happy.

19. ♒️. 🌈. they/them, pls. current location: coral springs, fl. in a happy relationship and pan af. A²💕bi-lingual.

[caelestee]

liking girls is so weird bc like,, do you like me too?? or are you just being nice and a good friend??? pls help i’m lost??????

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[hplyrikz]

““The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it…””

— Nicholas Sparks, At First Sight (via hplyrikz)

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[hplyrikz]

Positivity Here

[cherrybam-blog]

[hplyrikz]

I can relate to this

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[svndered]

I’m sleepy n I want someone to hold me

[hplyrikz]

“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”

— (via hplyrikz)

[damostnotdalessa]

passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

[meme-mixtape-deactivated2016080]

pros and cons of dating me:

pros:

you’ll be the cute one

cons:

holy SHIT where do i begin

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[askragtatter]

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

[littlest-shit-show]

broke: cats are dumb lol

woke: cats use their quick learning skills to their advantage

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Does she fancy me?

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: she fancies me

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: She’s my girlfriend

[silverspectrumm]

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We live together

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update, we’re engaged

[zealousflower]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[robotlyra]

Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity

[ferociouslittlebrat]

Accurate

[whenidiehallelujahbyandby]

the gender neutral term for landlord or landlady is parasite