I AM A FREEZE POP SLUT

28, diabetic. gunpla, mustaches, gaming, cats and rats.

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I havent been on here in 8 years, what is tumblr even like now

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He also pierced my philtrum @skin_rivets_tyler

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I'm hardly ever on here anymore but I finally got my nipples pierced by the lovely @skin_rivets_tyler

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gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

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yes hes with his girlfriend now

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Message me?

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Kik? Tromboners

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Kik? Tromboners

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Message me?

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Idek what I'm doing anymore

[aria-jane-cherry]

My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with you get a text to them at parties. Well once he forgot to take them off and went to work and had to arrest someone for drunk driving and the charms went off so they both had to act like the big scary police officers nipples weren’t flashing

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#okayno bUT whAT IF #the COP he had bLUE AND RED LIGHTS ON EACH NIPPLE #aND when A PERP tried to make a run for it #hE’D SWITCH N ON HIS NIPS AND CHASE’M DOWN THE SIDEWALK WITH HIS NIPS FLASHING LIKE A POLICE CAR

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officer nips

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[inspiringsketches]

not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL

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Inescapable traps

[coolthingoftheday]

Ooho! is an edible, biodegradable plastic water bottle that can be eaten. It is made from seaweed and calcium chloride, and costs only two cents per orb to manufacture. 

(Source)

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cool, but why?

[coolthingoftheday]

The main reason is pollution, but I can see this having a lot of application in areas of the world where they can’t necessarily afford to produce water bottles. They’re enormously cheaper to manufacture than water bottles for the same comparable amount of water.

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*goes into a bar and orders water orb like A Bug’s Life*

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Yo…

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Now I just need to my boker 50 cal. Bolt action pen and my edc will almost be finished, any suggestions on what to add? Trying to a come up with a decent way to carry a Bic without just shoving it to the bottom of my pocket. Photo featuring: Leatherman OHT SOG Twitch XL black tini coating Nitecore p12 1000 lumen flashlight

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buzzfeed articles talk about tumblr all the time as if the buzzfeed contributors are anthropologists observing us in our natural habitat

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