The Higher, the Fewer

Dan, 30s, mostly ’90s sci-fi and wrestling pics.

[dietranch]

bath bomb

[catchymemes]

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[casuallycryingoverbooks]

Skinner didn’t really think the Arcadia case was going to be an x-file. They asked him if he knew any two agents who could believable portray a married couple and he said “these babies wont just act like a married couple for their neighbors, they’ll have US questioning weather or not they’re a married couple”

[jumpingd33r]

[wrestlingisbest]

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[thetidemice]

better pictures of my papier mache cat i made when i was 17 (its cat-sized)

[authorkims]

[heinous-bitch]

you forgot the best one

[yumyumpod]

One of the best things about the fifth season of Babylon 5 is seeing all the insane choices Tracy Scoggins makes when given food and drinks!

[wrestlingisbest]

[idontwanttoboldlygo]

We could have had a Joanna McCoy episode... :(

[jennelikejennay]

alas definitely the vibes season 3 puts off 😭

(apparently they were going to have a Kirk/Joanna romance though. so maybe it was no big loss)

[nugulover69]

Vulcans the masters of Idontwannaism

[homunculus-argument]

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got nothing better to do.

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[cometcrystal]

the term "child soldiers" gets used a lot in regards to animorphs and they are soldiers that are children but i don't know if elfangor breaking the law and telling them to protect their planet before getting eaten counts as officially being enlisted by the andalites. if you wanna be technical about it, they're not child soldiers, they're children engaging in covert guerilla warfare without any official orders and they're better at this than the majority of the actual army that's allegedly fighting the yeerks because they're driven by soul-crushing pressure, responsibility, and guilt. which is immeasurably tragic for them and incredibly embarrassing for the andalites

[plainsimplegay]