Banana Princess

uhhhhhhhhhhh claire 25 she/her

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

[mollyjames]

Age regressed Beethoven: babababaaa

[mollyjames]

It's his (🖐️) dis many symphony

[meanbuddhist]

i have started saying “may they be well” in my head any time i catch myself having not nice thoughts about others which has given me some gems so far such as “he is going to have to go bald soon…. may he be well”

[mousegirlheart]

[jae-the-niffler]

Happy Pride

[cryptotheism]

Given how often solar eclipse are used to date historical events, I think an international calendar should begin on the day of the first recorded total solar eclipse.

[cryptotheism]

If scientist are right about some Irish petroglyphs, it is currently the year 5365. Christ was born in 3340. The Egyptian middle kingdom period lasted from 1300 to 1558. The Ottoman empire took Constantinople in 4793. Star Wars episode IV was released in 5312.

[tenderhooked]

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

[inmyvampireempire]

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

[depsidase]

[wirelessmousegirl]

There inventing a new kind of sadness and its called "the look in a trans woman's eye when she looks at a public swimming pool"

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

show of all times

[transjinako]

They really gave tracer a bbl in fortnite

[transjinako]

[red-mercer]

They keep doing this she's gonna start showing up in porn

[transjinako]

Well now lets not be ridiculous who would wanna jerk off to tracer

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[helen-epic]

plural angel with altars

[sweatie-goddess]

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

[sweatie-goddess]

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes