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We need more people like this

You can’t just post this and not share how to find him. https://www.instagram.com/joaostanganelli/ Because his formal career was in food, there’s also quite a few delicious looking food posts on his instagram page.

dreamlogic

RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

happyhealthycats

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

timemachineyeah

OH MY GOD

heatherwanderer

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

happyhealthycats

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

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clairelovexo

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

happyhealthycats

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

sokeri-isi

My hero

jingles

x

re-bee-key

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

maggotgrass

Im fucking crying

vekkulipoika

Koulutyön tekemisen vaiheet

brigwife-deactivated20240426

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

brigwife-deactivated20240426

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

d-exclamation

And my new favorite:

thepunmastersupreme

@letitrainathousandflames

staypuffedwolf

I don’t like Star wars at all and I find these funny.

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis

Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so it’s time to say goodbye to

What’s under the train station / zombie driving school

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis

But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.

But not just in the basement

But in the sub-basement

But below the sub-basement

Is the sub-sub-basement.

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis

And under the sub-sub-basement

Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through

The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to

The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to

The door

But behind The Door…

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis

Is Jeff

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis

I’m glad people are appreciating the work it took to seal away Jeff

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svikamylla-ehf

! IMPORTANT !

…no joke

i think the fic is somehow taking people’s accounts.

no fucking joke.

someone i was just talking to dmed me the link. they were nice. their account had posts.

now its empty, it has no posts, their header is blank.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THE FIC LINK. ITS SOMETHING THAT GRABS YOUR PASSWORD. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS.

I REPEAT. DONT FUCKING. CLICK. ON THE FIC.

RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS.

svikamylla-ehf

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU’VE EVER CLICKED ON THE LINK.

oceanara

This is actually recent (June 2019). The link itself looks like it goes to ao3, but it’s a scam that’s been pulled many times before. It will likely redirect you somewhere else where your data will be harvested. If you do this, don’t panic, but change your tumblr password, and I would recommend you change your email password as well, as well as anything connected to it.

For those of you who are curious about the fic, apparently it’s a Eurovision fanfic with some extremely disturbing content. I have not read it myself and do not plan to.

#true or not #be careful with the links you click anyway!

icpe

here you go

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

thegreekgamer

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

sleeplessedenofficial

envelööp?

oekaki-chan

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)