cyanide bbq

Lint licker, 22, ????

[halles-comet]

I mean you don’t get this kind of comedy from the Protestants 

[lakevida]

you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there’s nothing wrong with day drinking

[the-one-and-only-allium]

?????????????????????????????????????

[day-time-dream]

we did it

[peanut-butter-and-theatre]

They quit

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[ashleysjohnson]

international women’s day celebration week ★ day 7: wildcard

i just think that women  /  insp.

[animusrox]

[catchymemes]

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

[eilti]

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This healed me….

[wickedcoolshoes]

[tinybed]

[starfleetflyboy]

she’s back at it again

[the-teacup-king]

Ugh her mind she's out here collecting genres of white woman like Pokėmons

[djoslider-deactivated20230802]

yur a wizar hry

im a wot ??

a wIZER

[urbenangel]

[muck-up]

[fuckjerry]

[asundergrowth]

Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

[hotvampireadjacent]

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[antigone-lesbian]

im summoning the hoes fool

[irjm-blog]

[buge]