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Top 10 Reasons to know Sign Langauge:
1. You can communicate through windows 2. Sign language is a 3-D Language 3. You can sign with your mouth full 4. Hearing parents can communicate with their Deaf child 5. You can sign underwater 6. Sign Language is a neat way to express yourself 7. You can communicate across a room or via mirror without shouting 8. Sign language is beautiful 9. You can make friends with Deaf people 10. Sign language brings together Hearing & Deaf people
Also if you really want to learn most deaf people are so happy that you are interested in learning and will be super patient and work with you.
And it’s a really great thing to be able to do for any job because imagine having to go everywhere with someone that can translate for you or with paper to write or trying to read lips and just going to grab a cup of coffee and Hey, the barista knows sign language. They aren’t great but you get to speak with them and order your coffee in the way that’s natural to you like that would just make your day. Or a teacher that can talk and sign so classes don’t have to divide?? Or a therapist that can sign?? Hearing people signing 2k15 honestly.
I’ve been learning to help my HoH/deaf customers, so have some links!
Dummies Guide To: Basic Sign Language (all still images, no videos)
ASLPro (video dictionary)
ASL University (video dictionary, lessons, terminology, and more)
Now You Know (Source)
Crows are scary They
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q)
Yeah but have you seen this
YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW! Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.
I WANT ONE!
A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.
Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill
I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.
Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.
That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.
Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.
That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.
Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.
that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.
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Captive crows will purportedly name their humans, too, by coming up with a unique call made only in that human’s presence. [source, albeit without documentation]
Christmas/Winter Starters!
{ Might add more later. Enjoy for now! }
🎁 Our muses open presents together! 🎄 Our muses decorate a christmas tree together! 🏬 Our muses go christmas shopping! 🔪 Our muses choose and cut their own tree! 💃 Our muses go ice-skating! 🌁 Our muses play in the snow! 🍛 Our muses make a Christmas dinner together! 🍪 Our muses bake and decorate Christmas cookies! 👀 Our muses stay up waiting for santa! 🎅 One muse still believes in santa… how does the other handle it? 🔥 Our muses drink hotchocolate and cuddle next to the fireplace! 📺 Our muses watch Christmas films together! 🎨 Our muses make christmas crafts - snowflakes, snowmen and more! 🏠 Our muses decorate the outside of the house! 💰 Our muses go decortion shopping! 👪 Our muses go to the mall to sit on santas lap! 🎶 Our muses listen to christmas songs! 📥 Our muses sled down a hill! ⛺ Our muses make a gingerbread house! 🏂 Our muses go snowboarding! 🏡 Our muses assist at a homeless shelter on christmas! 👶 Our muses visit a childrens hospital and give gifts to kids! 🚙 Our muses drive/walk around to look at peoples xmas lights at night! 🎬 Our muses watch a christmas play together! 😱 Our muses get snowed into their house! 🍻 Our muses get drunk off of booze filled egg nog! 🐎 Our muses take a horse drawn sleigh ride! 👕 One muse forces the other to wear ugly, matching christmas sweaters! 🎼 Our muses go caroling! 🎊 muses attend a christmas party! 💏 Our muses meet under the mistletoe - Accidentally or on purpose is your choice!
Hit on my muse
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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
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three word starters.
❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜
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It was late after work one day and the scientist of course forgot to eat again. There were few places open.
Hands in his coat pockets and a chill going down his spine, he looked up at the sign of the place. It seemed welcoming… A pub? Well, a drink couldn’t hurt, either.
He entered the place and took in the warm atmosphere. Definitely cozy for a pub.
Unsure of where to go, he headed towards the bar. He pulled out his trusty notebook and scribbled down his order before holding it out. He was used to this routine, as most didn’t know ASL.
It was almost closing time at Grillby’s. He was wiping down the bar as he always did, more often than he should.
