where lies the strangling fruit

Morgan ~ 30 ~ PNW

[reticent-vampire]

The Vampire Lestat 3.01

+ honorable mention:

[slutdge]

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

[theshitneyspears]

Me: I’m shy

Me after a glass of red wine:

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[poolboydivision]

maybe someone will finally get trump this time because it was definitely his fault

[wizardarchetypes]

i was supposed to be a benthic macroinvertabrate.

[wizardarchetypes]

[grox]

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

[gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor]

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

[grox]

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[notkatniss]

hi everyone im a blonde bisexual looking to terrorize the local club population which should I go with

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[championofdogs]

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

[notkatniss]

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[pnglove]

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Simon and gar phone call

[professional-rat-eater]

Highlight of the episode has to be the unadulterated joy you get from Eric whenever Daniel is on screen. There’s so much more life in Daniel now and that’s obviously deliberate but I also can’t help but think that some of that has to be because of how badly Eric wanted to play a vampire. He was so happy and you could just feel it.

[sunshinevettel]

Bonus:

[22even]

This is where I post from btw if you even care