog1]

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[coffin-sick]

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

[snorlaxatives]

not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life

[acegodzilla]

my friend and i are watching their sister’s cat and he likes to play fetch with the rings off of milk jugs

[acegodzilla]

he wait

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

[happifying-things]

[rosslynpaladin]

Poor marshmallomute just wants bed. But but… pointy friend is in it. Must not squish pointy friend. Okey I just use this haf then.

[the-shark-is-a-mammal]

It Chapter Two spoilers without context

[eddie-and-richie]

The best part of IT chapter 2 was when Richie and Eddie got married and adopted a Pomeranian together

[bitchietozier]

the losers club bullying the absolute shit out of pennywise in attempt to make him small:

[ghoul-bois]

He made it to the big leagues, boys.

[thevastnessof]

aang: past avatars please give me your wisdom to solve this problem without violence

kyoshi: lmao loser doesnt want to kill anyone

aang:

aang: hey can i talk to someone else