When one stepped into the pub, it was like stepping back in time to an older Ireland. The atmosphere was warm and comfortably lit, tables and bar all a fine and polished wood, hushed tones of harps and flutes playing as background noise, beer imported and food authentic. It was a nice, quiet place where one would feel transported out of the city.
He looked up at the notebook in a new customer’s hands. Nodding, Grillby filled the man’s glass and sent the note back into the kitchen before quickly returning to his place.
He finally got a good look at the other and his heart stopped. For a moment, he couldn’t speak, blood draining from his face and eyes wide as if he’d seen a ghost. It couldn’t be…
“Walter?” He whispered the name. It softly lilted on his tongue from his brogue.
No. It couldn’t be. Walter was dead.
Walter took a good swig from his beer. Ah, the good stuff. It’d been so long since he’d had good beer…
He heard his name and he looked up. His own eyes grew wide and he nearly dropped his glass.
Was that…?
He signed frantically, forgetting his notebook for the time being.
{ Aidan? Is that you?}
His heart skipped a beat and his mouth went dry. He thought he’d never see him again, not after the war…
He looked down at the man’s hands and smiled, tears springing in his eyes. He knew sign language… Yes.. This was his Walter.
“Hold on.” He threw his rob off and rushed toward the kitchen, then came out through the bar of the pub, running over to Walt and hugging him tightly.
Aidan wasn’t one to cry, but he spent so many years thinking he was gone. He held the man close and sniffles silently. “I can’t believe yer alive.” He whispered against his shoulder.
Walter happily embraced the man once he collided with him. Once he heard that voice once more, his body shook with a sob as tears began to pour from his eyes. Out of the two, he was definitely the crybaby.
He wanted to speak, he wanted to sign, but he didn’t want to let go. He held tightly to the Irishman, his hands gripping at his clothes.
At long last, they were together again. How many years had it been?
It was strange…. They were only young men, only boys during that war. And they’re much older now, Walter’s hair graying at the sides… But even so it was as if they never parted. He felt in that moment an overwhelming love for the other.
He rubbed the man’s back comfortingly as if he weren’t trembling himself. All those years….
God had returned his love to him safely.
Walter finally pulled away, keeping one hand on the other’s arm and the other used for communication.
{ My friend. It’s been so long. }
Tears continued to roll down his face, but a smile was also there.
His love from his youth, not actually taken from him. He was alive and well and… Thriving!
He looked down at the other’s hand and smiled. He looked up into Walter’s eyes. He missed those eyes… Like a perfect storm, though one was it seemed permanently shut, a scar laying over it. Another ran from under his eye to the top of his upper lip, just on the other side. Aidan wiped Walter’s tears.
Those monsters were disgusting… Leaving the man forever scared like this.
“Walt, just talk t’ me…” He missed the other’s voice more than he felt he could bear.
Here came the heartbreak.
His eye grew wide and an apologetic expression took over. The tears didn't stop and his hand shook as it signed. It hurt so much to tell him this.
{ I can't. No more. I'm mute. }
Walter D. Gaster…. Since he’d learned the man’s name, he’d been on a search for him, getting every source he could in it, just to reunite him with his two sons, both of which Happi were dating.
He was more than excited to hear that the infamous doctor he’d been looking for was now living here in the city. What a small world!
He’d sent the other an email, which he’d gotten the doctors email from a close friend, and proceeded to tell the man about himself and his two beautiful boys, sparing no detail on their story of there lives up to this point. It went on like this for a while. They sent emails back and forth at first, then texts and IMs. Happi was glad to talk to his boys’ father and sort of bond with him before having them all meet.
He seemed a very charming man, and Happi didn’t need to comment on his intelligence! Overall a pleasure to talk to.
The big day came when he had decided to take a trip to see the scientist in person, just them alone. He stood at the other’s doorway and knocked. He bit his lip. What would Dr. Gaster look like?
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Walter sat at his desk, filing through some paperwork. He always was the type of man to bring his work home with him. He lived alone, so there was no reason not to.
