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Music students: what’s a sentence your music teacher said that would sound absolutely insane out of context?

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If an entire orchestra gets thrown into the Hunger Games, which section is winning?

A. Strings

B. Woodwinds

C. Brass

D. Percussion

E. Piano

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You wake up tomorrow with ONE musical superpower. Which are you choosing and why?

- Perfect pitch

- Memorize music instantly

- No performance anxiety

- Flawless sight-reading

- The will to practice everyday

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You’re trapped in a practice room for 24 hours. Who are you choosing to stay with you?

A. a Pianist

B. a Violinist

C. a Percussionist

D. a Vocalist

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I wonder how much money my parents spent on music lessons just for me to never practice… sorry mom and dad…

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Which composer do you think is overrated?

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You can get $1,000,000 but you can only listen to ONE composer’s music for a year. Who are you picking?

A. Bach

B. John Cage

C. Wagner

D. Mahler

E. Shostakovich

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Which composer are you based on your birth month?

January: Franz Schubert

February: George Frideric Handel

March: Antonio Vivaldi

April: Sergei Fachmaninoff

May: Johannes Brahms

June: Richard Strauss

July: Gustav Mahler

August: Claude Debussy

September: Antonín Dvořák

October: Franz Liszt

November: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

December: Ludwig van Beethoven

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midlife crisis so hard i started practicing again…

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The Signs as Classical Composers

Aeries: Bach

Taurus: Tchaikovsky

Gemini: Schumann

Cancer: Mahler

Leo: Debussy

Virgo: Dvorak

Libra: Shostakovich

Scorpio: Paganini

Sagittarius: Beethoven

Capricorn: Scriabin

Aquarius: Mozart

Pisces: Handel

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Just dropped a lot of money on a new wooden stick with horse hair to pair with my hollow wooden box with four steel strings

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I took a week off practicing this one piece because of my current workload. Just looked at the piece this morning and it’s safe to say that I’m going to have to start from scratch again

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if only I could absorb sheet music through osmosis…

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Which applies to you?

any instrument primary, piano secondary

piano primary, any other instrument secondary

piano solos

any instrument that’s not the piano solos

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I accidentally fell asleep while doing my Microsoft Access homework and I had a dream that I started with the violin instead of piano. I don’t remember any details but the anxiety I felt during that dream got so bad that I woke up and now I have to finish my homework

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I spend $6,780 a year as a musician and I’m not even playing professionally. My sense of money has been warped so I can’t tell if this is a lot or little.

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I am extremely stingy when it comes to spending money so I try to make my own meals and thrift. Music lessons though? No hesitation - I’ll pay whatever the amount. Music books? Take all my money.