Just A Bit Of Nothing

Call me Summer, Sorry if I come off a bit, uh weird/rude.

[strangehorse]

i always knew mercutio was gay but i just wanna say that realising he’s not actually a montague or a capulet and just shows up for the drama is truly the final nail in his rainbow-painted coffin

[samwilsondaily]

Ant-Man (2015) dir. Peyton Reed

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

Hey look at the title for my school’s tube ensemble, where there are 9 tubas.

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Music Played On Wildly Inappropriate Instuments” is my favorite genre of music.

[inthroughthesunroof]

In case you’re wondering what this sounds like:

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

everyone was curious so here’s a version with sound 

[mspainttaz]

Mookie’s Babysitters

Lucretia: We made a book today. It is about dinosaurs. That destroy the earth. Mookie did the coloring. Thats why all the dinosaurs have angry eyebrows. *wipes tear* its got an inspiring plot, really

Magnus: Hey Ren are you home right now? Yeah, sorry for calling you on such short notice but im watching Mookie today and we both got stuck up this really big tree we wanted to climb… uh huh… yeah could you come help us get down? Thanks, see you soon, Mookie says hi

Taako: Hello class today we have a guest lecturer. Mr Highchurch the shorter will be 100% in charge of the curriculum. There’s a test on Thursday, pay attention and if he asks you to eat a spider and you DONT I WILL deduct points.

Barry: (doesnt know how to handle kids) So Mook, d'ya wanna play uno or… oh yeah sure we can play with my spare skeleton collection! Whats the worst that can happen?

Lup: Child i shall teach you how to wield fire, a fearsome power we will use to set Uncy Krav’s cloak on fire. Dont do this to anyone else only Uncy Krav, k kid? Remember! Fire based pranks are only funny if you do them to someone who is either 1.fireproof or 2.already dead!

Davenport: (responsible, cool) Heres a fantasy capri sun. Lets grab some wood from Magnus and build a rocket-ship.

Carey and Killian: Hey we fed sugar to your child and let him run around in circles all day is that good? Merle: You two are the best babysitters yet good job

[electrovert]

[electrovert]

She’s getting so much love and it’s what she deserves

[memesandlaughs]

[catchymemes]

[ianime0]

Pokemon Sword & Shield | Ep 1 | Pichu evolves into Pikachu

[stream]

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (2020)

[avoidingdestiny]

When my cats play, Kira is always really loud, so I yell at Odo to stop being too rough. Finally was in the same room as them when they were playing, and it turns out that what actually happens is Odo minds his own business and Kira charges him while screaming.

[montygreen]

[everythingfox]

“Baby flamingo practicing standing on one leg”

(Source)

[mizomei]

A few items of misuse! Which one is your favourite?

[starsprlte]

there’s a little lime in that pouch (to ward off any thoughts of scurvy)

[valtsv]

guillermo del toro could write cosmic horror but lovecraft could never write the shape of water

[genaleah]

The difference between the Shape of Water and Shadow Over Innsmouth is that one was written by a racist and the other isn't.

[trans-corvo]

#Del Toro sees monsters as people#Lovecraft saw people as monsters#His racism affects how fictional monsters and concepts are perceived in his fiction#The unknown is abhorrent and harmful#Rather than something that we see ourselves in#Love is recognition 

how can you keep this in the tags??

[feeshies]

Things about journalism that tumblr never seems to grasp

Headlines have to be as streamline as possible. Aka, they can’t include names unless the article is about a well-known public figure.

Those “water is wet” articles do more then explain what you already know, they’re providing evidence and sources that support/explain what you already know.

Oh my god, there’s information after the headline.

[transjinako]

Me a pokemon trainer: Alright guys yall can eat up!

My Alakazam in my head: Ma’am may I please sit at the table and have a plate it is truly unnecessary for me to eat from a bowl on the ground and actually-

Me: Oh Alakazam you know pokemon don’t have human rights now tell me the answers to my Calculus homework 

[swordsdance-deactivated20191029]

[sunsinourhands]

If you think for one fucking second that all my pokemon wouldn’t be sitting at the table, you’re just wrong. Dinner is a fucking OCCASION. MURKROW OVER HERE GOT A BOW TIE ON. THAT I HAND MADE HIM. AND HE HAS A PERCH IN THE CHAIR THAT I MADE TOO. 

[eternal-fractal]

Pokemon are of varying intelligence man. Lillipups a dog and lucarios a friend.

[warriorsofficial]

yet i let both sit at the table with me for they are valid

[eternal-fractal]

Of course!

[goat-heirop]

Me, sitting at a table with a 6 foot lobster, a massive eel, a tree posessed by a dead child, a cactus that murders people, a Ninja acorn and a ghoust with 2 floating arms:

Ah yes good ol Family dinner