A pen rested between his teeth when he heard a knock. At the sound, it fell from his lips.
Oh no. Was that today? He hopped up from his chair and bustled to the door. He only stopped when he caught a passing glimpse of himself in a mirror. Gracious. He briefly fussed with his hair and adjusted his glasses, followed by straightening his shirt. It would have to do.
He finally made it to the door, took a few calming breaths and opened it wide. A polite smile rested on his face, making the corners of his eyes wrinkle.
{ Hello! You must be Happi. Please, do come in. }
He stepped aside and gestured for the other to enter.
Oh dear. He’d only just realized that he had absolutely no idea if the other knew sign language. Fantastic, Gaster, probably should have checked on that in your previous correspondence.
Walter D. Gaster opened the door and for a moment Happi’s breath caught. He was gorgeous… Happi figured he must have been attractive to have had such beautiful boys… But this really took him by surprise. And the way his eyes wrinkled, god… Hap loved older men. He took a breath to calm himself, offering a charming smile of his own.
“Hi,” he sounded almost humble, watching the other’s hands. Thank god he had a def grandmother who ‘spoke’ English. He signed a ‘thank you’ before walking in, taking no time to find his way to a sitting room and having a seat, crossing his legs and smiling up at his host.
‘You don’t mind if I speak, do you? My signing is a bit rusty.’ He asked the other. If he was remembering correctly, Dr. Gaster wasn’t def, only mute.
Walter gave a relieved sigh when he saw the other sign. Good, so he understood.
Once Happi was inside, he shut the door behind him and followed the other. He was a bit thankful when he made himself at home, it meant that the doctor didn’t have to play it up too much. Thank heavens.
He sat across from him in the chair opposite, his own legs crossed.
{ Feel free. I’m just pleased you know ASL. Even if I couldn’t hear, I can read lips quite fine. }
He didn’t want to discomfort the other in any way. It was then he realized he was being a horrible host and stood quickly.
{ I’m terribly sorry, how rude of me. Would you care for a drink of some sort? }
He watched the other sit. Dr. Gaster had such grace in his step… He was so suave. Happi looked down, picking a piece of lint from his pants, which wasn’t really there. He just had to think himself our of his crush on the scientist.
“No, no… I’m fine… Thank you. Its a pleasure to finally meet you, Dr. Gaster.”
Walter gave a curt nod before finally sitting.
{ Please, feel free to call me Walter, or even W. D., if so inclined. I believe we’re past formalities, though I do appreciate the manners. }
He smiled again, giving a small tilt of his head.
{ It is so very nice to finally meet you as well, Happi. I have to say, my boys did a wonderful job picking a partner. Even if that means sharing. }
His shoulders shook a little, as if from laughter.
“Walter~” he purred with a blush. What a sexy name to go with a gorgeous man. “I don’t want to overstep my boundaries…”
He let out a soft chuckle. “You’re so charming.~ I love them both very dearly. And they don’t mind sharing, not that I know of. Now I know where they get their looks. Not to be too forward, hut you are a handsome man.”
Walter felt a chill shoot down his spine. Goodness. Why did it feel so nice to hear his name on the other’s tongue?
{ Please, I insist. You’re dating my sons, I believe we’re on a first name basis. }
His cheeks turned a soft red.
{ I appreciate it, but they get their good looks from their late mother. }
He brought up a hand to briefly touch one of his scars.
“I’d call you ‘daddy’ if it were up to me.” He winked and laughed a little. He wasn’t hiding that he was flirting at this point.
He smiled at the other’s blush. “I’m sure that she was beautiful. Even so, you’re gorgeous.” He watched the doctor touch his scar and bit his lip.
“I understand.” He moved his hair, revealing puckered, pink, almost grotesque skin. “I was self conscious for years. I still am, a little.”
There went that blush, going redder. He didn’t exactly know how to respond to that.
His face changed with a soft, concerned yet sympathetic frown.
