Mason (he/him)

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[pompomposting]

he is extremely pleased that he has gained weight (because it means he has gotten bigger, which is one of his life goals)

[many-things]

[image description: drawing of sanrio character pompompurin on a scale. the scale goes from purple to blue, green, yellow, orange, red. the arrow swiftly drops all the way to red. pompompurin is smiling contentedly. image id end.]

[catasters]

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[randomslasher]

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[milanesa42]

imagine being 1-wife-ear sized

[nonetoon]

Some freak and his horse I felt like designing for no reason 🐎

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 hours 46 minutes

[hyenaswine]

i do not have any friends that are 156 years old or older & honestly, that's on me. listening & learning.

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch