Banana Princess

uhhhhhhhhhhh claire 25 she/her

[liesmyth]

the new euro banknote designs with the birds are sooo pretty... I hope the birdies win

[liesmyth]

I would like to get paid in birds...

[misseffie]

You can vote for one of the bird designs here: Go Vote!!!

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[thelvadams]

Avatar Korra in AVATAR: SEVEN HAVENS

[earth-kingdom-strap]

I stand with my canceled wife idgaf

[stqrrin]

me when my favorite moots interact with me

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

3 mutuals rb the same post in a row and u have to pick who to rb it from and it locks ur game into their ending of the game

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also people being obsessed with Greek mythology as kids wasn’t invented by Percy Jackson. My dad read the Iliad and the odyssey in high school because one of his friends was super obsessed with Ancient Greek lit and he was like “well I can’t let him be smarter and more well read than I am I’ve gotta catch up”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Moment of silence for all the centuries of Greek mythology enjoyers who didn’t have online databases of fragments and different translations and had to physically hunt down the texts at libraries.

Also shoutout to Princess Anna Comnena one of the first known woman historians for sneaking into the archives at night to read the epics because her family thought they weren’t appropriate for women. Dedication.

[ingridverse]

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

[socialistexan]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[luckydicekirby]

sometimes a fic can just be about the age old question 'how emotionally bad for everyone involved can a threesome be when they all did in fact agree to be there'

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[dionysiaproductions]

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[its-kerington]