In Which Lauren does keto

Knitter, spinner, crafter, foodie, personal assistant to several kitties. Watch as I attempt to blend into the world. I started a low carb diet at the beginning of November and seem to have made my way to the keto bunch.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via Fur Kids Animal Rescue)

[ashengerudo]

I love all hayao myazaki movies!!!

[redesignreport]

Bailey the Golden Retriever is the cutest dog on the Internet right now.

[house-of-hallows]

[disasterology]

Is it even possible to not love watercolor tattoos?

[vivacious-effervescent-deactiva]

Do they hurt worse than a normal tattoo?

[cheezeplz]

I’m in love with the idea of getting a watercolor lotus flower on my shoulder

[very-demotivational]

[oldspice]

[ciderandsawdust]

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

[h-o-r-n-g-r-y]

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

[the-tricksters-neophyte]

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long

but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

[ordinarymagician2222]

It’s actually super easy and you see basically how in the picture: Just cut slits about like 3/4 down in a big (dry) log with a chainsaw. Then, just light it up on top with some smaller branches and whatever, the inside will catch fire, and it’ll burn for a long time. Great at outside events in the cold months.

[forestsofthenight-deactivated20]

I hate people generally, but I like people individually.

introverts (via janesblueheaven)

Fuck, I say this so much.

(via gingerrgirl)

[allcreations]

Autumn Colours by Tanja Schneider

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[whatevercami]

Forgot my coffee this morning so 😒😒😒

[musingsolauren]

Me: Who's a good boy?

Dog:???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fatgirlgetsfitatlast]

People are fed by the food industry, which pays no attention to health, and treated by the health industry, which pays no attention to food.

Wendell Berry (via fatgirlgetsfitatlast)

[musingsolauren]

Hello Tumblrverse.  It's been a while.  The past month or two can be described as follows

dealing with this darn class - online biostats is always a bad idea during the summer - at least it'll be done with after next week

the pup and his chewing, behavior and training

attempting to get enough sleep

canning, seriously so much canning

the garden, the tomatoes, see canning above

failing miserably at the tour de fleece (spinning along to the Tour de France) not enough time to spin

still managing to lose weight, but probably because of a lower caloric intake and increased stress, lots of stress

found a vaccum cleaner that sucks up the pet hair from the hardwood floors - yes, it's noteworthy

had a few weeks of way too much sudafed and benadryl, on the upside i'm less allergic to the pup now

[melissa-dickolas]

Creme Brulee Bulletproof Coffee hold up. CreME BRULEE BULLETPROOF COFFEE. WHA. IT’S AMAZING. IT’S THE BEST. 4REL. 2 cups of coffee (darker the better. it gives it a deeper caramel-y flavor) French Vanilla Torani Syrup (to taste) 1 tsp of vanilla extract (use the nicer stuff if you can) 2 tbsp Coconut Oil 2 tbsp salted butter (the salt adds to the caramel flavor) 2 tbsp Heavy Cream Put the butter, coconut oil, heavy cream, syrup, extract and enough coffee to cover the head of the immersion blender head. Blend. Add the rest of the coffee and serve (Some whipped cream would be amazing actually. do that too.)

[ketozilla-blog]

Ohh! Delicious sounding :)

[musingsolauren]

Took the Thor pup to the dog park this morning. We both got a workout. Didn't expect to be there for almost 2 hours though.  Now he's tired and I'm trying to muddle through some homework so I can actually have a life tonight. And by have a night I mean watch some TV, spin and maybe drink some Diet Dr. Pepper and rum.  Don't worry, it's keto.  

In other words, I got some actual sleep last night. It was magnificent. I've been running on such a deficit for the last week or two.  

[flo-welch]

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[whatevercami]

femmewitch:

florencewelchismyreligion:

Florence and the Machine - Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover) [live @ Orange Warsaw Festival 06.14.2014] xx

This is out of this world. 

I WAS THERE,FUCK