{ I’m glad someone as stunning as yourself understands, yet I am terribly sorry for whatever happened to you. It’s not easy. }
He shrugged, trying to make himself smaller on the couch. He didn’t really like mentioning it. “I was a little boy and we were living in Grand Concourse… There was a fire and I was scared. Mami -my mom- tried to get me out of the building, but I was so terrified. I couldn’t move. Firemen got me out eventually, but… I burned my face pretty badly….” He let his hair fall back over his eye. “It’s definitely not easy.”
Walter took a brief moment before finally standing and moving to sit next to the other.
{ I was a victim of war. I was taken hostage. }
He didn’t delve into it anymore than that.
{ You are brave. You get in front of cameras and audiences and use your talents in the public eye. You are even seen as a sex symbol. I hide in a laboratory. I admire you a bit for that. }
After he was finished speaking and his hands were free, he placed one on Happi’s knee, as a comforting gesture.
He gasped. “Oh sweetie…. I’m so sorry.”
He watched intently and smiled softly. “I just-.” He chuckled softly, but took up Walter’s hand, intertwining their fingers. “You’re the brave one, darling. I can’t even imagine what you went through….”
He bit his lip and lifted himself off of the couch, leaning over to kiss the man on the cheek. “You’re a hero.”
Walter’s hands were rough, mostly from hard work and history. Since they were quite occupied, he couldn’t quite speak. One being held and the other…well… Had migrated to the other’s face.
He very gently caressed it, and soon he found himself closing the distance between their lips.
Whoops.
The kiss had surprised him, his eyes widening for a moment, but soon… Too soon… He melted into it, returning the kiss with a muffled whimper.
There is something very vulnerable and close about showing your scars.
The kiss gracefully passed, but shortly after… Walter flinched back in surprise, eyes wide and face red. He freed his hands and furiously signed.
{ I am so terribly sorry about that! I don’t know what came over me! Yes, you’re handsome and incredibly sweet and charming but you’re with my sons! I’m so, so sorry! }
Another whimper left his lips, this one far more needy. He didn’t want it to end. His eyes fluttered open and he looked at the other… That expression…. Shame and embarrassment were made apparent on his own features.
“You’re absolutely right… And I love them so much…” He bit his lip, looking down at himself. What the hell was he thinking?? “You’re so charming, Walter. I’m sorry too. I let myself be swept away by you… I should probably go, I’m very sorry. If I stay any longer I’m only going to want you more.”
He looked up at the man through his lashes, a seductive innocence in his violet hues. He stood to leave. “I should go.” He whispered softly, reluctance in his voice.
Walter was suddenly up and his hand was gripped tightly onto the other’s sleeve. It wasn’t easy, but he managed to sign with one hand.
{ Please don’t go. I’m sorry. My fault. My mistake. }
Longing and desperation lingered in his eyes, along with guilt. He felt terrible, and he’d only feel worse if he scared Happi off like this.
He really was a terrible man, wasn’t he?
He watched the doctor’s hand, looking up into his eyes after, then away in thought. He bit his lip, then turned toward the man, that same longing in Happi… He pressed himself against Walter, gently combing his fingers through the other’s soft hair and he leaned in to continue their kiss. He truly was disgusted with himself.
Walter stepped back, surprised by the action, but he didn’t fight it.
His arms found themselves around Happi as they kissed, his head tilting to get a better angle.
He hated that he needed this. He hated himself for all of this. And yet…
He released a muffled moan as he melted into the kiss.
It was so wrong, but it didn’t feel wrong. Not in this heated need. He needed Walter more and more with every passing second. The monstrous desire in Happi scared him.
He broke the kiss only to nibble down his jaw.
Why did this feel so right? Wasn't it so horribly, horribly wrong?
A strangled sounding whimper came from the scientist as Happi went for his jaw. Definitely a weak spot for him. His heart pounded in his chest... Damn, it's been too long.
Desire took over and those long, slender fingers began to iiiiinch down the other's back.